"THE SNOOKIE SONG''to the music Of Tik Tok By Ke$ha
Wake up in the morning,
Gonna find a guido.
A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy,
Who might look good in a Speedo.
Before I leave-
Tease my hair,
Put the poof in the back.
And most importantly,
I gotta bronze my face with shellac.
I'm talking,
Grab a pickle for the road,
Road.
Get into the Jersey mode,
Mode.
Get the poof it's own area code,
Code.
Little Italian flags on my toes,
Toes.
Got my signature guidette pose,
Pose.
Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose,
Nose.
[Chorus]
Let's score,
In Jersey Shore,
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
Be as tan,
As I can,
So that I can steal your man.
When I walk,
Down the block,
All their heads will turn in shock.
Oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh.
Let's score,
In Jersey Shore,
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
Be as tan,
As I can,
So that I can steal your man.
When I walk,
Down the block,
All their heads will turn in shock.
Oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh.
BOTH SEXY MOTHER FUCKER'S BUT JEFFREE IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!!!
