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About Me

My name is Justin.

I am a seventeen-year-old homosexual from the Middle-of-Nowhere, Ohio.

I played football for my high school team, but I have to miss my senior year because of a knee injury. :(

I work at Wal-Mart pushing carts. I used to think that it's a good job; now I think it sucks.

I play guitar, bass, and drums, and I also write my own songs.

Heavy metal and punk rock are my favorite genres of music.

I am agnostic. I'm not saying that there isn't a God, I'm just not saying there is, either.

I am currently single, and would jump at the chance to have a real relationship with a wonderful boy.

I have an opinion about everything, and I'm not afraid to argue my point-of-view when necessary.

I am very competitive in most everything I do. Competition is the spice of life.

The Florida Gators are my favorite team in every college sport, period.

I'm not half as smart as I make myself out to be.

I'm not half as outspoken in real life as I am on the web. My shyness is often crippling.

I have attention-deficit disorder (not ADHD), but I manage to overcome it and do well in school, anyway. Sometimes I think people use their "disabilities" as excuses.

I like to keep educated about current political issues.

My political views are largely liberal, except in the fields of gun control and the death penalty.

I feel that Ron Paul should have been the next president of the United States.

I support the American troops in Iraq, but I do not support the war itself.

The only things worse than the stupid, pointless, and/or vulgar threads in the Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual forum are the trolls who post these threads intentionally. Seriously, you people make me ashamed to be affiliated with this group.

I am not a car person.

I'm big on personal space. If I want to get close to you, then I will. Otherwise, stay away.

I swear a lot in conversation. Don't expect anything different from me.

I accept pretty much all friend requests that are sent to me, but my friends list is anything but permanent.

Links:

MySpace.

last.fm.

Contact:

MSN: IgnacioElGordo@msn.com

Email: Click here.

Specifics

Gender:	Male
Sexuality:	Gay
Relationship:	Single
Location:	United States
Birthday:	October 27, 1990

