| About Me |
tell me this shit aint funny
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.' |
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| Specifics |
| Gender: |
Female |
| Sexuality: |
Straight |
| Relationship: |
Single |
| Location: |
United States |
| Birthday: |
November 4, 1992 |
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| Interests |
| Music: |
rap some rock |
| Television: |
All The Time
The Wire
Family guy
Boondocks |
| Movies: |
16 blocks
300 |
| People: |
bill clinton
Eminem |
| Books: |
anything Zane or Norie |
| Places: |
atlanta |
| Foods: |
chicken
pizza |
| Drinks: |
pepsi
1800
smirinoff |
| Sports: |
basketball |
| Other: |
animals |
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| Member Facts |
| Join Date: |
October 18, 2007 |
| Profile Views: |
2390 |
| Total Logins: |
641 |
| Last Active: |
10 hours ago |
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| Latest Comments |
| Jay_201 |
May 12, 2008 01:17 AM |
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well im off lolz ttyl |
| Jay_201 |
May 12, 2008 01:02 AM |
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lolz well u aint here 2 touch me soo i gotta do sumthn lolz jk |
| Jay_201 |
May 12, 2008 12:58 AM |
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lolz i kno ppl like dat lolz. im chilln layn in bed |
| Jay_201 |
May 12, 2008 12:54 AM |
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lmao....im a top hun |
| Jay_201 |
May 12, 2008 12:50 AM |
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its kool jus ask lolz |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 03:38 AM |
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yea think about then hit me up when u on again |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 03:25 AM |
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o c u couldnt handle it cuz its not jus good as in good in talkin good as in the shit once it hit that spot u goin 2 feel good that whole week and once it were off u going 2 feen fo it so bad that next time u c me ull try 2 take it from me ya dig |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 03:19 AM |
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idk can u handle the good dick |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 03:15 AM |
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u cant get mo nasty than me so u aint ready fo all dat |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 03:12 AM |
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i prbably shouldnt say but when u get in all i can say is ull feel the hard part |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 03:07 AM |
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that aint even the hard part |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 03:00 AM |
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no cloths at all |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 02:56 AM |
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yea u can hop in with me but i got a rule |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 02:53 AM |
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idk u should think about that 4 me |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 02:47 AM |
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i might if some body get in with me |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 02:44 AM |
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lol. i can question u its about yo bed tyme |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 02:41 AM |
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bord as hell what u doin up so late |
| A-mart |
May 11, 2008 01:56 AM |
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what up ma |
| Jay_201 |
May 10, 2008 02:40 PM |
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NJ...lolz well i g2g ttyl |
| Jay_201 |
May 10, 2008 02:34 PM |
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yea i feel u on dat lolz n dat shit was funny...got me cryn lmao |
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