I will be leaving on the 8th for my trek around Europe, so I won't be on regularly for a month or so.
I'ma visit Florence, Rome, Venice, Athens, Croatia, Nice, Barcelona and then I'll be in London till the end of August, probably.
If y'all live there and I know you, LETS HANG Y0!
CHECK IT. This is a video of Katie and I singing our hearts out. Its fucking awesome. You can just sense the love right thurr.
So like. This is Olii. Fucking safe. Me and donna are blatez BFFFE. (((((best friends for fucking EVER))))) I Lvoe you. Yes. LVOE. It's stronger than Love. Because it's an Olii Typo
Well, well, well. Here I am again, HACKING Donna. And OH BOY, do I love this! =]]
So, here's the thing Donna is like one of my best friends EVERR! She completely understands me and all of my quirks. I'd seriously do ANYthing for this girl, no lie. She's one of the reasons that keeps me coming back on the computer everyday; even if it is just to see if she's on. And I know for a fact that she'd probably do anything for me. Donna constantly puts a smile on my face and almost ALWAYS never fails to make me laugh. I swear to God this girl is like my long lost sister or something. It's actually quite freaky how much I have in common with this girl.
Sabine here hacking my lovely twinsie Donna. Oh together with our sexeh sexiness we will rule the world. Okay maybe just the gaybiles community... but still we will rule and rule it hardcore. I love this girl and her sexeh sexeh voice that makes me want to do things... ahem
Donna I love you, Sabine
About Me
So I guess this is where I'm supposed to sell myself.
I'd be surprised if any of you horny fuckers actually read this, but alright then...
Hello, my name is Donna.
Aka Donnaboo, Donnaroo, Donji, The Don, Donny, Donner, Dee Dee, and many MANY more.
ABOUT ME
I love who I turned out to be and I wouldnt change me for the world.
Sure my life has had some downs, I mean...whose hasnt?
But it's been mostly ups for me. ^__^
I'm a proffessional magician and I play guitar in a comedy band. I'd love to be the next Weird Al.
Also, I'm volunteer at a center for autistic children and I sometimes volunteer at the local animal shelter.
I adore animals and have quite a few pets of my own.
But no, I'm no vegitarian.
Please don't give me any of that "meat is murder" stuff.
I understand your beliefs. I respect em. So respect mine.
Thats how I am with most things.
I'm one of the most open minded people I know.
It happens when you've been pre-judged your entire life.
I know how it is, and it's terrible when people don't understand you, therefore I try my best to be as understanding as possible.
I don't believe in violence.
I think it's pathetic that despite being the most advanced race on the planet, humans feel the need to use their fists to prove a point.
I'm a feminist.
However, I believe in mens liberation as well as womens'.
I mean, if we can wear pants, why shouldnt you guys be able to wear skirts? XD
They're comfy and provide a nice breeze ^__^
Equity between the sexes FTW!
I'm gay.
I don't know why I feel the need to broadcast it >.>
It's not like straight people go around stating their straightness.
I guess I just want to get it out there, y'know?
I mean, why go for something large, sweaty, and hairy when you can go for small, soft, and pretty?
And I sure as hell love small, soft, and pretty. XD
Now, some of you menfolk think it's charming to ask me all sorts of probing questions and make all sorts of comments about my sexuality.
Example: "Are you SURE you're gay? YOu don't look gay"
I'm very sure. Just like straight men were born attracted to women, I was born a gay girl. Attracted to girls. It happens. Get over it.
And what exactly is gay supposed to look like anyway? Overweight flannel-adorned butch gals with mullets and a affection for cats? Man, I hate stereotypes.
Pretty girls are allowed to be gay too.
"How do you know you're gay?"
How do you know you're straight? >.>
"Don't you miss cock?"
Ew. No. I am allergic to penis. Really. Just the thought of it grosses me out.
"Does this mean you hate guys?"
Oh HELL no. I absolutely love men. In fact, most of my close friends are men. I get along great with them because to be honest, I do think like a man. XD
"Girls using vibes and strap ons arent really lesbians because it's a penis substitute"
Bite me. The fact that I enjoy phallic-shaped objects up my bajingo does not mean I'm secretly pining for cock. It's just the best shape that fits up there.
"Lesbians are only gay because they can't get a man"
ROFL. This one cracks me up.
I'm a pretty cute gal. I can most definitely get a man if I wanted to do so. Which I don't. Because I'm GAY.
Doesnt mean I don't get any offers though, you poor little dears. Let it go.
Thankfully, most guys are cool with my faggyness.
This just goes out to those who need to be enlightened.
My love life has been quite the adventure.