Interests

Music:	Music is a great passion of mine, whether as a listener or as a musician. I've been playing guitar, bass, and drums for about four years now. Some of my favorite genres include: Punk rock. Heavy metal. Underground hip-hop. Classic rock. Some of my favorite artists include: Flogging Molly. The Misfits. Metallica. Cage. Immortal Technique. Pink Floyd. The Beatles. The Offspring. Flobots. ...just to name a very few. Last.fm.
Television:	Woody Paige from ESPN's Around the Horn is my idol. I don't watch very much television, but when I do, it's either sports-related or one of the following shows: Boston Legal Chuck Mythbusters America's Funniest Home Videos Tom & Jerry Looney Tunes Rocko's Modern Life Family Guy My favorite television actor is James Spader. He plays Alan Shore on my favorite show, Boston Legal. His style of speech and movement in impecible, and I really can't think of another actor who could pull off the complex role of Shore quite as well. There's a reason he's won two Emmys for the role.
Movies:	I enjoy any movie that keeps me captivated and/or makes me laugh. Mel Brooks is the greatest director of all time. Some of my favorite movies include: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) The Producers (1968) MASH (1970) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) Blazing Saddles (1974) Young Frankenstein (1974) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Tommy (1975) The Song Remains the Same (1976) Indiana Jones trilogy (1981, 1984, 1989) The Toy (1982) Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982) The Breakfast Club (1985) Crossroads (1986) Batman (1989) Home Alone (1990) Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Pulp Fiction (1994) Good Will Hunting (1997) What Dreams May Come (1998) Life (1999) Big Daddy (1999) Mystery, Alaska (1999) A Knight's Tale (2001) The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001, 2002, 2003) School of Rock (2003) Anger Management (2003) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Rock School (2005) Man of the Year (2006) Across the Universe (2007) August Rush (2007) Get Smart (2008) My list of the greatest movie actors and why: Robin Williams* -- Not only one of the funniest men who ever lived, but also one of the single most talented actors, as well. He can play any role. Best movie: Good Will Hunting Gene Wilder -- An absolute master at his craft. The three Mel Brooks movies he did were absolutely amazing, but he had other great roles, as well. Best movie: Young Frankenstein Adam Sandler -- I'll probably be flayed for mentioning Sandler in the same breath as Williams and Wilder, but he is a good actor and a better writer. His movies are realistic and genuinely funny. What more could you ask for? Best movie: Big Daddy John Wayne -- What can be said about John Wayne? He's one of the most recognizable figures in American film and has had a lot of truly classic roles. Best movie: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
People:	I'm not interested in meeting attractive people unless they are attractive and interesting. Personality is so much more important than vain beauty. I wish I could post a picture of a cute boy here and say "This is my boyfriend and he is the most amazing person I have ever met." Unfortunately, I cannot do this, so this list will have to suffice: John Lennon the MythBusters Paul Green Sara, my one and only heroine James Hetfield Dave Gilmour Joey Ramone Glenn Danzig Chuck Klosterman Urban Meyer Mel Brooks
Books:	It's hard to stay focused on one plotline throughout a long book, so I don't like to read very much, unless I have to for school. There are a few works that have captured my heart over the last seventeen years, however: Lord of the Flies by William Golding Killing Yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Calvin and Hobbes comic strips by Bill Watterson
Places:	Some of my favorite places: Nashville, Tennessee Gilbert's Youth Center Red Door Studios
Foods:	This smells fishy, and I'm not going to eat it.
Drinks:	Water. Milk.
Sports:	Along with music, sports are a passion of mine. I adore playing and watching multiple sports, which I know is kind of different for a gay guy. What can I say? I live to bust stereotypes. Some of my favorite sports are: Hockey American football Skateboarding Moto X Winter sports College basketball Curling Some of my favorite sports teams are: Southeastern Trojans, by default. Florida Gators. Columbus Blue Jackets. Baltimore Ravens. New York Giants. Team USA.
Other:	My "unpopular opinions": If a state is going to make it illegal to smoke in public places, then they should just ban tobacco all together. However, they will not because of the taxes earned on ciggarettes. People who claim to be strictly conservative or strictly liberal are full of shit. Everybody is a moderate; some are just more moderate than others. Christianity is the single most hypocritical and therefore repulsive religion in the history of the world. God is a concept, created by man, to control other men. Fast food is utterly disgusting. People who eat it smell like it. Soda really is as bad for you as they say it is. Stop drinking it and you will feel much better. Gun control is NOT the answer to this country's urban crime problem. Every American citizen should be required to get a high school diploma. I'm tired of paying for your lazy, uneducated asses out of my paycheck. Gay marriage should be legal, as should abortion. Why should one politician's views dictate the choices of others? Cops posing as teenaged girls and coming on to pedos in chatrooms is entrapment and should be illegal. Instead, they should patrol chat rooms looking for suspicious activity, rather than creating the activity themselves. Psuedo-superiority is just as bad as "n00bness". Professional athletes should be made examples out of because they are role models for millions of kids. If they do something knowingly wrong, they should lose their jobs. This goes for Vick, Tank Johnson, and Barry Bonds, as soon as they prove it. "Anarchy and Peace" is an oxymoron. People should have to get a license to purchase alcohol. It's like we make a huge deal out of underaged drinking, then when you turn 21, we assume you instantly know what you're doing. There should be a test you have to take just like driving. Gay men who talk with a lisp and feminine voice are just looking for attention. Which, when I think about it, just paints a target on their backs for the majority of society to hit. Why, then, would these people want to make targets of themselves? "Communism" is the ideal of everybody having equal say in the government and each person having no more or no less than their neighbor. "Democracy" is the ideal of a government run by it's own people, directly. Therefore, it seems to me that "communism" and "democracy" are much the same ideal: equal and unreachable. As long as America runs a capitalist economy, it can never be a "democracy" in the truest sense of the word. People older than 65 should have to take a yearly test to prove that they are still capable of safely operating a motor vehicle. If they fail, then they should be given a restrictive license that permits them to drive only when absolutely necessary. The Nintendo 64 was way better than any of the "Next Generation" gaming systems, and I deeply regret getting rid of mine. Super Mario 64 is the greatest role-playing computer game ever created.

Member Facts

Join Date:	July 11, 2006
Profile Views:	7828
Total Logins:	3541
Last Active:	5 days ago

