| About Me |
What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well? )
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a juggalo?
He just dont care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing hes pickin fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the huggin again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fuckin lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story windowoh!
(chorus:)
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if thats what it is, well fuck if I know.
What is a juggalo?
I dont know, but Im down with the clown, and Im down for life, yo.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he aint really dead, but he aint like anybody
That youve ever met before.
Hell eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a jug-
What the fuck? connec-man, that shits wack.
Dont worry bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
What is a juggalo?
He aint a bitch boy.
Hell walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havin supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soupbloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well he aint a phoney.
Hell walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz youre a stupid-ass dumb fuckin idiot.
What is a juggalo?
Hes a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least hes got a job, hes not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha!
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out hes unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!) |
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| Specifics |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Sexuality: |
Straight |
| Relationship: |
Single |
| Location: |
United States |
| Birthday: |
March 16, 1991 |
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| Music: |
Yeah, ya know, sometimes its kind of confusing to me,
All these people sitting on their high horses,
Looking down on us for smoking a plant or growing a plant.
Well i belive in natures laws, and i just wanna be free.
From the mountain tops, where the wind blows
To the green valleys down below.
Where the snow melts and the rivers flow
I just want to live my life.
Where the trees grow, and the air is clean.
Where nature's free do to her thing, everything is one if you know what i mean.
I just want to live my life.
Im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner.
Yes i am, for the rest of my days.
I started smokin weed at the age of 18,
I moved out my house started writing rap beats.
I moved to hollywood, we was up in the scene,
It was Dloc, johnny rich, and my home boy steve.
We was, teenagers, yeah living a dream.
Lookin up to daddy x, tryin to do this rap thing.
Wrote the first couple songs it was "Bump bump" we was "So high" gettin blown off the skunk.
15's in the trunk down Melrose,
Bitches in the club, gettin drunk spittin flows.
Tryin to get a record deal, we gettin signed.
I was broke with no money, and that was back in 95.
Im proud to smoke weed, and im proud of what we've done.
Im proud of the kings, and im proud of everyone.
Im proud my name is Dloc, no joke son,
And i'll be proud when im a dad, when i have a daughter or a son.
From the mountain tops, where the wind blows
To the green valleys down below.
Where the snow melts and the rivers flow
I just want to live my life.
Where the trees grow, and the air is clean.
Where nature's free do to her thing, everything is one if you know what i mean.
I just want to live my life.
Im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner.
Yes i am, for the rest of my days.
Its those lazy days
And the hazy days
And the days we get stoned for just days and days.
Its amazing when we get to live this way, like every day is a holiday.
At the harvest time, when the work is done.
And i celebrate by worshiping the earth and the sun
We always give thanks, for life and the gifts.
The higher you climb, its the higher you get.
You gotta disconnect, from all the pressure and stress.
The traffic, the smog and the pains of rent.
If thats real livin, its not for me,
I wanna be free, and live in peace, come on.
From the mountain tops, where the wind blows
To the green valleys down below.
Where the snow melts and the rivers flow
I just want to live my life.
Where the trees grow, and the air is clean.
Where nature's free do to her thing, everything is one if you know what i mean.
I just want to live my life.
Im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner.
Yes i am, for the rest of my days.
Im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner.
Yes i am, for the rest of my days
Another version of life lived, a different set of meanings
Another way of thinking, a different type of me.
A brand new religion, one that has never been rehearsed
But its cursed, and this curse could mean the end of this earth.
So many people worrie about the troubles that they got at hand
To many simple solutions to restoring this land
And when its all said and done,
And were gonna tell our kids that we did the best we could,
But we know that we didnt.
Its gettin crazy, summers hot, when its freezin.
Huricans getting stronger tearin up the southern regions.
Big fires taking lifes, Its pure destruction.
Were at a fork in the road, time to choose the right junction.
Before theirs nothing left,
We need to stop this regression.
Get all the leaders of the world together in a session.
Only thing, if theirs a shot that if our kids would thrive in a world that is growin, i just
Wanna survive.
