What did you expect?
You think I really care?
You're just another notch on this belt I wear!
See I'm not fucking fake you morons!
As if someone would fake me anyways.
Go fuck your mother cunts! (Y)
I write lyrics, it's a passion,
Ask me and I might show you some of my latest work.
I one day hope to write like the artist above.
Click to see the loves of my life!
I'm trying to shorten my personal space FYI!
If you classify yourself as emo go kill yourself now thanks
I reject almost everyone.
If I do accept you I will give you a week to talk, if you don't you will be deleted.
Don't think I'm joking, I've deleted over 900 people and rejected over 700.
Don't add me if you have no picture.
And if you're going to add me TALK, don't be boring and anti-social
I love long conversations.
If you add me don't thank me for the add, it's pointless and I'll most likely just delete you..
I will never cyber date no offense but it is the stupidest thing ever!
I reallly dislike clingy people
I'm JordanCarolynPhelan lets cuddle (Y)
I'm starting afresh as of today 8/8/08
I'm turning over a new leaf.
I'm sick of the way myself and others see me.
I'm not into romance, it makes me sick.
I'm into gore, like 'rip your head of with my teeth, pull your spine out and wrap it around my head. I'm the queen of your fucking nightmare bitch!'
I have had one true friend since 2004.
I don't understand how he can put up with me for that long.
So I'll start off my profile with the person that means more to me than anyone on this planet. I could go on for days about amazing memories and how he makes me feel but I'll try to keep it as short as I possibly can.
This boy stepped into my life on the 1st of February 2004, our first day of high school. Since then we have been best friends and in relationships ever since. He has been in my life longer than anybody else who has chosen to. We were close from the moment we met and as soon as I saw him I was swept off of my feet. He's changed from the first time we met and not in the best way either but I will stand by him though every up and down he ever encounters. I would not be the person I am today without him. He has helped me through some of the toughest times I have ever had. I love receiving text messages from him in the day when he should actually be doing his job. He can make himself look pregnant. He invites me over while he is in the shower so I can straighten his hair after haha. We can play X-box360 for hours then eat ice cream and apple pies mmmm yum! I can't help my feelings for him, even if anybody tries I know there's something there even if he is still to realize what he means to me. He has changed my life and the way I look at things and I can never thank him enough for every good memory he has ever given me. He is my best friend! He is my first everything, my first love, my first kiss the whole 9 yards! I would give up anything in this whole world to be with him. When I'm around him I don't care about what I look like or how I act cause I know he doesn't care and will accept me for what I really am. He can cuddle me for hours and never get tired of it and that honestly makes my life complete, he knows me in and out and knows what makes me happy so he tries so hard to give it to me. He walks around the house with no shirt on just to prove to me that he isn't fat. I trust him with everything and I tell him anything that is ever on my mind. I can name so many times he has ruined my life but in so many other cases he has made my life worth living. I'm pretty sure he is the boy I will end up marrying and growing old with and as long as he is in my life I know there is nothing else in this world that I will ever need. Everyday I spend with him is a new experience for me. Thought the chances of meeting somebody like you were a million to one. I love you Matthew, you're the most amazing person I will ever meet Matty McLovin' says:
"You'll always mean something to me. I'm pretty sure we'll get married one day, I'm not even kidding."
"I'm an asshole ): I know, I try to change and I would do anything to make up what I've done to you, anything in this whole entire world, I will always love you."
16th of October 2007, the day we met at a Parkway Drive concert. Since that day we have been extremely close. This boy, no matter what we go through will ALWAYS be my best friend. He is the most sincere and genuine person I have ever met and no one in this world could ever take his place in my heart. He hold my heart together with his trust and friendship. If I had never met him I would not be the same. He has impacted my life significantly and for that I could never thank him enough. He means more to me than anything. I also trust him more than anyone on earth. I love him with even more than my heart can bare and that's what makes him my best friend. The trust and respect that we have for each other is impeccable. I have gone through so much with him and we can always seem to pull through everything we face and those hard times we had have made me a stronger person. His kind nature and gentle heart has changed my out look on almost everything. I don't think that there is one bad word I can ever use to describe him. I'm so lucky to have him in my life, he is just the sweetest person in the universe! If anything bad ever goes wrong he is there for me and it has shown me that even the strongest of hearts do have a soft side. He is the most amazing friend I will ever find. I am sorry for all the terrible things I have put you thought. I love you my dear!
To my dearest Jordan,
First off ..I love you..
Your the most sincere girl I know and also the most down to earth girl I know
We can have serious conversations and then we can had the stupidest most immature conversations and you won't make me feel like a dickhead.
I know we have had some rough times and I know I was an arrogant prick
But that was all for a reason
I was seriously in love with you..
I was jealous
And I now know that I was being immature and I apologize for that..
All I wanted was for you to be happy
And all that behind us I just want to be your friend and always be there for you no matter what
I want you to tell me when your down.angry.happy.horny sick.sad ANYTHING!
