| About Me |
A summary of me? Monstrous, trollish, savage and brutal. An unfeeling, unrelenting killing machine, his motions slow and deliberate, he is as ponderous as death himself and just as unstoppable...
Wel actually I might just be a lunatic dude from London. I work at a pub, I'm a damn good barman (and of course that means I drink), I'm a mercury peepeeing metalhead (can't say the usual words, the kids might be warped by my language), I'm a semi professional writer and exponent of the quirky T-shirt and I hope to get into stand up comedy fairly soon.
That pretty much explains me as a person. As a lump of flesh I suppose I should introduce myself.
I am 6' tall (yes, just like all my characters) have a long flowing mane of bloodknut ginger hair (just like all my characters), I'm built almost entirely out of shoulders, elbows, knees and other bony bits (I'm not exactly skinny, I'm huge, I just have no fat or muscle to speak of, whoever built me did so out of offcuts and end bits) and I look like I've taken a good few shots from the old ugly stick. |
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| Specifics |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Sexuality: |
Bisexual |
| Relationship: |
No Answer |
| Location: |
United Kingdom |
| Birthday: |
August 25, 1987 |
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| Interests |
| Music: |
Flaming Metalhead. I don't do Emo, Screamo, Hardcore (a misnomer if you ask me) or any of the neveau vague of American scene music. I do enjoy some gothic, most older punk and a lot of second and third wave ska. I'm also a classical music buff, Wagner is the win and Vanessa Mae is too. And as a raging geek I also have a collection of video game and movie OSTs and offshot music (for example a little bit of PuffyAmiYumi) |
| Television: |
I'm a big geek. I love my cartoons (I'm a Cartoon Network guy, Nick was never all that and Disney blows) Cow and Chicken, Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, The Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd and Eddy. More recently Megas XLR is the victory and the adult swim team are doing some diamond work (Metalocalypse and Korgoth of Barbaria) |
| Movies: |
I love old Kung Fu movies, some new Kung Fu movies and really bad 80s action movies. I'm also a fan of Frank Miller so the films based on his work are automatically awesome. The fact that they were awesome as stand alones is neither here nor there. |
| People: |
People are not interests. The celebrity culture has gone too far. |
| Books: |
I read, I'm an avid fan of Terry Pratchett and I enjoy the works of Frank Miller. I'm a bit of a comic geek, I love Garfield and Calvin & Hobbes, I also read some webcomics (more noticeably Ozy and Millie). |
| Places: |
Places are not interests. If they were geography would be a spectator sport. |
| Foods: |
Now food I like. I'm a bit of a foodie (which confuses the hells out of me, how the hell do I end up made out of bones when I eat so bloody much). I like Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Japanese and of course English food. French and Italian cuisine can whistle down wind. Sauces for the lose. |
| Drinks: |
Now this is a topic I can talk your ears off about. I'm a barman and trainee mixologist. You want to talk booze then message me. |
| Sports: |
I don't really do sports. I'm a combat maniac and battle fanatic who enjoys everything from the finesse of fencing to the brute strength and determination of Sumo. |
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| Member Facts |
| Join Date: |
November 25, 2007 |
| Profile Views: |
233 |
| Total Logins: |
196 |
| Last Active: |
93 days ago |
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