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Reasons to BAN Gay Marriage
***to be taken serious at your own risk***
1) Being gay isn't natural. Real americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriages will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasnt changed at all; women are still property, blacks still cant marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldnt be allowed to marry because our orphnages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children since straight parentsonly raise straight children.
8) Gay marriages aren't supported by religion. in a THEOCRACY like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. thats why we have only one religoion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. thats why we has a society expressly forbidsingle parentsto raise children.
10) Gay marriage willchangethe foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we havent adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Here's a list of my favorite lyrics that define life <3
Britney Spears - Amnesia
"I should be straight."
Britney Spears - My Prerogative
"Don't get me wrong, I'm really not soup"
Ke$ha - Blind
"You must be blind if you can't see"
Pussycat Dolls - Beep
"Did you know that no, don't mean yes, it means no."
Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy
"Ha ha hee hee ha ha ho"
Britney Spears - Get Back
"Standing in the line? Ha! I think not."
Britney Spears - Ooh Ooh Baby
"Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
babe, baby, babe, baby"
Britney Spears - Overprotected
"I tell them what I like, what I want, and what i don't. But every time i do, i stand corrected."
Britney Spears - 3
"What we do is innocent- Just for fun and nothing meant."
Britney Spears - Abroad
"But now that I'm face to face, I feel like running away."
Britney Spears - Cinderella
"I don't believe in fairy tales."
Myah Marie - Black Widow
"Boy, you had to take a chance and now you know."
Britney Spears - Love 2 Love U
"Ain't got a worry in the world. Ain't got nothing to care about"
Britney Spears - Break the Ice
"You've got my body spinning like a hurricane."
Britney Spears - Kill the Lights
"Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect, but you ain't either."
Britney Spears - Scary
"I wanna take over your body like, like, like it's Freaky Friday"
Ke$ha - Run Devil Run
"The promises that you promised are about as real as an air guitar."
Britney Spears - Touch of my Hand
"I love myself; it's not a sin. I can't control whats happenin'."
Britney Spears - What it's like to be Me
"Baby, you don't know what it's like to be me."
Britney Spears - Why Should I Be Sad
"I'm tired of singing sad songs."
Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
"When you, said you, needed, space. What?"
Martin Solveig - Hello
"There's something you should know: I just came to say "hello.""
Ke$ha - Booty Call
"I really wanna really wanna do you, a favor and let you know that I really, really, really, really like you."
Myah Marie - Insane
"I'm locked up in a cage and you're the one who has the key."
Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Have a Plan)
"Baby, I'm a freak, and i really don't give a damn."
Britney Spears - Out From Under
" I don't wanna feel the pain. What good would it do me now?"
Ke$ha - Grow a Pear
"But I just can't date a dude with a vaj."
Lady Gaga - BoysBoysBoys
"In the morning, buy me eggs."
Britney Spears - Lonely
"Don't tell me how to feel."
Taylor Swift - Mean
"'Cause you don't know what you don't know."
Goverment Hooker - Lady Gaga
"Put your hands on me, John F Kennedy."
Piece of Me - Britney Spears
"I'm Mrs. Most-Likely-To-Get-On-The-Tv-For-Slippin'-On-The-Streets-When-Gettin-The-Groceries."
Lady Gaga - Judas
"Love is like a brick; you can build a house or sink a dead body."
Britney Spears - Mannequin
"I like it and I do what I like and then you do what I like then you'll like it"
Britney Spears - She'll Never Be Me
"You know I'm one of a kind."
Britney Spears - Seal it With a Kiss
"In the shadows where it's hot, love the risk of getting caught."
Britney Spears -Oops... I Did It Again
"I'm not that innocent."
More to come as I hear songs that have awesome wordings :P