And I want to be able to tell you the same things plus more
Like I have crabs
Remember Jordan I have seen your nipples and you have seen my dick.
If that isn't true love..
I don't know what is
Sorry about the randomness of this Jordan
But I had to show how much I value you as a friend
I love you so much..
Now try and tell me this boy wouldn't be able to make you the happiest person in the world.
Email my phone: jay-thug@hiptop.com.au Myspace: www.myspace.com/72427751 MSN: thisallstopstonight@hotmail.com
And I now have AIM:D ThisIsMoree Yeah it's gay but I got sick of trying to come up with names.
"You're young have some fun, go live your life."
Music is my life! And almost every show I attend has significant meaning to me. If it wasn't for music I wouldn't have the friends I do today and I wouldn't be the same. I'm now looking at the world from a whole new perspective. I'm sick of people who take this planet for granted. Sooner or later everything that makes this world unique will be gone and you will have no one to blame but yourself. My past is something I am not proud of and I don't want people to remember me as the person I lived my life as in 2006 and 2007. I will not share my old habits with anybody who asks, it's personal only the people who where there will ever know the person I once was. I don't see the need to hide who or what I really am from people. I want to forget the bad things from the past. I don't need nor want to be seen as the person I was last year. I make friends easily and loose them twice as fast. I don't accept everybody into my life, the friends I have mean everything and I would never let anything happen to them. I'm very aggressive, I always end up resorting to violence. I am choosing to live my life in the cleanest way I see possible. I am vegetarian and I'm tired of the people who try to push what they believe is right upon me. I'm also sick to death of hearing "the animals were bred to be killed for us to eat" you can believe that if you like but I refuse to live my life consuming flesh to survive, there are other ways to live without the death of innocent animals! It's fucking heartless, it's almost the same as being a cannibal so I'd like to see you kill a human being for your own satisfaction! Yes I am 'Straightedge' I've chosen this path, not to fit a mold, not to join a trend, not to follow a crowd but because it is right for ME. I don't need to drink, do drugs, smoke or fuck to live my life. "THIS IS MY LIFE
THIS IS MY PLEDGE
THIS IS STRAIGHT FUCKING EDGE."
My family means everything to me. I live my life for my two brothers and two sisters, they are my everything, I don't know how I would be able to live the rest of my life if anything ever happened to them. My Mother, Father, Step-Mother and Step-Father make my life worth everything that comes my way, I'm surprised they even have the strength to put up with my bullshit. My mum is my best friend, she is there for me when I am sad and for whenever I need advise about anything. She is truly the greatest person I have ever met. My cousins mean the world to me, they all have their own something they bring to my life and I appreciate everything they do for me. Luke and Chris, the two cousins that stick out from the other 5637283 of them. Luke is my only older cousin and I pretty much started off the first 7 years of my life with him, when we were little we were inseparable and since then we haven't really spent all that much time together but when he is around it's just like old times, we can go on for hours just talking about nothing. I treasure every moment we have when he it there, he has been part of the mold that has created what I am today. Christopher would happen to be the only family member who I see more as a friend than a cousin, I tell him everything and he tells me everything. He lives in a different state and I miss him everyday but when we are together we cause havoc where ever we are and every moment is as memorable as the last. I love every part of my family from the annoying boring aunties to the greatest cousins this earth has to bring! They better not forget it either.
I love this boy :)
About Me
I'm JordanCarolynPhelan
Dazzle me.
My TRUE friends are all I have.
They are all I will ever need.
I do value boys more.
Girls cause too much drama.
I'm not friends with boys just for a root.
Go lick out your own cunt, dirty fucking rats!
These boys keep me alive and breathing.
I wouldn't give them up for all the money in the world.
I keep them close to my heart
I'll never forget them.
They light up my world even in the darkest of times.
They are the best things my life has to offer. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS,
I HAVE THEIR BACK,
THEY ARE THE CLOSEST THING TO BLOOD I HAVE.
AND the best thing to happen to Australia since Kangaroos.
Listen and add these bands or I'll rip out your fucking ovaries!
www.myspace.com/armedwithcourage2007
ARMED WITH COURAGE,Beneath The Abyss, Never See Tomorrow, Antagonist, Minor Threat, The Teen Idles, XReignOfTerrorX, With Angels Vengeance, Hilltop Hoods, Bad Blood, Stick To Your Guns, Have Heart, Gorilla Buiscuits, Pro Team, Breakeven, LionheartXXX, XIn It To Win ItX, Liferuiner, XbarcadiaX, -New- Carpathian, XchallengerX, Deez Nuts, 50 Lions, A Day To Remember, Brotherhood, No For An Answer, XafbX, Hoods, Miles Away, Her Nightmare, Champion, Shipwreck, Ruiner, Thick As Blood, Shot Point Blank, Black My Heart, xBishopx, Just Say Go, xRepresentx, Casey Jones, Remembering Never, Down To Nothing, Throwdown, Touchxdown, Youth Of Today, xThe Warx, Jungle Fever, Jack Napier, Dropsaw, Fight Like Hell, Kids Like Us, The Warriors, No Apologies, Bad Blood, Shinto Katana, Mourning Tide, Hand Of Mercy, The Red Shore, Terror, Madball, Abandon All Hope, -Old- Bring Me The Horizon, -Old- Carpathian, Parkway Drive, Job For A Cowboy, Cannibal Corpse
Television:
LULZ fo' reals!
