hey my names lynnette. im the girl that your mom hates. im a stoner and a drinker. lol juliete knows wat im talking about. if theres a party that i dont know about then it must be on another planet. i love to strip everywhere i go! my best stripping buddy is desi. shes like my older sis only we have a tendency to get 5th graders horny and drunk off their asses! people say that im the hardcore bitch that theve been looking for but all i have to say is that if ur next to me ur bound to be arrested. im totally awesome when it comes to dancing on a pole. people say thats what im going to be doing in a couple of years but really im gonna be on the cover of playboy. i swear that im going to marry Hugh Hefner!
blonde power yo!