I tend to fall for girls that arent always right for me.
And end up getting my ass cordially dumped. Which hurts. Quite a bit.
But, no hard feelings. I stay friends with my ex's. I love them all and they've all played an important role in my life.
I don't want that epic love you see on the movies.
I just want something simple and nice. No fuss. No drama.
I despise drama.
I'm giving love a rest for a while though.
I've come to find I quite like the single life.
Shameless flirting and one night stands? Bring it on!
However, despite my newly accquired carefree spirit...
I think I might have developed feelings for someone...unexpected.
Which confuses me greatly.
And the last thing I'd ever want is for someone to get hurt. =/
ON TS RELATIONS
I've met some great people on this site.
Some who have attempted to hate on me but only end up amusing me, some I like, some I even love.
Friends are friends, even though you've never met em face to face.
I hardly ever take shit seriously and I almost never care enough to hate.
Hatin' just aint my thing. Takes too much effort.
And I can guarantee that anyone that does hate me, doesnt really know me.
Because I'm quite confident that I am a wonderful person.
I'm very rarely mean.
Sometimes a bitch...
But never mean.
There is a difference.
I've been told repeatedly that I come off as intimidating.
Seeing as I'm not exactly the biggest gal of the bunch, I find this very amusing.
And as much as I'd like to exploit it, I'd like to point out that I'm actually quite down to earth.
I'm a regular in a few of the chat rooms.
Mostly Flirt and GayLesBi.
Sometimes Advice.
Look around, you might catch me there ^__^
And yeah, I may be 4'11 and a bit on the tiny side, but don't let my minescule size fool you.
I'm a fuckin' powerhouse XD.
ON ADDING ME
Okay here's the deal.
On THIS profile, I will accept just about everyone.
I have another profile for people I love. Not like. LOVE.
So if you know it and have it added, lucky you!
Moving on...
This profile is open to everyone.
The only thing I ask for is that if you've added me, you must comment me first.
Don't add me if you just want another number on your list.
I'm lazy when it comes to deleting people, but I've been known to go on deleting streaks and get rid of 300 people at a time
When I get the energy to, that is XD
So talk to me, or else you go bye bye. Sooner or later.
Oh, and if I've added you, congratulations.
This is a very rare occurence.
I probably think you're awesome.
And I'll most likely leave you a comment first
But like I said, I get a lot of adds.
So sometimes I won't notice that you've added me back and I won't comment.
If that happens, I apologize. If you want to, you can comment.
If not, go ahead and delete me XD
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Teenspots first group. Its awesome shit.
Pink Floyd, Ratt, Iron Maiden, Skid Row, Poison, Motley Crue, Billy Idol, Queen, Flyleaf, Dresden Dolls, Porcelain and the Tramps, Aerosmith, Guns N Roses, NOFX, Leonard Cohen, The Beatles, ACDC, Regina Spektor, Mika, ZZ Top, Twisted Sister, Elton John, Queen, The Smiths, Gogol Bordello, Rod Stewart, The Cure, Zakk Wylde, Whitesnake, Weird Al, Van Morrison, The Doors, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tila Tequila, They Might Be Giants, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Police, The Scarey Bitches, Murphy Lee, Sex Pistols, The Proclaimers, Lil Kim, Lil Wayne, The Pixies, Jack Off Jill, The Murmurs, Tegan and Sarah, Missy Elliot, Slayer, Foo Fighters, Billy Joel, The Pixies, Diams, The Bloodhound Gang, The Beatles, Cat Stevens, Blondie, Miss Kittin, Avenue D, Led Zeppelin, Wheatus, Edith Piaf, Kevin Bloody Wilson, Adam and Andrew, Kanye West, Tool, Stephen Lynch, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, Nancy Ajram, Snoop Dogg, Pink Martini, Lady Sovereign, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Manakin, Brothermandude, Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Whitesnake, Devil Driver, Matisyahu, Mastodon, Petula Clark, Peaches, The Cramps, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Ludacris, Elvis Costello, Psychostick, Atif Aslam, Just Jack, Ugly Kid Joe, Scissor Sisters, Kiss, Jeff Buckeley, Timbaland, Sublime, Flogging Molly, Chopin, Debussy, Alice Cooper, Mozart, Custom, Marvin Gaye, The Spill Canvas, WASP, The Rutles, Simon and Garfunkle, Five For Fighting, Queensryche, The Zambonis, Dropkick Murphys, Barenaked Ladies, Eric Clapton, Ok Go, Van Morrisson, Terrorvision, No Doubt, UFO, Leroy, Meatloaf, Supertramps, The Pippettes, Warrant, The Rolling Stones, Therion, Brett Dennen, Joshua Radin, David Bowie, Tenacious D, OutKast, Gym Class Heroes, Michael Buble, The F-ups, Stone Sour, Frank Zappa,
Television:
Scrubs, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Angel, Charmed, Shameless, Robot Chicken, Futurama, The Simpsons, Justice League, Fawlty Towers
Movies:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, all the Monty Python movies, Party Monster, Hairspray, Josie and the Pussycats,
People:
I love it when people make me signs XD
These people make Teenspot worth my time:
Katie. Whitney. Heather.Oli. Allie. Shay. Talya. Christa. Lesha. Smyrji.
