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 Robert_Paulsen



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Music: The Autumns

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I'm an elitist asshole when it comes to music but only because I'm right and can usually prove it. I like to borrow my friends books and write the lyrics to "My Humps" across every page.

SWM seeking partner that shares my appreciation for chocolate labs that taste just as good as they sound.

Hope this works.




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I'm also a sucker and a total whore when it comes to this band.

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 About Me
I'm on a neverending quest to shamelessly promote my band.
Click this, and check it out. We'll make the page more interesting in time, I promise. I swear there are also more attractive pictures of me, and I don't know why they picked these for our page. God, I'm such a fucking narcissist.
Love it, and love me.
Hellgrammite

We're experimental and good and not Metalcore.
You can only fuck yourself in the ass for so long until it's time to move on to the next craze.
I could have gone for the "beating a dead horse" image, but felt this symbol was more appropriate because of the masturbatory/homoerotic element.
 Specifics
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Location: United States
Birthday: October 4, 1988
 Interests
Music: Danzig

Samhain

Misfits

Pistol For A Paycheck

Point No Point

Destruction Island

They Promised Us Ponies
Return Of The Bison

Himsa

Tool

King Crimson

Death

Violent Femmes

Locust

Cursive

Fishbone

Tad

Temple Of The Dog

Toadies

Melt Banana

Joy Division

Ephel Duath

Muse

At The Drive-In

Mars Volta

Sparta

Schoolyard Heroes

Smashing Pumpkins

Green River

The Advantage

Circle Takes The Square

Fire When Ready

Fear Before The March Of Flames

Portugal. The Man

Opeth

AFI

Bjork

Son Of Sam

Audioslave

Rites Of Spring

Kill Sadie

Job For A Cowboy

Neurosis

The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower

Gnarls Barkley

Nation of Ulysses

Aphex Twin

Mudhoney

Queen

Cult Of Luna

Queens of The Stone Age

Smiths

Lifetime

Melvins

Pixies

Pearl Jam

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Converge

Hot Snakes

Spank Rock

Lady Sovereign

Old Man Gloom

Fetus and The Coat Hangers

Sonic Youth

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Pedro The Lion

Isis

Pelican

Minsk

Bloc Party

My Dying Bride

The Swans

Unwound

Alkaline Trio

Genghis Tron

Foetus

Kylesa

Hot Hot Heat

Q and Not U

Sawtooth Grin

Bob Dylan

Interpol

Saul Williams

The God Machine

Infidel?/Castro!

Deerhoof

HORSE the band

Of Montreal

Flogging Molly

Akimbo

The Autumns

Regulator Watts

Hot Cross

Planes Mistaken For Stars

The Ruby Doe

31 Knots

Green Jelly

I Hate You When You're Pregnant

Kane Hodder

Rage Against The Machine

Iron Maiden

Black Eyes

L7

Botch

Ulver

Young Widows

Hoover

Desaparecidos

Faint

Cake

Radiohead

Gorillaz

Time Of Orchids

Primal Scream

Elvis Costello

Ornette Coleman

Drive Like Jehu

Tom Waits

Presidents Of The United States Of America

Tears For Fears

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

Circus Contraption

Nile

Xiu Xiu

Fall Of Troy

The Sound Of Animals Fighting

Stephen Lynch

Soundgarden

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Birthday Party

Grinderman

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

The Streets

Dragonforce

Mother Love Bone

Jesu

Deathspell Omega

Frodus

The White Stripes

Glassjaw

Jawbreaker

Bleeding Through

Critters Buggin'

Fugazi

Outkast

These Arms Are Snakes

Minus The Bear

Roy

Shellac

Atari Teenage Riot

Bush

Mastodon

Mogwai

Sunn O)))

Earth

Arcade Fire

Hint Hint

Thursday

Gas Huffer

Atmosphere

Darci Cash

Bang Camaro

Refused

Harvey Danger

Mclusky

Type O-Negative

Faith No More

Mr. Bungle

Lovage

Tomahawk

Fantomas

Peeping Tom

Knives In The Attic

A Perfect Circle

Nirvana

Built To Spill

Helmet

Weezer

Dredg

Modest Mouse

The Walkmen

The Cure

Alice In Chains

Pantera

Talking Heads

Sigur Ros

Screaming Trees

Ima Robot
Television: Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Standup Comedy, The Twilight Zone, Strangers With Candy, Arrested Development, Stella, The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Wonder Showzen, Scrubs, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, American Dad, Mythbusters.

I'm quickly falling in love with Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Say what you'd like, but it's easily one of the best shows ever produced.
Movies: David Lynch, Lars Von Trier, Wes Anderson
People: Me
Books: House Of Leaves, Wasp Factory, Choke, Catch-22, The Stranger, Slaughter House-Five, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Still Life With Woodpecker, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Catcher In The Rye. Other books.
Places: School, Work, Seattle, Tacoma
Foods: Vegetarian
Drinks: Caffeine
Sports: No thanks.
Other: I fucking rule
 Member Facts
Join Date: February 21, 2005
Profile Views: 4537
Total Logins: 835
Last Active: 2 days ago
 Latest Comments
newportlauren September 2, 2008 12:56 PM
Oh...
oh!!!
Ha.. Aw man i feel like an idiot now...
I've heard of the book...
yea but umm...
any good?
Lovers_dream21 September 1, 2008 07:36 PM
Hey

Thanks For Accepting [[=

Im Victoria btw

so .....

