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Jonathon says:

if i were to make a documentary of my life right now

Jonathon says:

it would be pretty boring

Jonathon says:

it would have me.. walking around the apartment, cleaning

Jonathon says:

while there is a cat latched on to my leg

Jonathon says:

then when i feel satisfied about the apartment

Jonathon says:

id be getting dicked around by the army

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and then it would show me filling out job applications that will never even be looked at

Jonathon says:

then i would be on the internet

Jonathon says:

smoking a cig and wishing for alcohol

Jonathon says:

talking to typhy and making fun of chicks with fake pics

Jonathon says:

that

Typhaney says:

hahahahaha

Jonathon says:

is the documentary of my life
 Specifics
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Location: United States
Birthday: November 17, 1987
 Interests
Television: Aqua teen, south park, family guy, friends, simpson, jackass, xfiles, robot chicken



And then nothing, because TV outside of anything i listed blows.

No really, it does
Movies: Everyone likes lots of movies, but to save you the time of scrolling through a long ass list, my fav 3 are most likely:



Requiem For A Dream

American History X

SLC Punk
People: "Im sorry i dont believe, by the evidence that i see, that there is any hope left for me"



"Wait, they dont love you like i love you"
Books: I read a lot too, i try to read SOMETHING every night whether a pamphlet or a book or something on the internet. But once again fav 3 are most likely:



1984

Fahrenheit 451

Oryx and Crake (go figure)
Other: Articles by Maddox





UmmCrake: and then i tried to tell you like 3 times but teenspot kept

raping my words



UmmCrake: teenspot wipes it's ass with shredded pieces of the first

amendment



zombiezzz: Rofl, yes.. yes, it does
 Member Facts
Join Date: September 21, 2007
Profile Views: 5138
Total Logins: 1654
Last Active: 25 days ago
 Latest Comments
sarahlovesdavidforever October 18, 2008 12:41 PM
thx 4 accepting was up? im sarah btw
ModeratorsMom August 16, 2008 06:28 AM
Okay seriously.
Whatthehell is up with all the page spam guys?
Let's try to be a little bit more mature than that..


Anyway Jon.. How are you? I know we haven't talked in ages and ages. =
Pretty---Thing August 12, 2008 05:38 PM
Hai.
I'm Kaylee.
And very tired.
How are you?
KIWIy0 July 16, 2008 12:02 AM
Havent heard from you in ages yoo.
thought id write you a comment even tho you werent on till 72days ago but worth a shot
PunkyMonkeyNumber1 June 12, 2008 02:13 PM
PUNKY MONKEYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

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(btw sorry for the random comment)
missprincess8908 February 16, 2008 03:49 PM
hey jon,
whats been up? havent heard from you in a LONG ass time lol. hope to hear from you soon. ttyl.
Love,
Chelsea
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KIWIy0 December 5, 2007 11:43 PM
Hello
I would like to apologize for my lack of commutation the last few weeks.
I have been extremely busy which is unfortunate.
Leah will try and come on more and talk to her Online Friends.
Wow! Trying to be mature is hard if you didn’t know I had to use Microsoft word to write all of this LOLOL.

All I wanted to say was.
ImREALLYsorry!
&
iLOVEyou
x


PSH! btww.
You soo deleted me from your favorite people.
Thats saddddddd br0 just saddd.
missprincess8908 November 29, 2007 06:15 PM
hey whats up? miss you like krazee.........lol........<3
YoureSoOrgasmic_Ck November 27, 2007 06:49 PM
Lol.
Cake, you have to look outside the box.

Being the fox I am, I have a very imaginative mind.

You'll get there, but it'll take longer for you.
Cuz you're a snail with a Texan trunk.
YoureSoOrgasmic_Ck November 26, 2007 09:49 AM
I hope you realize how much that snail looked like a penis. >.>

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With like deformed balls.

OR.

The a in the @ sign, kinda looks like pubes. <.<

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Canadian Elephants. <3
mistressxsork November 24, 2007 07:25 PM
lol. Thanks for the picture comment (:
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mistressxsork November 24, 2007 01:05 PM
Hai. How are you doing?
uhmanduh November 24, 2007 07:05 AM
hey =) thanks for the add
Im Amanda =)
KIWIy0 November 24, 2007 06:01 AM
d00d!
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missprincess8908 November 23, 2007 09:37 PM
hey baby..
gah i miss you........where are you at?
missprincess8908 November 23, 2007 12:20 PM
hey baby,
whats up? go look at my pics......i have a new one.....hehehe......ttyl. love ya! MUAH!
Cherrybrandi November 22, 2007 11:55 PM
OMG Jon I left you a comment holy shit I bet you're all excited lmao jk XD anyways just dropped in to say hey and see how you were, plus gotta add some Brandi on your page, ttyl! much luv <3
- Brandi
YoureSoOrgasmic_Ck November 22, 2007 03:19 PM
Um. >.>

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