TeenSpot

i was sitting in class writting an essay when my ex bf texted me “baby i got this HUGE problem i need ur lips for. and not the lips on your mouth” ugh…..

‘If you don’t stop ignoring me I will crawl in your window and stab you in your sleep!’ – I have no idea who it was off!

My friend was supposed to come get me to hang out.. It was his first time coming to my house.. He never showed up.. Four hours I got a text saying “Sorry.. I got lost and ended up in Kansas” We live in Oklahoma and his house was 20 minutes from mine… Idiot..

One about “the insurance on my car.” I was 12 years old.

Well the stupidest text I ever sent was to my sister, I was half asleep and she said “I’m going to bed sissy night love you” I replied “I wub you too siddy” Fail texts while you’re half asleep xD

“I’m calling to inquire about your services… If you could please get back to me, I’d like to continue this conversation..”

Lol and I was like, “You didn’t call me, and this isn’t a voicemail… And what services O-O

Okay ridiculous texts(there are so many really) But one kind of stuck out to me. One of my guy friends texted me to tell me he got a perfect score at bowling and that i should “you know” with him to celebrate….how weird huh??

That a guy that likes me sent me a text saying “I’ve been so good at being loyal to my gf but when it comes to u I’m like a little kid trying to stay away from candy.” He was trying to tell me how he can’t resist me but doesn’t have the balls to break up with his gf for me

I’ve gotten lots of dumb texts,but the most insulting was some jack ass offering me $6,000 for my truck when I’ve got it listed for $12,000.

Good thing my phone was out of service when I got it because I would have chewed his ass out.

“i wanna suck on ur clock”