From the mountain tops, where the wind blows
To the green valleys down below.
Where the snow melts and the rivers flow
I just want to live my life.
Where the trees grow, and the air is clean.
Where nature's free do to her thing, everything is one if you know what i mean.
I just want to live my life.
Im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner.
Yes i am, for the rest of my days.
Im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner.
Yes i am, for the rest of my days. |
| Television: |
It was like March or April, fuckin' Libra...fuckin', um, shit...
[1st Verse-Violent J]
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid
You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did
My daddies were a two headed freak show
Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella
Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board
and I was born the next day...Violent J
When I was 14, I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy
Child of the witch heffer...whatever
Tied me up, burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowing and shit
Praying at me, you know how them primitives get
I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,
I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor
Four simple things in this bitch, before I die...
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
And a little sip of Faygo, too
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
[2nd Verse - Violent J]
So anyway...
50 years pass, all my homies are old ass fucks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in search of my ends
I wrestled alligators, battled terminators
Nothing ever killed me, nothing could harm me
I fought in the Civil War, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10
[Shaggy2Dope]
Man, they didn't even have that shit back then
[Violent J]
How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
[Shaggy2Dope]
Well at least make this shit sound real, man, damn!
[Violent J]
I walked across enemy lines with a...lantern
Steady taking cannon balls, to the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horseback
Until this fool tried to horsejack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
(powww) It didn't even smear the make-up
I took his gun and put a tivet in his neck
Sheriff didn't like it...I got indicted
87 long years in the state pen
Until they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go they can't hold me on nothing
On the way out they're like, "Yo, ain't you like 100 and something?"
I said, "That's right, and I ain't gonna die,
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!"
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
And just a little sip or two...
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys
Climbed the mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed, and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Impala, blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushing 111
I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Ha ha ha! Hell yeah 'cuz
Hurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzz
The world hates me 'cuz of shit like this
They always try to kill me but MIIIIIISSSS
I know it's odd that my face is forever painted
When I was born, the bitch-ass doctor fainted
My toungue's a little long, I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty...but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I look like something from 'The X-Files'
People wanna see me die more than a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT!
AND I AIN'T GONNA DIE, TILL I GET IT!
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
I said Faygo. FUCK Mountain Dew.
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE! |
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This is for mom
Miss Linda Harwood
Miss Cathy Hill
This is for you.
I respect my mother
With every step I take
She was there for my first step
In the first place
Everybody wants out on their own
Now that I'm grown
I wanna be back home
In a world full of vipers
Only my mother's love was righteous
I feel I've been to hell and back three times
I could never sum it up with these rhymes
Looking for a story to share
With somebody, but they never seem to care
While I'm looking for this person everywhere
I'm slippin', cause my mom is right here
Life moves along so fast
When I see real love at last it's past
That ain't gonna happen to me
I can hear my conscience rapping to me
It's like "Hey, you've only got one real friend
From the cradle, to the grave, and back again."
With unconditional love
That's my mother I'm speakin' of.
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
My love will never change (My love will never change)
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
(Mamma)
And I know it's true
Even in my darkest time
In my darkest hour
When my heart is blind
And I'm giving nobody respect
My mother's there to put my ass in check
And she don't play that mister famous trash
She was putting them diapers on my ass
She's seen every side of me
It don't matter how thuggish I'd try to be
NAW every week in the back yard
Now I'm in the big time, trying to act hard
What mattered when I looked a years back
Was mamma, bringing the chairs back
Supportin' every dream I got
You best believe, man, I dreamed a lot
Me and Rude Boy, I'm trying to tell ya,
Not a day goes by in life, we don't feel ya
We ain't taking nothing for granted
Mom's lasagna is so good I can't stand it!
