| About Me |
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ElizabethLynnEllison present. Now shut the fuck up and listen. I was introduced into this world on November 29th of 1994. So if you can't pull off the whole math thing, then that means I'm the big OneFour. I'm straight, as in I like the DiCk. My Best girlfriends have to be my BreeBree. Ellie. And DoubleDee:DD. They are what keeps my lifee going and me alivee. I keep my head up high and my pants down low. I'm living my life to the fullest right now, without any regrets. So as far as people go all you online hoes and perverted assholes can suck my non-existing dickk. my biggest fear is losing the one i love most. I dont talk shit, I state facts. Get The Fuck Over It. I really dont give a middle finger if you like me or not. I could care less. If you like me thats totally rad, and if you dont then click that big X button on the right hand side of you screen. I can be the sweetest chick ever, but that doesnt mean Im a total bitch. I'm Bipolar and proud. I get to see the looks on peoples faces when I change moods. It's priceless. If you think you've figured me out, then youre wrong. I can change so fast that you will get whiplash. I'm all that and a bottle of sprite. I'm the nicest cunt you will never meet. I am brutally honest and incredibly blunt. I'm wild with a bit of lazy on the side. I'm a liar with a dash of hypocrite. I'm trendier than a fucking fashion statement. I'm as fake as a fiction novel. I'm so 'scene' I straighten my asshairs. I hate being stereotyped period. I'm me. I don't fit into a category. My style changes almost daily and I confuse people about as often as I confuse myself. If you haven't noticed, I have the hardest time staying on one subject for a long time. I can drink apple juice forever and never get sick of it. I'm uneasily amused and easily annoyed, don't get them mixed up. I'm way to complicated for your taste and I may seem like your average everyday teenage girl, but youre wrong. I'll leave you guessing and asking for more. Half the sentences I say are going to be very perverted, or very dirty. I have a dirty mind, and I stay with it. You are going to laugh at me 98% of the time. Im brutally honest, take that as a good or bad thing. The person you meet on the internet is not going to be the person you meet in real life. I care about you one day, then want nothing to do with you the next. It doesnt matter who you are -straight/bi/gay-, I will be your friend. no wait, - I will be your bestfriend=DD I dont like drama, drama is for trashyy hoess. If I made the world, the clouds would be lime green , the grass would be orange, and the sun would be purple. My imagination is aways running wild. And you will never get me to shut up. my favorite color is lime green:DD There's so many things I can say about myself, but you'll still never understand me. Nobody ever will. I'm a very loud person; if you dont like it then suckk it upp. I guarantee you once you get to know me, you'll absolutely love me. Talking is what i do best; So hit me up in something=)
ElizabethLynnEllison, nothing extrodinary, but somehow I made it in this crazy world. You know how you read a cute love story and you want so badly for you to be the main character? Well that's pretty much my life. My names Liz and I'm pretty good at introducing myself. [Hello everybody, I'm stranger danger.] but you can call me captain underpants. First impressions are what get me most, make them count. I was born ElevenTwentyNineNinetyFour. So at the moment I'm 14 years of age. I'm mature yet immature, comprende? haha=) If you're actually taking time to read this, then that's simply amazing; yet if you're not then you won't know about me. I have my warnings, so read carefully and be sure to take notes. I'm not like any other girl you've met, I'm gonna be different. I wouldn't even claim the human society, I'm more of the silent yet strange, unknown type girl.. I'm the one guys see as invisible. I'm very quiet and shy when I first meet somebody, but it doesnt take too long for that to wear off, trust me. You'll have me talking in no time, and you will would have wished I had an off button somewhere on me. I'll respect you as long as you respect me. I have no right to make fun of someone if I don't know them.I know my limits, and I live up to them. I dont talk shit; I state facts. Talking shit&&starting drama is for trashy hoes that waste their time. If I'm talking shit then you've given me a reason too. Because if I have something to say, I'm gonna say it to your face whether you like it or not. I hate drama, so I try and stay far from it. I'm bipolar, so shut yer face=) I'm not a backstabber and truthfully I hate girls; considering I have very few girlfriends. I'm known as one of the guys, so dont be trippin' when I'm best friends with your boyfriend. Guys don't have drama-they don't get involved. They don't judge you by your looks, haha. Don't mean I'mn a slut because I'm with the guys, means I stay outta drama. I'd much rather be playing football or any sport then cheering and gossiping about people. I'm no girly girl thats fer sure. I don;t dress the new style, I have my own swagg homie. I dont get along with everyone, and I will claim I hate people so much that it will get annoying.You can basically tell if I dont like you when we meet, I mean seriously, who wouldnt notice my attitude? LaughMahFuckinnAssOff! Most the things I say are either going to be perverted, dirty, or just plain sarcastic. The fliter between my thoughts and mouth was removed a long time ago. Learn to speak my language and you;re good to go=) If you like me, that's fine-but if you dont, then you can kiss my ass. I'm not here to please you and