[ SAM IS SOOOO AWSOMENESSLY AMAZINGNESS. SHE'S MY SIS N MY HOME SKILLET BISCUIT . SHE REALLY LOVES TREV . SO IF U HURT OR MESS WITH ANY OF THEM ILL KILL U LOVE YA SIS. *hacked by vam (stephanie)*
| Which Guitar Brand Are You? Your Result: Dean You are a Dean! You like to shred the night away with screaming dimebuckers and squeal with pinch harmonics. You like to dive-bomb the night away with a floyd rose whammy.
H-H setup lets you scream with EMGs | | Ibanez | | | Gibson | | | Fender | | Which Guitar Brand Are You?
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| How will I die? Your Result: You will die while having sex. Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny. | | You will die in a car accident. | | | You will die in a nuclear holocaust. | | | You will die while saving someone's life. | | | You will die in your sleep. | | | You will die from a terminal illness. | | | You will be murdered. | | | You will die of boredom. | | How will I die?
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| What Type Of Kid Will You First Have? Your Result: You Will Have A Boy You Will Have A Boy As Your First Birth. He will look like you, but have characteristics of your child's father. Dont worry, only a small chance hes retarted :) | | You Will Have A Girl | | | You Won't Have Any Kids | | | You Will Have Twins | | What Type Of Kid Will You First Have?
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You are 92% Emo. Ha Ha! EeeeeeeeeeeeMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOO
Get some effin help, seriously dude. You are WAY TOO EMO!! So emo it hurts! Wow man. You gotta make some changes in your life. Definitely...
How Emo Are You
Quizzes for MySpace
92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.
its so sad that this is true. lmao
20 Things To Do At Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here"!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
17. ~Heather's Addition~ Smash an icecream cone in somebodys face.
18. ~Cameron's Addition~ Poke holes in condoms.
19. ~Cameron's Addition~ HXC dance in the electronic department.
20.~Angelica's Addition~ Ask someone have they seen you gay purple dinosaur.
| What kind of serial killer are you? Your Result: Psycopathic murderer One of the worst in a bad group,you dont really have a reason for killing,you just do it for the pleasure.The police arent a concern for you,as you would like to go down with a fight. | | Sadistic Killer | | | Suicidal Killer | | | Cannabalistc killer | | | Hitchiker | | What kind of serial killer are you?
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| Are you destined to become a Vampire or a Werewolf * actually fac Your Result: Vampire Vampires are quiet sexy and do not like direct sunlight even though they can withstand it. Their skin is usually paper white to alabaster and they tend to have dark brown to violet circles under their eyes. They tend to have small fangs or none at all. They can jump high run fast and have quick reflexs. Their enemie is the werewolf.They dont eat or sleep. They never die and live for eternity. | | Werewolf | | Are you destined to become a Vampire or a Werewolf * actually fac
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Stop Racism
A Black man walked into a cafe
he noticed he was the only coloured man there
as he sat down a white man said to him
"Coloured people aren't welcome here!"
The Coloured man replied
"When i was born, i was black
when im in the sun, Im black
When Im Sick, Im black
When im cold, Im black
And when i die, Im black
But you Sir.
When you were born, You were pink
When your in the sun, You turn red
When your sick, You turn Green
When you are cold, You turn blue
And when you die, You turn purple
And you have the nerve to call me coloured? SAID the black man
and the white man stood up and walked away
if you read this then in a comment say "suck my balls" and i will love you forever and will do anything for you!!
!!ABORTION IS WRONG.!!
1 MONTH: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of
your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your
heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
2nd MONTH: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could
definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home
though. It is so nice and warm in here.
3rd MONTH: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want
you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad
too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
4th MONTH: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a
lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my
fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it
too.
5th MONTH: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a
baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
6th MONTH: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems so mean.
Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?
ow! MOMMY IT BURNS!! Please make him stop!! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! please!!........
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never
run. One more mouth that will never speak.
Every Abortion Is Just. . . . MURDER.
*copy and paste this if you believe abortion is murder! please copy and paste!!!!!!its so not cool!*
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