Jessa. Sabs. Keira. Bushra. Rosie. Erik. Ashie. Bri. Sammeh. Chris. Eef.
Books:
Places:
Here's a collection of weird PM's I have recieved.
Y'all are weird folks, lemme tell ya.
-Hi gurl wanna meet me 2 on msn and wat ch my co
ck cu m?
- hey u h0rny for c0ck
- hey sexy you want my hard thick long c0ck up
inside you right now?
- Lol i was at a lil party and this girl was
drinking and she took all her clothes off an i guess
was crawling arround trying to be a lil hot tease and
the not payin attention and the dog got ub behind her
and started to do her an it happened so fast she could
not stop it lol
- hey do you wanna see tiny c0ck on c4m for a
laugh???
- so.. turn me magically into your
pantyhose or skirt... and i hope you're not gonna, as a
punishment for such request... turn me into a girl..
Foods:
Peanut butter and banana sammich's, pickles, hot dogs AND donuts (geddit?)
[[ sammeh just read that and it took her like 5 mins to get =) ]]
Drinks:
Ok since you all stole my "Donna's getting Hacked...again thing Sammeh is getting her own special spot.
HAI THIS IS SAMMEH :D By:SammehKinz well now. Donna Donna Donna. i made this for you. again xD
Dear Donna,
I don't think that there is anything i can say that you arent already getting through the 182 comments i see when i log on here. But all i can say is that i think i love you. in the good way. and your incredible. your genuine. and your always there for me when im sad. im so glad that i met you. and im glad that everyday i learn something new about you. your.... amazing. and one day everything is going to be ok? trust me? ... Lets not get to mushy. but yes. your comming to live with me and were going to make shirts at the mall and go lay in the middle of streets and my mom will love you and i will love you more. my sister will think your weird though but thats ok since everyone does a little bit. but yeah Dawnah my love. never change and dont let anyone take you down. because they can morph your brain with words and they can give you all the cuts and bruises they want. but im always goin to be here for you. and i know youll always be there for me. and thats all i could ask for. so heres your surprise. [[ sorry if its big ]]
Your the bees knees.
Sports:
Guess my team?
Other:
MWAHAHAHA!!!!
This is Donna being HACKED by me!
KATIE!
I am her fucking Rainbow Pal!
We get along so well. I swear, if only i were gay, she would shout HOORAY! And here id stay, but i wouldnt get in her way :D You mess with her, you have to answer to me BITCHES! I can tell Donna ANYTHING and i know it wont get to anyone else because shes fucking sweet. Shes one of the only ones i can trust around here. AND! Thats why i love her. No one here loves this girl as much as i do. AND THATS A FACT, JACK! Who is Jack you ask? I have no idea. BUT! I do know that Donna is the bestest friend i could ask for. She is so beautiful in every way possible. We both love show tunes and our cam sessions are priceless. I love her with all of my heart. And someday i am going to make sweet love to her. Gay or not. She is the love of my life. You see that down there?! Thats right. We are kissing. Shes mine as long as im around. And I aint going no where, so BACK OFF! ;D OH BBY! ILU!
My Poem For Katie
My dearest Katie you mean the world to me
You're the top of the heap, you're the bee's knees
I'm an Arab, you're a white girl, yet we still get it on
Needless to say, you're my LOVE BOMB!
I love you like your people love wonderbread
From the tips of my toenails to the top of my head
And seriously now, I must let you know
You're the greatest e-buddy, and I care for you so
When you're scared or lonely or just feeling blue...
Know that I'll ALWAYS be there for you!
And if somebody hurts you, just tell me who
I promise it'll be the last thing they do
I'll be like, "BITCH GET OFF MY LADY!"
Cause I'm the only one allowed to mess with Katie XD
Katie.
For once, I'm going to be serious.
You are, without a doubt, the greatest friend I have ever and will ever have.
I can trust you with my life and I know when it comes down to the hard stuff, you'll always be there standing by me.
You're the only person I'm doing a dedication thingy for here. Know why? Because you mean more to me than anyone on this thing. Honestly. You are the definition of a true friend and I don't know what I've done to deserve you.