Latest Comments

Dawned	August 2, 2008 02:49 PM
	That's cool. Yeah, you sure do have a busy weekend. I'm jealous, for sure. Hahaa. I know, it's so lame! I have no idea why I need to do this, it's so... useless. Although, I enjoyed reading the book 'Fahrenheit 451', it was quite an interesting book. It just stinks, that I have to write a paper about it. But, I really hate History, so I am definitely going to struggle on that paper. Ehh, whatever happens, happens. NEVER?! Yeah, now I'm totally jealous. Oh, you play football. That's cool. How long have you been playing? (I do not know anything about football, just to let you know >.<;)
Dawned	August 1, 2008 10:06 PM
	Oooh, I see. You're going to see a concert, and you're going to visit the capital. I understand perfectly, hah! That's awesome. My summer papers? Uhm... the one for English Honors is an 3-4 page essay about the book 'Fahrenheit 451', and a visual poster about a critical setting in the book. The one for Histories Honors is a 2-3 page research about the French Revolution, and how it revolves around a statement in the 'Tale of Two Cities'; '[It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times...]' . Yeah, it's super boring. I'm almost done with the English one though. I just hope my teachers are a bit flexible with grading my essay. It's only freshman homework, nothing big I guess. So, yeah. I'm so indolent to finish them. Ahhaha. What?! You didn't get any summer homework?! I'm going to rebel. Oh well, it's alright. You're lucky xP. I've been receiving summer homework for the past... 7+ years of my school life-- so dumb. Although, this time I didn't get a Math work to do over the summer this time-- which is a bit strange. I enjoy Math, but I hate doing homework over the summer. Since I don't have any, I'm alright for the time being.
Fxck-itsCassie	August 1, 2008 06:20 PM
	I wish I could find a job that I won't suck at and make 10/hr or more. Also one that won't hurt me physically.
Dawned	July 31, 2008 03:15 PM
	Yeah, I hope so, Oh, that's cool. I have no idea where or what that is, because my geography is sub-par, heh. Only thing I understood is that you're going to see 'show' and a 'festival', hahaha. I hope it's fun =). Well, I ended school on the 23rd of June, maybe that's the reason. Oooh, my papers are due on August 20th. I have to start 'em, grr. Well, I hope you're going to have great time. I'll talk to you later. Byeee
Fxck-itsCassie	July 31, 2008 10:34 AM
	Yeahhhh for a grocery store.. I make 8.35/hr and get a raise every 6 months. Which is cool. Can't wait.
Fxck-itsCassie	July 30, 2008 08:19 PM
	Yeahh it has been way too long. I've been good. Working and all that fun grown up stuff. lol How you been? What's new?
Dawned	July 30, 2008 05:21 PM
	Ahaha! Seriously, I am terrified of them! I never even talk to them, because they are so scary. All I wanted is a conversation, and weirdos appear out of no where. >.>. Thanks by the way. Oh wow, you're going out of town? I hope you'll have a blast! Where're you going anyway? I'm ecstatic! I was vacation like 2 weeks ago and now I'm a couch potato at home. There is nothing to do. I'm going to try and go to the mall by Friday or Saturday. I go back to school on Sept. 2nd, and I have papers due by August 20th. Ugh, I hate summer homework. Even though I have like 4 weeks until then, my brain is grimy after the long weeks out of school. I can't think of anything, hah. I'm procrastinating, of course. When do you start school?
You_Doughnut1001	July 30, 2008 04:58 PM
	Yeah. Very awesome experience.
You_Doughnut1001	July 30, 2008 03:17 PM
	Well, it is spectacular at Fenway when it happens. No kid. lol
You_Doughnut1001	July 30, 2008 03:11 PM
	Oh yeah. lol Just youtube it... "Sweet Caroline at Fenway"... there will be videos of the greatest time at fenway between the 8th
You_Doughnut1001	July 30, 2008 03:08 PM
	LOL. I was watching the Red Sox game which was why I put that down. But I love that song. lol. Pretty good, how about yourself?
Dawned	July 29, 2008 10:48 PM
	Hey Justin, Ha, thanks for noticing. It was a little hard for me to choose whether I should upload them or not-- it was quite the task. Yeah, A lot more people are adding me. Although, it gets so annoying. Some never even talk to me, or they are looking for inane activities-- so dumb. Anyway, how's it going? What's up?
AlleySinkWinky	July 10, 2008 11:44 PM
	Hahaha it's not like I'd know how to spell it anyway!
AlleySinkWinky	July 10, 2008 09:39 PM
	heggo spiffy spaceman. i just sneezed!
breezy_girl11	July 9, 2008 12:17 AM
	no problem im just getting ready for bed you?
skittles	June 27, 2008 01:13 AM
	Ah well, the three days extra work next week make up for it. =D
skittles	June 27, 2008 12:43 AM
	Meeting was alright - the boss who I didn't come in for wasn't there, so that was alright. Our meeting are awesome, because they're videoconferences between 3 campuses of the university. But all the people I had a bone to pick with weren't there, so that was less than awesome. But I forgot to put the hour of the meeting on my timesheet! FUCK! Oh well, $18 down the drain. =(
skittles	June 26, 2008 01:39 PM
	Dude, you're a Ravens fan! That's fucking ace! =D
skittles	June 25, 2008 12:16 PM
	Doubt he'll really mind. It wasn't my usual work that was being done, I didn't have to be the one there, and he didn't call until 90 minutes after the day started.
skittles	June 25, 2008 12:02 PM
	Considering there's a meeting tomorrow...OUCH!
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