Nadrew

kayso, Smameh is my BFFForever, srsly.
shes got my back whenever i need it,
when i'm down i can always fall back on her, and she'll catch me. :D
..hopefully. >.> im so fat. LMAO.
Anyways, this girl is gorgeous. w00t. i love her forehead a lot. XDD
i love her very much, dont fuck with her. or you'll be having your throat ripped out, and acid poored down your body.

Neiko
I dont understand this shit. BUT. Samantha, is the kindest, sweetest person on the fucking planet. She's always there for her friends. Always there to hear you laugh when your shitfaced off the face of the planet. She may suck at flirting, but shell learn >.> And her boob's. Yeah, I named them. Bubbles and Bilbo Baggins, they are comfy and fun to grab ;D
-checks for typos- >.>Fish
Did i do it right? o.O

Adam
I own this page and everyone on it muahahaha. Anywho Sammeh is like the hawtest, smartest, funniest person ever. I have known Sammeh for like 9 months now. And trust me if you know this girl then you are a fucking fool to not be her friend. Sammeh is my little sister through and through. We talk about everything and everyone and we just clique perfect. And those boobs!!! OMG they are so huge now. *squeezes* anywho, not about me. Sammeh has been the greatest person of all times that I have met on here. Sorry Cruzzeh. Sorry Lee. Sorry Dillon. If you know her then I don't have to explain how beautiful she is on the inside and outside. The big heart she has. The way she cares for people and the way she feels concern for even her worse enemies. I am in love with this girl's heart. I couldn't pull it off. Her laugh is awesome, it's like this squealy giggle type deal, but it's not loud or annoying. It's totally awesome. And since I am talking to her as I type this I might as well say her voice is totally hawt! Sammeh's hair is just like her personality, soft, ever changing, and it always goes back to it's beautiful color. I love you Sammeh. AND YOUR BOOBIES. *Your Bro, Always and Forever, through thick and then, through ignored f()ne calls and the Dillon's of the world* Adam

Dillon
Hey whats ^ this is dilweed on samweed's page ..
your pretty amazing
and an awsome friend!
I love talking to you on the phone and moaning
>.> lmao.. cough.. but yeah
anyway your always there and I feel special now
because i have my own little
box on your page! O.o


Roxie
boobies. :D. kso. uhm. *hack* sam.... is like the most uberly amazing friend everrrrrrr. yeah. and i have chalk on my hands right now and it's rubbing off on the keyboard, but oh wellz. anyhoo.... sam. yeah. she makes me like :DDDDDDDDD even when she's down. ((((:, i could never be mad at her

Oli
I think Spam is like.. The bees knees, And that's pretty fucking mint, She's beautiful, and smart, and understanding and derserves like... To be some form of good like creature. Because she can pull the face... The Face you ask? [ Would show the face but codes wont save the hack cause teenpot suck balls] That's the face... Only like..proper proper ace people Can attempt the face. Sammeh... Can. No doubt fool, She's like ... Fr3$h till D34th y0 Olii Hearts Her, Like.. .. ... A fat child. Hearts the site of 7 tubs of Ben and Jerrys ice cream.... Spamm spamm spammalot

Cruz
OK SAMMEH UR PROFILE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN HACKED. LOL. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE AND CARE ABOUT YOU! YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET IN THIS CYBER WORLD. WE'VE HAD SO MANY GOOD TIMES AND A LOT OF LAUGHS. WHEN I FEEL DOWN AND FEEL LIKE NOBODY LOVES ME OR REMEMBERS ME...YOU MAKE ME FEEL LOVED AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT. YOU ARE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU ONE DAY. WE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER. IT'S HARD TO FIND GOOD FRIENDS LIKE YOU NOW-A-DAYS AND I AM VERY THANKFUL TO HAVE MET YOU. EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES I FEEL UNDESERVING OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP. I KNOW YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME! I LOVE YOU SAMMEH!


Jarred
Jarred was here but had no idea what to say so instead of the stupid pics that where here he put this

Chris
-not gonna trick out the font at all- I
hate when this shit don't save. I had everything typed out, and it didn't save x.x
So here goes, again.
Sham is one of my best friends =D
Kayso this is Chris hacking Sammeh.
Sammeh is an amazing person. She's a beautiful girl, and I can honestly say I love her =3
She's Smart, Amazing, Mysterious, Meticulous,
Hardcore. It's kinda funny, we knew each other
kinda but didn't start talking til one day when
I read her bulletin, which she mentioned in it
that no one would read, so I replied it, and
the rest is history. I haven't known her that
long, but I'm glad I do. When I sign onto msn
she's the first person I look for. She's always
there if I need to talk and I know I can trust
her with anything I need to let out. At this point
I couldn't imagine life without my Sham Clam.
If anyone hurts her, I will hand deliver your
ass to you x) One day if she doesn't beat me to it,
I'll kidknap her, nojoke. I love this kid to death and
I don't know what I'd do without her. Honest truth, I
had a shittyish day today. More like depressed and I
don't want to think about things. So I sign onto messenger
and there's Sammeh to brighten up my day and turn it
into one of the best