People:
I would give up anything to meet these three amazing people :D
Mitch Lucker, Curtis Ward and Oliver Sykes!
And I LOVE Christofer Drew!!
Books:
I try not too get too far in to fiction, because I see my mind wonder off into an imaginary world I can't seem to pull myself out of. I love Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
I can read each book in a day but it normally brings me down and makes me sad. Someone give me money so I can fly to Forks and meet my own Edward Cullen!
Other:
I'm shaking uncontrollably,
My eyes red from tears.
The worst day of my life so far,
I've discovered all my fears.
I just want to watch your blood,
Pour out as your arteries cave.
Then I'll fucking dig you,
The worlds deepest fucking grave.
Even closer to hell it will bring you,
Further from the heavens above.
On top a headstone I will place,
It reads "In the name of fucking love!"
You used to whisper in my ear "forever",
And that only ends when you're dead.
So I'll take my bluntest butcher knife,
And violently hack off your head!
Now feeling the best I've felt in years,
Watching your organs fall out on the floor.
I'm splashing in your puddle of blood,
Like I used to when I was four.
I'll only keep you alive,
To show you the horror yet to come.
When you see it, tears swell up,
And you try to start to run.
But you're too late motherfucker,
The slaughter has already begun.
Go on and keep screaming,
The fighting is half the fun.
Your life is a joke,
I hope you fucking choke!
You're not the person I remember,
You're not the person you used to be.
Your words, your lies, your life,
You're so fucking dead to me!
You say that friendship means everything,
Then you give everyone the flick.
I'm sorry, no one gives a FUCK!
Your morals makes me sick!
I have nothing left to say,
I've got nothing left to do.
Now for the last words you'll ever hear,
FUCK YOU!
Lmfao! Silly :]
I went to the moooovies with friends.
Was completely unexpected, but ahhh well. Was fun x]
I was meant to go to the market with my mum o.0
So I'm DEAD GLAD my friends called >.<
haha, yummmmm!
:]
lolll ha oh yehhhhh i forgot sowieeee :(
well even with out the meat it tastes uhmazing :)
ha iceceram would be cool , and so would potatoes :)
im so boredddddddd lol im watching ugly betty you seen it?
lol Pepperoni :)
*hands you a slice*
its frikkin yummy
i could eat pizza non stop lol
if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Lol, thanks :)
Haha, good. Then I'm sure you'll entertain me with your awesomeness!
Rofl! Fantastic xD
I'm great thanks,
about to go out in a few, hbu? (:
Hello Jordan (:
I'm Shane.
Lol, it's nice to 'meet' you too.
It's alright lol, first comments usually never determine weather you're an awesome person or not :D
I'm great thank you,
how about youu?!
yeh i think hes just busy with moving in and stuff which
i cant blamehim for =/
hah ayehh i should have been like " heres a cookie a small glass of gin and
a high 5 . now leave us in peace :D "
haha hopefully that would be enough, i have no money to spare! haa
awwww you two are such a cute couple
im just uploading the video and some pics,
im goooood just really hungryyy what cha up 2?
lol haha, sweeet :D
yehhh just cause ya know he moved to the US and
he doesnt get on as much , and i just miss him so much :(
lol well the party was FUNNY ha
well on our way there we phone people who are already theree to
find out if thers many people and if they police are there, well
unfortunatley the police wer already there making sure they took
EVERYONES alcohol and keeping people of the beach, wth is wrong with them?
geesh they always ruin a good party, ALL THE TIME it frikkin sucks,
but we just stayed round the burger bar beach which was fun , ha
i took soo many picctures and i made a few videos, OMG i made one last night when i got it
i only remember it because i was looking through my pics this moring haha,
but its soo random?! lol im gona put it on my profile, how was your night?
Ahaha I'm sorry I don't.
My hair took years babe. xD
I had to actually let it grow.
Fucking gay.
I went to Secondhand sere.. something xD
I went for my friend
hahah
yeah i always peel the stickers off so it looks like ive done it
haha aw :P
well make sure you ask him a q he could answer
and if he does then just be like oh okay thanks anyway, so im jordan (: and just jump into a convo
tbhhhhhhhhh i like being lazy :D
haha (:
oofff he has to sing to me tooooo
he has a too much of a sexy voice not too!
cool (: well good luck on the dress hunting
haha yeah it was really good (:
YES they had sharks, how cool really!
nahh i like trains (: i didnt like it today though coz i had to catch it on my own at 11pm D: and coz its a saturday night there was some right weirdos on
LULZ fo' reals!
