| About Me |
Hi, Im Chris, Im nice. Really.
I usually have blonde hair but I dyed it black cos I got bored, and I think its gonna stay that way. I cut it myself, because I'm a cool kid.
Although my hair has caused me one car crash and counting...
No-one cares about you girls' stupid blogs which you think show how 'real' you are, and how you've grown or had life altering experiences which you've grown from etc, you people are pathetic, no-one cares about your life like you want to think they do, shut the hell up and get your tits out, you'll get the attention you crave from guys wanting in your pants much more effectively that way.
My friends are cool, but not as cool as yours, so I'm going to steal them, ha!
I am not how my profile makes me out to be, I have a dry acerbic sense of humour (and a large vocabulary...acerbic? aha.) I'm actually one of the friendliest, nicest and most genuine people you'll meet, just dont fuck me over.
I'm smart, I dont mind admitting it. And I like talking to smart people, who have opinions and are interested in cool things besides 'OMFGZZZZ how bare drunk were we last nite LOLZ'. Die please. Ooh, the wierd talk pained me to type.
If you're a stupid little try-hard scene girl, who are always a lot fatter than their pics make them out to be, dont add me, and while you're pressing the 'home' button, go and hang yourself by one of your ginormous fake eyelashes which you think help cover up your ugliness, but in fact make you look even worse. ta.
On that note, I don't get ugly insecure girls, who have to slag off other more attractive girls, in order to make themselves feel better about themselves. Pointing out someone elses flaws, doesnt suddenly turn you into Carmen Electra, you'll still have a face like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
I cant stand these stupid people who take great lengths to express how much they are 'in love' with their latest boyfriend who they've known for 10 minutes. No, you're not in love, you're stupid and writing it because its what you think the definition of love is, and you want so badly to convince people you have it, when you dont. I can guarantee your boyfriend is looking at some others girl's pictures right now wondering if he'd rather be with her.
I look good in eyeliner apparently, my mum probably doesnt agree on that one.
I like girls that look good in tight jeans and heels.
I love using Photoshop to make cool pictures, I wish I was better on it than I am.
I love music, Its the best thing in my life.
Apart from Bring Me The Horizon, they're shit, stop pretending to like them to fit in with your shitty scene. They have good hair, they make noise, not music. They can fuck right off.
So can Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Burn bitches, burn.
I like how disgusted with the world my profile makes me out to be, im not, but the more time I spend looking at idiots, the more im heading that way...
It's depressing when I go to gigs and every person looks the same as me. Yes I know this is my fault, fuck off. At least I dont live up to 99% of the stereotype.
I also dont like:
1) People who specify how you should write your comments, like "Don't just write thanks for the add, think of something interesting" - Shut up, i'll write what I want.
2) People who say "message me or i'll delete you" - Chances are you added me love, I dont owe you my time, I'll message you if you're worth messaging.
3) People who constantly moan about "Ooooh, my life is so shit, I want to die, I cant cope anymore, everything in my life sucks, im gonna go and kill myself"...just because theyre going through some pathetic high school crap, like a boy doesnt like them or they dont get on with their parents. Grow up. In fact no, dont grow up, just do us all a favour and actually go and kill yourself like you say you constantly want to, theres plenty of people going through shit a hundred times worse than you, youre just too wrapped up in your own pathetic lives to realise it. If you want some razor blades to help you i'll happily dish them out. Even though you all deserve to be stabbed repeatedly in the face.
4) Girls who cheat. You deserve everything you get. Scum.
5) People who talk to you purely so that they can say "Go comment my pics" - I'll make you feel good in my own way, not by writing some shit comment which you forced me to write.