wassup???
newportlauren September 1, 2008 07:04 PM
Haha
well I must say your one of the few people I know that actually knows what it means...
hmm... Love.. Don't you think that emotion is a little strong for a stranger?lol
cOOL_girl805 August 29, 2008 12:54 PM
hey andrew...
yeah sure...=D
like right now so maybe later?lolz
cOOL_girl805 August 28, 2008 12:29 AM
hey..
no pro..
how are u doing?
my name's Roxie btw
DomiRawrrrr August 25, 2008 11:59 AM
Andrew it is, then. I'm sure the true struggling actor Chuck Fuck may be very grateful of your decision for it would be incredibly difficult to come up with a new stage name. And who would want to put an honest American citizen under such conditions!? Next thing you know, good old Chuck is pleading the fifth in front of a supreme court for his rights with no shame, without even recognizing his own idiocy. You must think I am some wacko misanthropist with that bit of satire, and many a times I lack faith in the human nature, yet I maintain due to the fact that people humor me. You are quite funny too with your sense of unorthodox humor, I think the sad thing is, I've actually seen an illustration of a sad little cat smooshed inside a glass bottle, I just can't remember from when or where!

I was having dinner with my brother and my dad the other night, and normally the tough guy chows down in silence and occasionally grunts for a salt shaker. I decided it would be fun to quiz my 12 year old, video game-savvy brother on some common every day vocabulary words (the kid has never been the brightest when it comes to academics). So he was spelling with a smug attitude the words soap, needle, lamp, cereal, etc. until I finally asked "How do you spell Paper Towel". The kid choked and it took him 9 tries to figure out the correct spelling of the words. My father, in turn slammed his fat fist on the table and bellowed "READING IS A LOST ART!! MY SON WILL NOT BE A DUMBASS ANY MORE!!" I couldn't help but laugh at the situation, but that was when my father preached to my brother about the "true heroes" you would only find in novels and not on Nicolodean. The point is, as strange as my dad is, he is right. A lot of times I am interrupted with bland chit-chat like how the book is that I am reading, and I waste my time explaining to a person who would never pick up a book unless if it was force fed down their throats, and even then they don't bother. Instead they scroll down a quick synopsis on Sparknotes.
I think your word of advice does make sense. I try to remind myself time is sacred, but then I find myself smoking grass with over privlidged kids who have no concerns in the world but to waste their breath on shit talking "the man". But when I do as I should, I try to express myself by means of oil paint (I'm successfully building an intersting art portfolio for )college. I write when I can, and I attend classes at a cosmotology school (Vidal Sassoon) just so when college does come next year or so, I will have enough dough to survive without depending on anyone but myself.
SUNNiERUTHLESS August 25, 2008 01:37 AM
hahaha oh yeah!
i remember =]
DomiRawrrrr August 24, 2008 12:15 PM
If you would like, Andrew, I could still call you chuck.. Only now its not going to be the same considering your identity to me will now be Chuck Fuck (the first word that came to mind when you mentioned your last name). Now I have a somewhat shallow image displayed in my mind for who you really are. A centaur-loving libra. :) If this counts for anything, I enjoy drawing dragons. I'm quite the artist. Supposedly I am a Taurus with Gemini tendencies. But I don't beleive in astrology its so vague.
I am still in highschool, which explains my admiration for Palahniuk. Surely you remember The Haunted's story of Saint Gut free, that was my favorite one to read to unsuspected listeners. I am just about to start my senior year. I can't wait to finish so I can begin my projects during life post-highschool. "Highschool is like a sickness, everyone gets caught up in the fever. But once its over you learn to get over it". (from some book... but makes perfect sense).
SUNNiERUTHLESS August 24, 2008 01:05 AM
same here hey if you have aim msn and a myspace add me
aim= SUNNiERUTHLESS
msn= OoBlondeBabe69oO@hotmail.com
myspace= www.myspace.com/xXxHUSTLER69696xXx
Chompersx August 23, 2008 11:28 PM
Hey thanks for accepting.
Im Allie. : )
DomiRawrrrr August 23, 2008 08:30 PM
I love the taste in music btw. Thumbs up on that.
DomiRawrrrr August 23, 2008 08:27 PM
Palahniuk? One of my most favorite authors! I actually just finished reading The Haunted. And to answer your question, I am certain that message was for you, Chuck. The truth is I know nothing of you, other than what is said on your profile, haha and well, just to be old fashioned I'm not going to call you nothing other than Chuck until you properly introduce yourself... maybe if I am lucky enough you can tell me more too. I just like to keep things interesting. Do you have the feeling I am clever? haha. Maybe so.
DomiRawrrrr August 23, 2008 02:53 PM
I was so bored mr. chuck that I actually read what you have to say, but then got lost because my room is like a sauna you see... so when i got to the part that said you were an asshole (I Think)... which I'm almost certain was at the beginning, that was when I had lost "my cool" and began scrolling at your artist listing frantically. It was so fun to watch and I was staring for 3 whole minutes, (which is alot if you Really think about it), and lost my mind. And I am blaming you, so after I get out of the psychiatric ward... well I dunno. I just might buy a laboradoodle puppy.
maetchen August 23, 2008 07:10 AM
hello how r u thanx 4 the add im creelana
SUNNiERUTHLESS August 23, 2008 02:21 AM
Hey what's up!
ilyx3billion August 22, 2008 03:06 PM
pretty good
i'm about to go to my brothers football game
ilyx3billion August 22, 2008 03:01 PM
me too
so how is my best friend doing today?


=)
eZ_DDz August 21, 2008 03:47 PM
o of course... but i like read it way bakk in the 10th grade or so,, so its been while.
ilyx3billion August 21, 2008 12:00 PM
omg =)
our friendship was meant to be
megan_the_laugh August 21, 2008 10:41 AM
thanks! i figure i should start getting to know what's going on now, so i'll be informed when i actually can vote.

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