| About Me |
About me:
There are dudes, and then there are Judes.
purple is my favorite colour, because I like purple stuffs. perfectly logical, right?
Stuffs I do:
1) Play my guitar.
2) Play Bass (no, not the fish).
3) Play game station (oh I mean play station).
4) Listen to music.
5) Draw stuff.
6) Make people fear me (not hard).
7) Eat... food.
8) Dress for success (I'm not talking about job success).
9) Destroy things.
10) Corrupt young minds.
Feel free to ask me anything else you'd like to know.
There is a fair chance that I will bite your head off,
but at least I'm not a lame-o-rama. yeah?
- When I went to see my probation officer she asked me what I leard and I said "my algerbra?"
- I think it's funny how parents steer their kids away from me/cover their eyes if I am walking by them in the mall or something.
What? They think I'm going to jump on them and start molesting them?
- Why do little ten year old girls always make goo-goo eyes at me?
- Why do elderly ladies always invite me over... they're all like "hey, why don't YOU come trick-or-treat at MY house this year" it makes me... uncomfortable.
- The Little Mermaid told me that my purple hair was handsome. She started to brush it with her fork. I though she was hott until i relized that her eyebrows were fucking painted on... and she forgot to shave her underarms. That just turned me off, and I was all like "go away you slutty Little Mermaid."
- Later that day, this gay fork slut-danced for me... for free. He wasn't very good.
If you are a human cow, don't talk to me. ok?
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with better hair then me.
Orientals... because they're sexy.
Cheesy, white cracker, redheads... because they're sexy too. |
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| Specifics |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Sexuality: |
Bisexual |
| Relationship: |
Single |
| Location: |
United States |
| Birthday: |
December 31, 1989 |
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| Interests |
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| Member Facts |
| Join Date: |
November 5, 2007 |
| Profile Views: |
1003 |
| Total Logins: |
20 |
| Last Active: |
820 days ago |
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