I've started saying the words 'missy' and 'mister' a lot recently. |
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| Specifics |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Sexuality: |
Straight |
| Relationship: |
Single |
| Location: |
United Kingdom |
| Birthday: |
June 17, 1990 |
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| Interests |
| Music: |
Blink 182, The Used, Dashboard Confessional, Brand New, TheAUDITION, The Bronx, I Am Ghost, Hinder, Enter Shikari, Madina Lake, Hit The Lights, Green Day, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Counting Crows, The Bled, Alkaline Trio, The Academy Is..., Boxcar Racer, Taking Back Sunday, Funeral For A Friend, Coheed And Cambria, Fallout Boy, The Rocket Summer, Planes Mistaken For Stars, Cute Is What We Aim For, Scapegoat, Bullet For My Valentine, Radiohead, From First To Last, Rise Against, Sounds Like Violence, Muse, Something Corporate, Yellowcard, Plus 44, Angels And Airwaves, System Of A Down, Janes Addiction, Poison The Well, 3 Days Grace, A Dozen Furies, A Static Lullaby, Matchbook Romance, Matchbox 20, Anberlin, Armor For Sleep, Plain White T's, Pink Floyd, AFI, Biffy Clyro, Hawthorne Heights, Incubus, Hidden In Plain View, Dillenger Escape Plan, Jimmy Eat World, Ben Folds Five, Foo Fighters, Bright Eyes, Further Seems Forever, Spitalfield, From Autumn To Ashes, Head Automatica, The Clash, Grace Gale, The Cure, The Transplants, Guns N Roses, Velvet Revolver, Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger, The Offspring, The Ataris, The Starting Line, Glassjaw, Boy Sets Fire, Benton Falls, Stutterfly, Paramore, Chiodos, Disturbed, Scars Of Life, Hundred Reasons, Bayside, Bleed The Dream, My American Heart, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Greeley Estates, Reuben, Acceptance, Deftones, 36 Crazyfists, Saves The Day, Project 86, The Appleseed Cast, Pennywise, Senses Fail, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Slipknot, Silverstein, Black Sabbath, Alexisonfire, Millencolin, Sugarcult, Dire Straits, The Blackout, SR71, Underoath, Last Days Of April, Killswitch Engage, Trivium, The Starting Line, The Juliana Theory, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, The Early November, The Mascara Story, As I Lay Dying, Everytime I Die, Death Cab For Cutie, Story Of The Year, Billy Talent, Feeling Left Out, Between Home And Serenity, With Broken Wings, The Beatles, Atreyu, Finch. |
| Television: |
.. don't watch it, if i can manage it. It gets really boring aftyer a bit. |
| Movies: |
- All the Shrek movies
- The Simpsons movie
- Horror movies |
| Places: |
My room (I got the attic room in my house.. result..) |
| Foods: |
Is rather yummy. |
| Drinks: |
Are thrist-quenching O.o |
| Sports: |
Um.. i run a lot, and used to do kickboxing. |
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| Member Facts |
| Join Date: |
August 20, 2007 |
| Profile Views: |
3109 |
| Total Logins: |
273 |
| Last Active: |
5 days ago |
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| Latest Comments |
| XxKAT_LUVERxX |
September 11, 2008 03:46 PM |
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heyy there
im kat |
| strawberryblonde89 |
September 10, 2008 03:36 PM |
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hey whatsup?
how are you doing? |
| xX_Turn_Away_Xx |
September 9, 2008 08:11 PM |
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Hello :D
thankies for exceppting and all that shizz yo ^^
N-e-ways, i suck major at the whole first
impressions deal, so sorry! lol xD
n-e-waysss, I'm Mina :D |
| bassrockmictreble |
September 6, 2008 06:24 PM |
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hey
thanks for accepting
hows u?
Charlotte
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| m_cutie23 |
September 6, 2008 06:03 PM |
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thanks for accepting=)
i'm michaela |
| BrownieTheDinosaur |
September 4, 2008 05:28 PM |
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hey
whats up ? |
| BEEATCH92 |
August 18, 2008 11:54 AM |
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hey, aint spoke for while, so thought i'd say hi,
how yuh been?
x x x ^-^ |
| Panicitsakiller |
July 6, 2008 05:16 PM |
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Aw, I hope you feel better soon.