Mrs. Hill always greets me with a hug
Now I see where Rudy got all his love
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
My love will never change (My love will never change)
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
(Mamma)
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
My love will never change (My love will never change)
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
(Mamma)
Everybody around me, they use me, and go for self
They want cash, equity, bank and wealth
Mom puts that on the shelf
All she cares about is my health
It all seems too good to be
As I'm battling life, mamma's backin' me
And she only really wants one thing of mine
Just a little time
Mother, in this world of scars
Money and snakes and labeled wars
Whatever else life puts me through
It's all #2
When it comes to you.
And your love is all I treasure
My real father just didn't measure
He was gone, without a thing to say!
I know he would have failed in comparison anyway.
You gave me 3 times the love
Enough for you, him, and the God above
Rude Boy, his daddy was strong,
Stayed holding on when the ease was gone.
Now a days, everything's all right
Millionaire rocking these microphones all night.
Makin' all of our dreams come true,
And we're full of love, mamma, thanks to you.!
I'm still sorry about the china cabinet
Wish I could bring it all back now, dammit!
Linda, Ron, Cathy and Ryo
We want you to know that we love you.
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
My love will never change (My love will never change)
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
(Mamma)
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
My love will never change (My love will never change)
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is)
(Mamma) |
| People: |
[Intro part, syn:]
Go step to them bitches over there
[Anybody Killa:] Fuck that, you go step to them bitches.
[Syn:] ......For what?
[Violent J:] Man, look out y'all
[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Wibble wabble bumble boo, I'm Violent J nice to meet you, hop and jump the cherry pump, (cherry syrup on ice cream) yum.What you say i buy you some, what's your name bitch, where you from?You know me but don't be scared, (bloody hands are weird) i know, don't front girl you like us thugs, very scary, carney, scrubs, you don't want no richie faggot, (i think of shaggy when he tag it) That's all good I'll hook you up/ Send your shit, I'll look you up, you met J though he goes first/ Yea cause that's like how it works "slut".I can put aside my axe, give your butt a couple smacks, once you let me all up in, your lucky if we'll meet again.
[Zug Izland Chorus:]
I don't wanna lemon ben and jerry, baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna tropicana dairy baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna coconut flurry baby
Don't you wanna mix?
[Juggalos:]
Cotton Candy and.....
[Juggalettes:]
Popsicles!
[Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J:]
You from Dallas,Texas right?
You must be girl, you look tight, plus you rock a grip of ass,
(thank you shaggy sweetness),
thank you nothin' let me hit it, truffle shuffle, waffle biscuit,
whatever that was we ate cost me like $13.58,
(sugar bear, I'm worth all that, shit, bitch I'll smack you call me that,
(what?) call me shaggy southwest thug, juggalo isle of zug
Do him what you did to me, with your tongue ring and your teeth,
(only when in private) you think i wanna see his dick? peace!
Put your candy down, let me show your tongue around,
here's my popsicle and balls, get on your knees and go for yours.
[Zug Izland Chorus:]
I don't wanna watermelon cherry baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna tropicana berry baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna blue banana sherry baby
Don't you wanna mix?
[Juggalos:]
Cotton Candy and.....
[Juggalettes:]
Popsickles!?
I don't wanna lemon ben and jerry, baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna tropicana dairy baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna coconut flurry baby
Don't you wanna mix?
[Juggalos:]
Cotton Candy and.....
[Juggalettes:]
Popsickles!
[DJ Shaggy 2 Dope puttin' it down juggalo mix style:]
Southwest Side bitch! badder than bad
Cause I'm from motown
Badder than bad
Cause I'm from motown
Cause I'm from motown
Southwest Side bitch!
Give it to 'em, give it to 'em, yeah.