KIEVS GONNA RAYPE YO FAYCE
Well fuck. I'm all the way at the damn bottom. I feel squashed by everyone else's fatness. D: D: D:
BUTANYWAY, guys. Sam's supa' kewl. She's mah girlfrann. xD So BACK OFF, CUNTS. She's funny and funny and awesome and gots wicked nice music tastes and funny. And she's hawt. D-D-DAMN GIRL. See? Waitwaitwait, wasn't Sam my Asian daughter like a couple weeks ago? Wtf? Daughter to girlfrann. Creeeepyyyy. Anyway, idk, I have ADD and SAM IS COOL, SAM IS GREAT, SAM CAN KICK YOUR BUTT. I guess that's it. The End. :D


Donna

I've searched high and I've searched low
I've gone everywhere there is to go
But another one I do not see.
For you're the only Sam for me!
You're funny, you're hawt, you're just plain great!
You're my Sammehkins! My favorite mate!
You da koolest kid, I swear its true
And I'm honestly glad that I met you
When I'm with you, I feel fine and dandy
Dare I say it? ...you're better than candy!
Way better, you are the bomb no doubt
(and I'm Arab, so I know what I'm talkin about)
And so to you I'd like to say
I love you in each and every way!
Every day it grows more and more
I'm turning into a Sammeh whore!
But its okay cause I totally see...
That thats the best kinda whore to be

Christa

There aren't any words to describe you.
Ily.



Dani

Soucheee! So this is Dani. Not to be confused with Danneh, cause people like to do that. Sammy is my souchee, as I am hers and Souchee is basically amazing =D She somehow knows everything o.O Its quite sketchy, but she's like the TS gossip person. If you need to know something, she's there.She is one of the few people I need to see in my life, and she leaves pretty messages on my phone when she knows its not gonna be on =D Their enjoyable. Either way, I love my Soucheee =D She's amazing, and everyone who doesn't know her is sad =[ Very very sad. Cause she's that fucking great.

Jess

Sam is a girl that I love so very much. She is awesome, funny, and beautiful. She can be emo sometimes..but it's her weird way of being charming :]. When I really need to talk to someone, she's there, and when she needs anything, she knows I'm here. I will always be here. This girl is amazing, donchu mess with her >_>. She is a totally awesome friend and I'm so glad that she has graced me with her presence. I love her to death..you better, too.

Jacob

Erm. Hello. This is. Erm. Jay. And I am hacking Sammeh aka my kitteh's MySpace page. YAY ME ! ^_^ (And I would like to thank my sponsors for all of the endorsements they have sent me.) ROFL. Um.. well what can I say about.. erm.. who's page is this again ? OHHH. Sammeh's. XDD. Well.. what I can say about the gal ? -tips hat politely- Well.. erm.. SHE'S MY KITTEH ! And erm.. my favorite kitteh in the whole world. So yeah. You kitteh stealers BACK OFF. Um yeah. She's sweet and adorable.. and fun to talk to. Cuz she listens. I love kitteh's like that, don't you ? Baha. NEWAISE. Yeah. I'm still not used to this hacking thing... I learned off of Youtube SHHHH. XD But yeah. She's an awesome chick that everyone should know and if you don't too bad you're a fuckface. Haha. Just kidding. Well. My hacking time is done. Off I go.. (Erm.. will she read this ?) Baha. XD

Mikkeh

Mwahaha.. hello =D. sorry it took me so long, really. not my fault.. blame curtis. o_o. lol anywho! sammeh, omg.. like, mic convo's, cam shows, all the talking, being there, jesus.. you're like, unbelieveably amazing, like you said, friends foreverr iiight? lol i'll hold you too it ;P. you were there with me through like, all the shit i've had these past months, i'll always be here for you :] i love you sammeh :] jejeje

Bri

WOO SAMSAMSAM! I fxing love you kid, you're the bestest. We're the pioneers of SQUEE and our ranbdom babblings about nothing in particular are awesome. You're great, and one day I will drive to where the fuck ever in ze US and A you are and we will hang out and SMASH OUT CAR WINDOWS. =D
-Bonerrr?