Haha, I'm sick as well, actually.
It sucks...majorly.
But, at least it'll get me out of having to go to a water park tomorrow. Haha
:]
What have you been doing on your holiday? Or haven't you been able to do anything because of you being ill? |
| Boo567 |
July 6, 2008 09:39 AM |
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Hiiyaaa
Thanks 4 accepting : )
Hows you?x |
| Panicitsakiller |
June 26, 2008 04:52 PM |
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Chris! Dude!
Where in the world have you been! |
| ek_aka_sam |
June 23, 2008 12:32 PM |
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thks for the add im samantha... |
| skipee_pipin |
June 23, 2008 10:51 AM |
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wo ur u.k i bet ur accent is hot . |
| jerseygirl_92 |
June 23, 2008 09:02 AM |
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HEYYY
how was ur weekend?? |
| lizhotgirl2000 |
June 21, 2008 02:54 PM |
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Hi, I'm Liz. How are you? |
| Signal_Fire |
June 21, 2008 12:57 PM |
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Heyy
Im Frankie
How are you?
x |
| DeliaDarko |
June 20, 2008 05:16 PM |
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hey, you accepted me ealier [thankyou] and i forgot to stop by and say hello.
buut yerr.. haha helloo :D
im delia [deal-ee-uhh]
and i like doing peoples profiles. :D
im currently crushinngg majorlyy.
haha.
how are you? |
| Riotx |
June 20, 2008 03:43 PM |
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Hey :)
Thanks for accpeting.
Im shannon, whats up ? |
| Panicitsakiller |
June 20, 2008 02:26 PM |
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Ew, gosh no.
Personally, I think Pete Wentz is an ugly little poop face.
And, you're not an ugly little poop face.
So, no.
You don't look like him.
Hahaha, at least not in my eyes. |
| Panicitsakiller |
June 20, 2008 02:23 PM |
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GAH!
I accidently hit the backspace, and it brought me back to your homepage, so now I have to start on this comment all over again.
Oh, no worries, love.
Haha, at least you've replied now.
Hurray for replies!!! Woot!
Hahahahaha!
At least your mother knows when to walk away.
If she hadn't, you guys might be starving tonight.
:]
It sucks being able to cook well, because when my mom's too tired and no one else in the house has made anything for dinner, they expect me to cook for them. Hahaha, then they go as far as to complain that I didn't give them meat. Hahaha
Aww, my dog, Zappa hurt himself today.
While I was doing a sketch for one of my projects for art, he yelped out of now where and he came limping to me. I thought that he broke his paw, but he didn't. So, yay!
He keeps licking the spot that it hurts in. It's weird.
Quite frankly, I don't see how licking it will do anything. But, whatever. If it helps, go for it. Haha
YES!
We should come up with some badges! That would be awesome. Hahaha! We should make a tree house for our meetings to take place in! That'd be fun.
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See, I usually have a limited pallet when I'm painting. And that's why it'll only cost 30 bucks. But I have to get turpinoid and liquin, because I'm doing oils and those are the things you need to use when you use oil paint, and those things cost 15-20 dollars for a 10 ounce jar. Hahaha, so I'm going to be broke all summer long.
Only if I didn't sign up for IB art I wouldn't have to spend all my money to complete all the paintings I have to do this summer. Blah. Pumpernickel.
Math just needs to kneel over and die.
Seriously, we should just kill it together.
Abolish it from all school criteria.
I mean, I definitely won't need it for writing, nor for painting. So, why the heck do i need to take it for school.
I don't know if what you want to do requires math, but you probably won't need all the crap that we've been forced to learn in all these stupid math classes.
Haha |
| jerseygirl_92 |
June 20, 2008 01:15 PM |
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heyyyyy Chris i read your about me
ur opinions are pretty strong and
i like that u speak your mind
so i respect that :)
yehhh soo anyways thanks for accepting im jodie :)
hows ur day been? |
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