  
Name: Ashley, but you may call me Mac Daddy.
Age: Allowed to go in strip clubs.
Reside at: Kneegrowbraska; Home of the white corn eating hicks.
Occupation: BAMF.
Race: Fence jumper & cotton picker.
Sports: I'll knock you unconscious with a leather ball.
Music: The stuff you hear in porn.
Swag: Spandex, t-shirt, and mizuno shoes. Yes, volleyball, ftw.
Ashley is known to say "In accordance to the prophecy" at the end of every sentence.
Ashley is known to experiment with her laugh, no matter how awkward it sounds.
Ashley is known to pelvic thrust rapidly when she see's a sexeh piece of man candy.
Ashley is known to unintentionally ruin everything.
Ashley is known to ask the guy in the drive thru what he's doing that night.
Ashley is known to call you and talk to you for hours about nothing.
Ashley is known to sing at weddings she wasn't invited to.
Ashley is known to talk in the third person.
Ashley is known to yell at things that can't yell back.
Ashley is known to change her name to Ashley when it's really Ariella to piss you off.
Ashley is known to pop, lock and drop at the grocery store.
Ashley is known to panhandle people and say "Help the united negro fund."
"Somewhere between the mind games, lies, & seduction; I fell for you. Somewhere between all the broken promises, manipulation, &heart aches- i got over you. But I guess i fibbed a few times too; Remember all those times I swore I needed you? -well consider them lies; because babe, here I am without you && I survived."
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