Danni

Where do I start with you? I dont think there is a place good enough for me to start because I dont think I could ever put into words how I feel about you, How amazing you are. You were the first person to ever give me a chance in teenspot and we talked and talked and talked and I swear I was glad that we did start talking because Id be so lost without you. You mean a heck of a lot to me. And the past couple of days weve been getting closer. I meant everything I said in that letter I really did. I mean everything Ive ever said to you. Whether its been when Im drinking or whether Ive been completely sober. Im proud to call you a friend and a hero. Weve been through a lot of stuff together and were still standing here screaming fuck the world and the best thing about it? Were doing it together. Were facing things together. Maybe one day Ill tell you how much I love you, but right now words are getting the better of me and I just cant find the right words to express my feelings towards you. Youll always be the Sabbu to this Dabbu no matter what. I .promise.promise.promise. you that I will always be here for you no matter what happens. Youre an amazing friend, Your beautiful inside and out, your have such a great personality. And whoever ever says anything different I will one day kick their asses for you. I promise.
Love you forever and always okay?
That means no matter what.
Ilyfaanmwhbuipiwabh.
(I love you forever and always no matter what happens between us I promise I will always be here.)
Much Love.
Dabbu. (Danni if you ever forget =P)


Melissa

ahem. am i in the right place?
can you hear me sam?
alright . well hopefully you do.
SAM! hi =] melissa was here.
whats good. =D
peace. and . love.

Carlos

:o. Not the first hacker i see sammeh! xD now to the point: Wooh im hacking sammeh!!!! I fuking love this girl. she is amazing and if u dont think so u must have something sharp and uncomfortable up your ass. All the "haters" will be shot down with flying dildos of doom. Sammmmmmmmmm I FUKEN LOVE YOU!!! - looks into cam- i need ot change my undies now >.> xD Jk. -polishes unicorn horn and shots mayo- WOOH! Forgot to say...This is NOT carlos >.>
ok it is >.>


EJ

I LIKE TOTALLY HACKED Y0 SHIT..... >__> IT'S CROWDED IN HERE..... xD
I don't really know what to say...... But I'm not going to be like Jarry and say 'EJ WAS HERE.....'
Samm.... You're amazingly fagtastic funny as fuck..... You always make me laugh.... You're shockingly individual in a world that is becoming increasingly dependent on what others think..... That's actually the first thing that attracted me to you.... You were just so different from a lot of the mindless people that I know..... You're lovable yet mean, you're smart yet goofy...... You're Samm.... And I wouldn't have it any other way..... ^__^
PEACE!!!!

Van

SO,
This IS Teh Lord And Masta.. Van!!! muahaha Sammeh o.o you are...
Hott.....And.. i think that we should.. totally... Go feed Local Bums
together Like teh birds... and eh.. fucken... do all the weird type
of shit.. that no one does.. like.. Sit still, and talk about 60's music.. and
eat bagels.. with a whole pack of cream cheese.. on it... Yeah.. thats
all i could come up with
ILY SAMMEH!!!!!



Alex

Yo what it do yall! Yeah this is Alex, not that other Alex (waaay above me) just to clear up any confusion, and I'm utterly invading Sam's life here xD Anywho!! Moving on!! Sam, sammeh, samantha, sammy, samz, samster?? O.o .... whatever the variation, one thing always remains the same...... she's truly an incredible and indescribable friend, hero, lover (for those of you who seem to have fallen under her binding spell), and wife..... hahaha just kidding sam! Words just seem to be belittled and trifled when trying to remotely define who Sam is. Thus I won't even try to gather up any words to even try telling you who she is (even though i already used some). Sam holds value to those who show her that same value. She is true and undeniably genuine, so my advice would be to BE THE SAME OK! Trust is definitely key to hold a friendship with Sam, so you, the one reading this who doesn't know Sam, earn her trust and don't abuse it........or I guarantee you that MOST, if not ALL, of my fellow hackers will make your life a complete misery.....your days ahead of you will become bleak and dark........but anyhow i don't wanna scare yall.........so have at it! HERE'S SAMMEH BIETCHES!!!!


BellahBellah

Sammeh is amazingg.And did I mention sammeh is a cutie :D Fer realz y0. She is. I had so much fun yelling at the tv for the olympics. And we still will :]. I so wish I could be in Bejing right now! Sammeh would be muh number 1 fan lol. Maybe in 2012 :]. Sammeh is cool. Never boring :]. We talked on the phone. :] That was funn. Til my phone died. Gah. Sammeh likes Chinese packages.And bikers! :]
IFLYSAMMEH.

Julian
Hiii XD this ish Julian totally hacking Sammeh's myspace page. Im like radically awesome that way!! Sammeh ish amazing and MY FUTURE WIFEY cuz we ish getting married in Mexico.. Booya


Bunneh
Bunneh's turn now. =D
Sam, I always thought you didn't like me, but I guess that was just my self-esteem talking hehe. ^-^ You're gorgeous, funny, and scary when you're annoyed, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. lol
Now a message to everyone else: *does hero pose* Huhah! I am Bunny and I am now decreeing this profile officially RHAPED by me! Mwahaha