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THE PENCIL**

An action of two disgustingly sweaty pencils,
Attempt hard to touch the other,
All that ink that wanks,
Gets thee to say: 'Vae faen?!'

Yes! That's exactly what it is!
All that languid way of inking,
A drop or two on thee,
And some another on him.
It paints thee black,
And thou shoutst:
'I want it all painted in night!'

Like he touches the paper, and writes,
He touches thee, and he writes thee.
Sometimes fast, so very fast and many times
That thy paper gets tattered.
And when it's so rare and smooth,
A fine novel is created.

I feel like being written,
With the most classical way
Of gentleman-like manners,
'Give me my name, say Tuba,'
And write me all over again,
I die to be re-written.

Knightley might choose a long and shaved pencil,
And start writing me all over,
With a cool air, with a fair soul,
A soul that has not stinked yet
Surely attracts a woman like me.
Even in the middle of the noon,
Write me, write me on the very moon!
O no, that's doing me no justice, hear thee!
Fuck me, fuck me so, very soon!
-No Zeus, pray don't overhear, that was not said to thee.-

**Reference to the famous poem by John Donne, 'The Flea'

I THINK I HAVE FOUND THE MEANING OF MY LIFE! YES!

I AM HAPPY WHEN EVERYONE IS UNHAPPY!

I HATE PEOPLE!

Crazy Turks

About Me

Well, I'm Tuba from Turkey, which is quite a nice place. I come on this meaningless site merely because I don't get the chance much often to talk to foreign people in Turkey. So, please, though I am friendly, I will not accept weird personalities who relentlessly try to prove they're inferior.

O Christian Martyr Who for Truth could die
When all about thee Owned the hideous lie!
The world, redeemed from superstition's sway,
Is breathing freer for thy sake today.

Specifics

Gender:	Female
Sexuality:	No Answer
Relationship:	Not Looking
Location:	Other -Asia
Birthday:	January 2, 1990

Interests

Music:	Blues, country, soul, jazz, 80s pop, Turkish folk music... Madonna, Kate Bush, TORI AMOS, Joni Mitchell,Pura Fe, Sheryl Crow, Norah Jones, Liz Phair, Lisa Loeb, Poe, Shania Twain, Leanne Rimes, Shelby Lynne, Kim Carnes, Blondie, Jennifer Holiday, The Bangles, Ronan Keating, Chantal Kreviazuk, Alanis Morisette, Faith Hill, Aretha Franklin, Diana Krall, Rosie Thomas, The Shins, Robert Randolph, Kardes Turkuler, Nick Cave, Nena, Cher, Vanessa Carlton, Counting Crows, Ray Charles, Alicia Keys,Lee Ann Womack, Danni Green, Patti Griffin, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Lene Marlin, Nerina Pallot, The Wannadies, Vonda Shepherd, Keisha White, Turin Blakes, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Edie Brickell, Melissa Etheridge and many many more. I told you. It's my passion.
Television:	Scrubs, The New Adventures of Old Christine, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
People:	Armenians
Books:	Why would I read?
Places:	Armenia, Lebanon, Turkey
Foods:	Everything but meat.
Drinks:	Milk and coffee.
Sports:	Hate it.
Other:	The young Kate Bush was a beautiful, desirable (but slightly ethereal) woman. She's still lovely, although now a chunkier, middle-aged mother - she's a Madonna with real talent, a Kylie who is British and not a wog, a Carly Simon with knobs on, a Carol King/Klein who's not Jewish and , I'm sure, a jolly good egg.

Member Facts

Join Date:	March 16, 2007
Profile Views:	6347
Total Logins:	2125
Last Active:	12 hours ago

Latest Comments

tom--18	October 2, 2008 03:52 PM
	hehe :D im rubbish at other languages :( glad everyone speak english pheww xxx
tom--18	October 2, 2008 03:34 PM
	ah im confused :P what what :P lmaooo english is crap, yup even i dont udnerstand half the grammar :P xxx
tom--18	October 2, 2008 03:25 PM
	deutsch ist langweilig zzzzzzz hehe oooh thankyou.. u have lotsa....yummyness 8-) xxxx
tom--18	October 2, 2008 03:15 PM
	ooooooh fair does :P i can speak german :D haha well....a bit xxx
tom--18	October 2, 2008 03:12 PM
	oooh coools :D why u speaking armenian then :P haha xxx
tom--18	October 2, 2008 02:31 PM
	what what ??? shad... soz lolzzz
elio4u	September 13, 2008 03:24 PM
	hey ,,how u doing? thnx for accepting..im Elias
wisconsinguy17	September 5, 2008 09:49 PM
	nah your cool lol. rain is good if you need rain...it was a cold wet, windy no good kind of rain, i seriiously thought it should have been snowing rather than raining lol.
wisconsinguy17	September 4, 2008 04:22 PM
	ahh well today it was rainy...bad sign? idk haha w/e. ummm i think wisconsin is pretty cool haha well at least the madison area where i live is haha. what makes you not like us wisconsin people so much?
denopeko	July 20, 2008 01:41 PM
	me too, if u find any tell me
MuffinB0y	July 13, 2008 03:09 AM
	you belly dance? i dont see how it could hurt.
MuffinB0y	July 13, 2008 02:57 AM
	belly dancing, folk music, chicken fights. not barbaric in the least.
MuffinB0y	July 13, 2008 02:47 AM
	depends, how good are you tea making skillz
MuffinB0y	July 13, 2008 02:31 AM
	its 10 am right, if you get started now you could probably get some nice juicy ones
MuffinB0y	July 12, 2008 08:19 PM
	you should have made her bleed. i took a giant dump a minute ago, and my ass is on fire how about you.
SyRoski	June 29, 2008 02:26 AM
	am back .....
Norwayboy	June 27, 2008 04:57 PM
	HAHA, lost against Germany. But now you were unlucky!!!
Norwayboy	June 23, 2008 07:20 AM
	you are doing good in the Euro 2008 (Unfortunately)
MuffinB0y	June 18, 2008 06:21 AM
	I THINK I HAVE FOUND THE MEANING OF MY LIFE! YES! I AM HAPPY WHEN EVERYONE IS UNHAPPY! I HATE PEOPLE! what.
MuffinB0y	June 15, 2008 08:47 AM
	those are some pretty heavy policies for a back rub.
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