yo, my name is shiska and here is my rap,
i ryhme like a beast and you know it's cause i'm black!
i got no strikes and i do no wrong,
but i'll yell in your face if i don't think you're bomb.
i'm a princess, baby, so you know what that means,
i got more dollars in my pocket than your cell phone has rings.
and if you tell me i'm a hoe, ya better check yourself,
cause like my beastie boys say,
'ya might wreck yourself.'
oh,
ya like how i beat, got a swagger so sweet,
when i walk away even Donna can't speak
cause she got her eyes on my prize,
if ya know what i mean
cause i got more goodies than ciara and
i got a better beat.
don't hate on this cutie cause you know i got a booty,
don't hate on this queen cause you know i'll make ya sing,
a falsetto so high, got the Dream lookin shy,
an you know the way i do,
i make ya act like a fool.
yo,
my name is shiska and there was my rap, i ryhme like a beast and you know
it's cause i'm black!
About Me
SUPP FOOL?
I'd be Loni and I'm writing this sheezt for Shiska.
Now that's thats been done
shall we get started?
Alrighty good.
I've known this chica since 6th grade.
Back when we were young, stupid, and modern day female
version of Cheech and Chong.
But who said we still arent?
She's like my long lost sister, we even have the same birthday. ;]
Join us for cake on September 28?
Don't forget presents -.-
Ahaha . x]
We live it up in the land where the seasons never change.
Tight huh? yeaaaahh I know. x]
So back to Sheesh, I couldn't explain her in just one "about me" section
Get to know her for yourself like I have.
You're guaranteed to fall in love.
So what are you doing still reading this?
+add and hit her up y0.
{ aha I sound like a total wigger saying that.}
Laterr.
Specifics
Gender:
Female
Sexuality:
Bisexual
Relationship:
Single
Location:
United States
Birthday:
September 28, 1993
Interests
Music:
Television:
&!' heroes &!' will & grace &!' rescue me &!' the avatar ;D
Movies:
&!' v for vendetta &!' fight club &!' edward scissorhands &!' troy &!' rocky horror picture show &!' digging to china &!' finding neverland &!' inside man &!' good luck chuck [ uncensored ;D ] &!' purple rain
People:
&!' prince &!' tim curry &!' orlando bloom &!' loni &!' michael jackson &!' diana ross &!' bette midler &!' will smith &!' ramses, soda, bailey, & penny &!' bernie mac &!' christian bale &!' that one guy &!' you?
Books:
&!' "and then there were none" agatha christie &!' "maximum ride series" james patterson &!' "anita blake series" laurell k. hamilton &!' "the twilight saga" stephenie meyer &!' "spanking shakespeare" jake wizner &!' "peeps" scott westerfeld &!' "romeo & juliet" shakespeare
Places:
&!' the city of angels &!' las vegas baby &!' the big apple &!' the islands of hawai'i &!' hot hot malibu &!' where the oranges are fresh: floridaaa
Foods:
&!' ceaser salad &!' mcdonalds &!' anything from loni's fridge &!' cream of wheat &!' oatmeal &!' oreos ;D
I HAVE A NEW FUCKIN THEORY
ALL CAUSE WE WENT TO CALR'S JR.
Kay so some vegan decided to kill off all the fast food inventors
or founders, or what ethe fuck ever.
annywaaays.
So this vegan right?
Well they planned out this whole Fast Food Homiside.
Yupp.
My mom told me the guy who founded Carls is dead.
and the wendy's guy
AND the curnal was kicked first.
I already knew the creepy mcdicks clown was dead.
that im kinda happy about >.>.
BUT ANYWAY.
I think thats how it all happened.
mhmm.
Is the king and the taco bell chiauau?
still alive?
If they are, 5 bucks says theyre next.
Fuuuuccckk I should be studying
ah doesn't matter I have an A in that shit anyways.
I finished our necklaces.
Just thought I should share that.
