Well I'm kinda bored at the moment so here goes nothing, right?
Hey, hello. My name is Michael. I switched it from my true name, Phillip, to Michael on August 22nd, 2008. I'm not hear to flaunt, but I am probably the most difficult person to cope with. If you can stand sexual comments, rough housing, truthful statements, squeaky whimpers, constant complains, curious fingers, then we are already best friends. I'm the kinda guy who takes dares and doesn't care what others say. I'm the kinda guy who will do a bunch of things just to make one person giggle. I'm the kinda person who will get out of their way just to help you out. I give 237% in every friendship I receive. Unless you do something crazy stupid to me, then you can always imagine for me to help you in any case. Call me an angel, I know. :]
Even how amazing I make myself seem to be, I have even worst aspects of myself then the things typed above. I'm the guy who wants to taste refreshing, bitter water. I'm the guy who wants to write with my right hand and punch with my left. I'm the guy who wants to be a sore thumb in a crowd of stubbed toes. I'm the guy who likes being different but wants to be normal just as much. I try my best to be 'normal' but my genes have restricted that. My life long dream is to be a Caucasian, colored iris, blond, straight male. Sadly I ended being a funky-eyed, tanned skin, black haired, bisexual boy.
Now you have probably figured out that I'm not the straightest hulla-hoop. Actually I'm like really flamboyant. I still like GIRLS though. Do not get me wrong. I'm like a crossbreed between an open rainbow fag and a butch metrosexual. Even thought of my sexual preference, I still am religious and Catholic. I do believe in God but I do not believe the entire bible is accurate. The bible has been tooting its horn for many years, and you can only guess that it would get changed here and again. It constantly contradicts itself if you haven't noticed. You haven't? Read The God Box. Its a really good book explaining sexuality and religion.
Now that you know I'm a homo. That's great. There are still many morals and vows I'm dedicated too. I believe everything happens for a reason. This means I do not believe in the transgender life. If you were made into a boy or girl, then your sperm or ovaries were probably useful in the future. They could have produced something actually worth feeding. I'm also a strong believer in karma. If you knew me in real life, you'd know I'm kinda rough with comments. But then you'd also know me in action of doing a good deed. It evens out, ya know?
Well that was my life story. You probably think you know a lot of me, huh? Wrong. I bet you didn't know that my left arm pit grows faster and more hair then my right arm pit. I bet you didn't know that my left forearm has herpes? ;] I also bet you didn't know I'm really good at baking sweets. Extraordinary really. If I ever make you cookies specifically, then that means I'm hitting on you and/or want to date you.
Well About Me's are never as good as the real thing. If you're ever in the neighborhood, I live in Fresno California. We can chillax sometime if you want. Except for Fridays cause I'm starting to go to the Gay Youth Alliance thing. You should come, it's amazing. I'm really starting to figure myself out. I'd like to be full on straight but my heart gives into gay porn.
ok well this is how my thanksgiving was hahah
i was hanging out with friend before i went to go to my family party thing and i smelled like ciggarettes and my WHOLE entire family was fucking gossiping about it and i was like fuck you. then my grandmas like asking me and my sister what we want to do with our lives after highschool and i just straight up told her that i dont know and dont really care haha and she gives me the dirtiest look ever then is like your not a very smart child. but then she gave us all 50 dollars so i dont care anymore hahahaha
bahahahahahah XD
i hate all mah signatures everyone that i make i either look REALLY young or i just look wierd hahaha
and hi Michael im jackson bahahahahahahaha :DDDDDDD
how are you?
