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"fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
Fly Over Lake
There's a fly six inches above a lake and there's a fish inside the lake, so if the fly drops six inches, the fish would eat the fly.
There's a bear behind the fish, so if the fly drops six inches, the fish would eat the fly and the bear would eat the fish.
There's a hunter behind the bear, so if the fly drops six inches, the fish would eat the fly, the bear would eat the fish and the hunter would shoot the bear.
There's a mouse behind the hunter, so if the fly drops six inches. the fish would eat the fly, the bear would eat the fish, the hunter would shoot the bear and the mouse would eat the hunter's sandwich.
There's a cat behind the mouse, so if the fly drops six inches, the fish would eat the fly, the bear would eat the fish, the hunter would shoot the bear, the mouse would eat the hunter's sandwich and the cat would eat the mouse.
There's a dog behind the cat.
So the fly did drop six inches, and the fish did eat the fly, the bear did eat the fish, the hunter did shoot the bear, the mouse did eat the hunter's sandwich, the cat did eat the mouse and the dog went "woof woof" so the cat got scared and jumped into the lake.
What's the moral of this story?
When a FLY drops six inches, a pussy gets wet!! |
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| Gender: |
Male |
| Sexuality: |
Straight |
| Relationship: |
Single |
| Location: |
United States |
| Birthday: |
November 11, 1990 |
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| Music: |
Queen, and really into the doors at this moment |
| Television: |
house, 24, simpsons, family guy, seinfield, histroy channel speicals, national geographic specals, SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS |
| Movies: |
forest gump |
| People: |
you :) |
| Books: |
wheel of time series by robert jorden, its definately worth the time |
| Places: |
La Grande Randonne |
| Foods: |
STRAWBERRIES...NOW!!! |
| Drinks: |
water - the drink of life |
| Sports: |
football, track |
| Other: |
snoopy. |
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| Member Facts |
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July 30, 2007 |
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8820 |
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2426 |
| Last Active: |
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