I'm at 763 characters and not 786 as of that 6 x]
I got the new Hollywood Undead CD :D.
My mom was all " I don't wanna buy that shit"
And then the dumb bitch is dancing to it like a sped kid trying to party boy in my kitchen.
I swear that's not creamer in her coffeee.
Fuckin shit I hate this house.
I have to go study -_-
lol uuhhhmmm.
nope.
<.<
but im ina gang.
it's pretty dope.
we kill people and hustle on the streets y0.
and i prefer nothing on my hotdogs cause i dont eat them!
or hamburgers.
i just like chicken.
chickens good.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh my.
I think you ARE going insane.
And I have half a mind to offer you mustard
Just to see if you'll actually go off for a wank XD
Muahaha.
Oreos, you say?
Back in high school, my best mate and I made up this song about oreos.
Because we both found ourselves eatng them when we dont particularly like them.
It goes like this:
I realize
I realize
I don't like OH-REE-OOOOO'S
I realize
I realize
They're not the way to GOOOOOO
I realize
I realize
I don't like the crunchy biscuit
I realize
I realize
I don't like the cream within it
I realize I realize
I DON'T LIKE OH-REE-OOOOOO-OH-OH-OH-OH'S!
LET US ALL REJOICE!
Raise your hands and detachable penii to the sky and revel in the wonder that is my...jetlag.
Fucking hell, I'm fucking exhausted. Un-exhaust me!
Ahhhh sorry! I know, I know, it should be up by now! (Ahahaha, thats what SHE said)
I realized that I lost my photobucket password so I MADE A NEW ONE and uploaded them there
and they will be up sooner than it takes a sex-starved chartered accountant (or..you know...me) to jizz all
over nakie pictures of Pam Anderson.
Kay sooo, tmrw will be exactly 27 says until our mother fuckin birthday :D
DUDE I'M STOKED.
Annnd I checked into the futuree x]
and well our big 18 is on a wednsday-_-
sooo I think we should " get lost" for that week,
not sleep, do anything and everything illegal [ but not get caught]
and have a hell of a time
but thats just me >.>
xD
OH
and I told Abraham about my whole tom's suicide orgy thing and well x]
I hired him,
Him, Adam,Eirc and Sashell are hitmen hired by me to kill Tom.
They're paid in dum dums x]
and yesterday I was texting him telling him I was Tom and I was gonna kill him first.
and he got all " :| O_O GUYS GUYS. TOMS TEXTING ME SAYING HES GONNA KILL ME
AND HE'S CHECKING ME OUT"
it went like
" youre lame"
'whos this?'
"tom"
' imma kill you'
" nope, youre head first, AND your fly is undone"
' no, ur dead, and lier no its not!'
ahhh I hada check my inbox.
how was your BBQ?
and YES I got unlimited :D
I'd text you right now, but my cell ish dead
and my charger is misterously missing
AGAIN.
you know I really think I ghost I cussed out that was in my house is mad.
cause we've been finding weird shit in my dads lunch box.
like my charger, these pills he's allergic too
and little tubs of hotsauce o_o.
it's some freaaakky shit I tell ya.
anywhoo
I gotta get ready for yasmines quince
ily<333
what song is it?
I'm all anti-myspace.
That'd be so cool if Tom was suicidal,
but then all of it would shut down.
and the addicts would commit suicide.
HOLY FUCK,
I bet that's what the fag is up to,
trying to make like one big suicide orgie, just minus the sex >.>
Ahaha, so is Alex I think.
I'm a good girl
- angel wings appearr-
BAD DOUG.
Kay that's not good.
Did he answer?
and well cry in the shower
you won;t notice it >.<
I'm not saying I want you to, but if you can't help it
it makes you feel better<3
Imma kick his platypus ass if he doesn't. mhmm
ahaha what?
That I'd sing like a retard to you?
I've made funny faces on cam for Chris and Bri when they were down
so singing wouldnt be so bad :P<33