Time to get busy in this mother fucker... [Chorus repeats]
[Thanks to quentin moore for correcting these lyrics] |
| Books: |
"Yellow Bus"
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
When I was a little boy they used to laugh at the mini bus
We was special wasn't many of us
Where did we get to go all day? We went to happy land
See me pressed up on the glass smillin' waving my hand
I like y'all in a hurry tryin' ta get to go where y'all go
Our little special yellow bus grip through town extra slow
We don't get shot in our class we happy all damn day
You see the little yellow bus comin' fuck out the way
[Violent J:]
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
All these bitches never see me I waggle my penis
I'm ridding in the little yellow bus 'cause I'm a fucking genius
We got our own class and y'all ain't got ta pass
You might see us threw window if ya cut across the grass
But that's all you will get we on some high level shit
Get back to your class with the masses where you're easy to forget
I'm in the little yellow bus ridding on that bitch laughing
Oblivious to the wicked world outside and what's happenin'
[Violent J:]
I'm in the little yellow bus who wanna ride wit me
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wanna ride wit me
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Lights flash when we grippin' by 'cause we in here whillin'
We livin' on our own shit while y'all worry 'bout stylin'
We ridin' on past sometimes haters try to diss us
By we so fucking happy we can't help but let it miss us
We floating on the chain we ain't gotta maintain
We in our little yellow bus 'cause we ain't the same
We out here bendin' corners and we ain't fucking with stress
And where we're headed that's for only us to know and you to guess
[Violent J:]
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wanna ride wit me
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wanna ride wit me
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
The little yellow bus
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
The little yellow bus
Uh
Scoop us up (come on)
Come on and scoop us up (come on) |
| Places: |
i like to go smoke with freinds |
| Foods: |
i love all foods |
| Drinks: |
Black Tooth Grin ( jack and coke with crown royal) |
| Sports: |
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!! YEA GET SOME |
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June 24, 2007 |
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| Latest Comments |
| xSafety_pin_vvhorex |
December 4, 2008 07:42 PM |
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lol tanks 4 the pic comment. u can own it huni. lolz. i'm gonna lewk 4 you, cause i'm bored. .later then xD |
| vivi19 |
November 15, 2008 04:02 PM |
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hey whats up? |
| xHunnieBunniex |
November 10, 2008 01:03 AM |
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hey sweetie.
thanx for today...you really helped me
and dont hesitate to text me.
Luv, Your Angel Tammie |
| katieBABYbitch |
November 3, 2008 08:03 PM |
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sorri i lft without sayin bye...i got in trouble freaked out nd exited out lol LUV THE PROFILE!! |
| XxPaperxPlanesxX |
October 25, 2008 12:28 AM |
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shy?
lolz
why'd you leave us?
my backspace failed meh
but i came back lolz
LorenaTralala |
| EmergencyHotteRightHear |
October 24, 2008 01:09 PM |
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just wonted to say icp is the shit |
| MissAmazingStar |
October 21, 2008 07:14 PM |
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Hey.Sorry i got off.I just.I cant do this anymore.Well im off 2 bed.Gonna go cry myself 2 sleep.Night.Talk to you laterz |
| dhaj |
September 30, 2008 10:05 PM |
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hey man whats up how was ur day nice icp r the best |
| Flirty_Blonde_21 |
September 27, 2008 05:35 PM |
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Hey Its me Heather, so what chat room are you on baby?;) |
| BisexualJuggalette |
September 27, 2008 12:25 PM |
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heyy whats up? |
| Eveykins |
September 23, 2008 04:53 PM |
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aye |
| TheOfficialDayia |
September 20, 2008 04:16 AM |
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my back hurts,... lol what about you? |
| Westy-1988 |
August 24, 2008 08:33 PM |
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good man |
| Westy-1988 |
August 24, 2008 08:32 PM |
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no problem logun anytime i can help just ask son |
| Westy-1988 |
August 24, 2008 08:28 PM |
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skank_bunny@hotmail.co.uk |
| Eveykins |
August 24, 2008 08:25 PM |
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ill go in lounge :D |
| Westy-1988 |
August 24, 2008 08:24 PM |
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lol heidi on msn but im getting no reply |
| Eveykins |
August 24, 2008 08:22 PM |
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Hey :D |
| Westy-1988 |
August 24, 2008 08:14 PM |
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i bet i miss heidi |
| Westy-1988 |
August 24, 2008 08:11 PM |
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yea ellie is a flirt tho dude u gotta remember that she is reali kool but u have to rememba thats how she is |
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