So for all stuff we have gone through and the stuff yet to come, I need you to know that I love you.
And that, as always, you are my number one.
Thats something that will NEVER change.
aha,
i'm should yell out DONNA MADE ME DO IT
anytime i get her mad at me(:
it's cause cats can purr. D: if my cat didn't purr, i don't think i'd like it much.
if your brushed my boob and purred,
i'd let you get away with it(:
old wrinkly penis?
MMMM.
it's like wine,
the older,
the better.
xD
I WILL. but seriously, my voice is like,
butch.
i don't know why.
but when i'm on the phone,
i sound difffffferennnttttt.
i like to drag out words.
but i don't like to eat them.
HOLY SHIT.
we were watching dave chappelle last night, and he was talking about r. kelly peeing on 15 year olds.
you know about that, rightttt?
( right. )
well,
dave chappelle said,
"well, if you can send a 15 year old to prison for life, i think it should be legal to piss on them."
it was 1:00 am.
and we were laughing our asses off.
Haha, as you wish then.
That's what I need, a good blood circulation cut off (:
That should indeed make my day. :D
Ouchie. My ears have never been sore before, that should be something to experience (: Nope, not really they're not. But if it's my ears, I don't think they'd make a big deal about it. xD
Ohh! I get it now then. I think Septums are cool, only if you know how to use the right ring thinger. Cuz some people put straight-line rings..and those scare the fuck out of me!
Haha really? That's a first! Well, I don't see myself geting snakebites any time soon, so you can visualize all you want (: Unless I get fake ones lmao.
That kid. Uhmm, oh! His profile was DuhitsZander on here.
He disabled it though, so I'm not sure if that's of any help.
aha, she'll probably smack me,
BUT I'LL DO IT FER YEEEWW<3
ew,
wow,
spelling much?
x]
aha, coming from you,
that just made me blush.
but then again,
my cat rubbing against my boob makes me blush.
sooo...
XD
i didn't even noticed that until now.
you know, i really like those viagra commercial's, though. especially the new ones,
where they're all like,
VIVA VIAGRA!
-insert cheesy love scenes with old people here-
and wow,
i just spent 10 minutes getting one of those voice comment things.
just cause you had it.
i cave under peer pressure.
YOU TRENDSETTER YOU(:
( is trendsetter two words? )
Lmao! What kind of friend would I be if I fed you lies!?
I say it's gunna hurt like a bitch and that's that.
BUT! I will be there for you when you need someone's hand to pull off while going through this (: Deall.
Haha, well that sucks.
The most I would want is a piercing on my ears like on top, I already have the lobes done. But a belly button piercing would look nice with me cuz my belly isn't that flat.
Haha but alright, since that makes sense (:
What's a septum...or a monroe?
I like snakebites. I think they look so cute on guys (:
I would never get them done because I don't think I could pull it off.
Ohh. Was Zander fake? Because he disabled his profile and I found I guess the real person on your friends list =/ ?
Oh my goshh.
Seiriously!!?
That is going to hurt like a bitchh!
Haha, I feel so bad =/
I don't understand why your parents would make a big deal about a piercing.
What about your belly! Would they notice that one? =]
Ouchieee, I hope it goes well though =3
hahah! omgg thats the last time ive been tooo!
D:
i was suppose to go this summer, but i got caught up in school all summe.r.>.<
ew yeah. but at the same time the period excuse is grodyy..haha.a
all my guy friends are horny as fuck for me.rlmfao. well most of them are.
mainly why my parents dont know anything about them. xD haah
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this weekend is gay.
i hafta spend it all with arabs, and tbh, i dont like most arabs.
theyre annoying and cocky! hahha. and all the girls my age are SUPER slutty..haha
hows your weekend?
exactly=]
thats why i think i would like it.
and it really is a art.
you have to perfect this art an its not
for everyone.
but us.. it works!
hahah.
=]
Ya I know you get like a infinity of comments like DAYUM!! Lol
Ya seriously I don't request ppl I don't like.. Duh lol
You better feel special I love lottsa ppl but not like I lovers my donna haha!!!
Uhm.... ya the 4th of july thing I remember like right after I clicked the post comment buddon lol
And I would love to make you a sign but I can't cuz.. It weird I know but of everything I have ever asked for I never got 2 things.. I got everything except 2. I never got a pony.. And I never got a computer.. Lame yes. I have the internet on my phone so that's how im on here but it won't let me make signs and stuff.. Yes its weird I know
And if your starving your arse off in america isn't your arse your ass ?? Lol
My Poem For Katie