your opinions dont effect me at all. Last I checked this was my life, not yours. I'm honestly blunt, and bluntly honest, dont get them mixed up. I could care about you one day, then want nothing to do with you the next, thats just how I am. Don't like what you're reading? then leave. simple as that. Unfortunetly I've written my life in pen, so therefore I can't go back and change my mistakes. But I've learned to move on and live upon regrets. I've been lied to, cheated on, broken hearted, drunk, high, fucked up, screwed over, through all the emotions, fuck-I've even been called ever name in the book. So go ahead, walk all over me. I've been through hell and back, it won't hurt me any. Trust me, if you've taken a walk in my shoes, you wouldn't be alive right now. Don't ask me what I said, i don't repeat myself. If you didnt hear it, then good. Means it wasnt worth you listening too. Doesn't matter. I'm a bitch, call me whatever you want. I'll live up too it proudly. I'm one of a kind, and very special to have, but push me away once I can promise you I wont be coming back. I'm very athletic; you will never see me sitting still. Softball is my life. I'm a lover not a fighter, but I fight for what I love. I'm the different one in my family; the ugly duckling. I stick out, I dont wanna be the same. But if that make me, me, then to hell with it. I'm loud and obnotious at times, but be glad you dont have to live with me. My 2 brothers and sister deal with that.(= I might seem all sweet and innocent but if youre thinking that then you know nothing about me sweetie. There's very few people I trust in this world, and you;re not one of them. I have many trusting issues. Don't ask about my personal life, if I wanted you to know, I'd tell you. I'm not as tough as I may seem. I do have feelings, but I choose to keep my head high and not let my haterz see me fall. I keep to myself most of the time and I'm a huge trouble maker. Course I don't get caught, but what would you know=) I'm the one to call if you need a friend, I have youre back all the time. I accept everyone, so no need to worry. Theres such thing as a delete/ignore button if I need it. I'll be your friend. No wait, I'll be your best friend. So add me, and send me a comment. Lets get this party started kiddies! But honestly if you dont like me, thats what the little X button on the right hand of your screen is. Click It Baby=D
Kids like me should wear a Warning: I hate drama; if you have an issue i need a subscrition. I hate nontalkers. if im just a page number; hit the delete button now. I hate perverts. theres no way in hell i'll put up with your nastyness. I hate trashy hoes. i wont add you if your ass naked, close those legs of yours. People Have Some Sense. I'm Not One To Fuck Around With. I'll Kick Your Ass MotherFucker.
Some random facts?
1. I'm honestly blunt.
2. If I have something to say, I'll say it.
3. I absolutely hate drama, and most girls.
4. I'm considered one of the guys.
5. I'm not emo, goth, punk, or any other label except for me.
6. I'm very athletic.
7. I'm constantly obsessing over my weight, therfore I'm always on a diet.
8. I talk too much and listen too less.
9. I can never remember what I did or said 5 seconds ago.
10. If you like to start shit- we won't get along.
11. Yes I have a cell, but only certain people get the number=]
12. I'm very random.
13. I love my friends- hurt them, you will die.
14. I'm the odd one out in my family, so i created my own.
15. you don't scare me. |
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| Gender: |
Female |
| Sexuality: |
Straight |
| Relationship: |
Single |
| Location: |
United States |
| Birthday: |
November 29, 1994 |
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This is my wifey and nobody can change that. Understand when you say forget it. Wait forever when you say jus a minute. Stay by your side when you say leave me alone. &&Listen for hours when you're crying on the phone. It's those times we go so crazy ;; people think we're high. The times we make eachother l a u g h until we c.r.y. All the inside jokes and our remember whens. ^^Those are the reason they call us BestFriends. Scratch That. Sistarrs. I've known Nicki for about 2 years now, and I wouldnt trade our memories for anything. We've had so many laughs, and basically she's my sister. I've taken her in, and she will never be replacedd. Our inside jokes[[the best]]. She's what makes my lifee worth living. I used to be extremely boring and worthless. But once I met Nicki, It was like Bam! I changed completely. We're very open, and we tend to speak whatever is on our minds. Stick us in a room full of people, and we will have them shaking their asses in no time. Laugghing till they piss their own pants. We listen to the oldies music and sing along to songs we dont know when we get bored. We are both easily entertained. And even though we have our differences, what makes us friends is how much we disagree. It funny, she likes a certain type of guy. And I like the other type. hahh. We're a tripp. Trust me. And no doubt that we'll have your heart beating over us in no time. |
| Television: |
MTV |
| Movies: |
american pie series, my bloody valentine, step up 1&&2, n otherz |
| People: |
My Mother My Daddy God |
| Books: |
horror, suspense, love |
| Places: |
mall, starbukks, my attic |
| Foods: |
who cares?! |
| Drinks: |
flavored water, starbukks, snowcone! |
| Sports: |
softball n volleyball |
| Other: |
modeling |
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| Member Facts |
| Join Date: |
February 25, 2009 |
| Profile Views: |
9878 |
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| Last Active: |
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