Jake_from_State_Farm

Well she sounds hideous.

16 / M / US

Mood: Fuck the World
Music: I'm sorry for running away like this, and I'm sorry, already made my wish. But Cinderella's got to go.

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Don't get me wrong, I'm really not soup
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i draw things :D
http://scizor0138.deviantart.com/
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thats my deviantart account

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Reasons to BAN Gay Marriage
***to be taken serious at your own risk***

1) Being gay isn't natural. Real americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriages will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasnt changed at all; women are still property, blacks still cant marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldnt be allowed to marry because our orphnages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children since straight parentsonly raise straight children.

8) Gay marriages aren't supported by religion. in a THEOCRACY like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. thats why we have only one religoion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. thats why we has a society expressly forbidsingle parentsto raise children.

10) Gay marriage willchangethe foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we havent adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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Here's a list of my favorite lyrics that define life <3



Britney Spears - Amnesia
"I should be straight."


Britney Spears - My Prerogative
"Don't get me wrong, I'm really not soup"


Ke$ha - Blind
"You must be blind if you can't see"


Pussycat Dolls - Beep
"Did you know that no, don't mean yes, it means no."


Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy
"Ha ha hee hee ha ha ho"


Britney Spears - Get Back
"Standing in the line? Ha! I think not."


Britney Spears - Ooh Ooh Baby
"Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
babe, baby, babe, baby"


Britney Spears - Overprotected
"I tell them what I like, what I want, and what i don't. But every time i do, i stand corrected."


Britney Spears - 3
"What we do is innocent- Just for fun and nothing meant."


Britney Spears - Abroad
"But now that I'm face to face, I feel like running away."


Britney Spears - Cinderella
"I don't believe in fairy tales."


Myah Marie - Black Widow
"Boy, you had to take a chance and now you know."


Britney Spears - Love 2 Love U
"Ain't got a worry in the world. Ain't got nothing to care about"


Britney Spears - Break the Ice
"You've got my body spinning like a hurricane."


Britney Spears - Kill the Lights
"Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect, but you ain't either."


Britney Spears - Scary
"I wanna take over your body like, like, like it's Freaky Friday"


Ke$ha - Run Devil Run
"The promises that you promised are about as real as an air guitar."


Britney Spears - Touch of my Hand
"I love myself; it's not a sin. I can't control whats happenin'."


Britney Spears - What it's like to be Me
"Baby, you don't know what it's like to be me."


Britney Spears - Why Should I Be Sad
"I'm tired of singing sad songs."



Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
"When you, said you, needed, space. What?"

Martin Solveig - Hello
"There's something you should know: I just came to say "hello.""

Ke$ha - Booty Call
"I really wanna really wanna do you, a favor and let you know that I really, really, really, really like you."

Myah Marie - Insane
"I'm locked up in a cage and you're the one who has the key."


Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Have a Plan)
"Baby, I'm a freak, and i really don't give a damn."


Britney Spears - Out From Under
" I don't wanna feel the pain. What good would it do me now?"


Ke$ha - Grow a Pear
"But I just can't date a dude with a vaj."

Lady Gaga - BoysBoysBoys
"In the morning, buy me eggs."


Britney Spears - Lonely
"Don't tell me how to feel."


Taylor Swift - Mean
"'Cause you don't know what you don't know."


Goverment Hooker - Lady Gaga
"Put your hands on me, John F Kennedy."


Piece of Me - Britney Spears
"I'm Mrs. Most-Likely-To-Get-On-The-Tv-For-Slippin'-On-The-Streets-When-Gettin-The-Groceries."


Lady Gaga - Judas
"Love is like a brick; you can build a house or sink a dead body."


Britney Spears - Mannequin
"I like it and I do what I like and then you do what I like then you'll like it"


Britney Spears - She'll Never Be Me
"You know I'm one of a kind."


Britney Spears - Seal it With a Kiss
"In the shadows where it's hot, love the risk of getting caught."


Britney Spears -Oops... I Did It Again
"I'm not that innocent."







More to come as I hear songs that have awesome wordings :P

 About Me
Alright. Imma update this. But first

BE JEALOUS xD

YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS:
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No matter how revealing, rude, or pointless. I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox. Repost this to see what others ask you.




Alright so im me. Got a very sarcastic sense of humor that everyone loves ;)
Im from New York if you wanna know me better.
Yeah im Bi so be glad. i get to fuck you no matter who you are ;)
I got 3 siblings all younger. Kind of one of the main reasons i wanna move away to college
As for college i dont know what i wanna do. Dreams and Colors (like vision) interest me. so maybe something like that.
I believe everything is set in stone. like no matter what you do, it was planned to happen that way. Not to say i believe in god (though i am Greek Orthodox, but oh well) but i do believe in an outer force controlling life.
I love math, hate physics and history. Gradewise im passing everything 'xcept physics. Oh well.
I try to live carefree since i know nothing lasts. Kind of the reason i dont believe in online dating anymore. I tried it once and it sucked. Oh well, live and learn.
Im a huge Britney Spears fan (im also a fan of hammers). I like love nearly all her songs. Not the slow stuff cuz slow stuff bores me. My favorite would have to be Ooh Ooh Baby. I also love her unreleased stuff. You guys should really check them out. Like only YouTubers pretty much know them. Sucks. BUT I CANT MAKE YOU LOVE ME
I think that covers it up well?
Oh yeah.
Xerw ligo Ellinika ;)
Y tambien espanol.

 Specifics
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Relationship: Single
Location: United States
Birthday: October 22, 1996
 Interests
Music:

Britney Spears
Myah Marie
Lady gaga
Paramore
Ke$ha
rihanna
katy perry
And other various artists. But like one song,
so its not even worth mentioning

Television:

Mostly Cartoons.... comdeies and such
I like game shows too

Movies:

comedies
no horror though....

People:

According to my Birthday:
October 22 individuals set great store by their personal relationships. They may have many friends but few close ones. Idealistic and romantic, they are easy targets for a broken heart. They love deeply, sometimes unwisely. Despite their mistakes, they live most completely through their emotions.
just about sums it up

Books:

i read a paragraph in the hunger games. does that count?

Places:

wherever i go when i dream..... that place is weird/crazy/awesome

Foods:

anything :D
i sound like a pig :/

Drinks:

Anything Liquidy

Sports:

not a fan
im awesome at pillowfighting apparently
my gramps says im able to play with the yankees cuz im left handed o.O

Other:

im a lefty and love left handers <3 weird right?
my fav pokemon is scizor <3 the reason im a lesbian
i have the same bday as curly from the 3 stooges, shaggy (that singer dude), jonathan lipnicki (the kid in stuart little), and a gold metal olympian for figure skating
Also no one better mess with my twin Khakey or ill fuck. you. up!

 Member Facts
Join Date: July 30, 2012
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Last Active: 1 hour ago
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kimmycuie

May 20 at 5:30 AM

hmmm.. do you facebook account? can i have your email address? .. hehehe:winkkiss:

kimmycuie

May 19 at 4:57 AM

ahmp... never mind,. just kidding..,. ;]

tabyisbackbitches

May 18 at 11:29 PM

change wat?

tabyisbackbitches

May 18 at 11:13 PM

nothing much

tabyisbackbitches

May 18 at 10:56 PM

haha I don't know whats up sweet cheeks

tabyisbackbitches

May 18 at 10:50 PM

hey babby boy<3

kimmycuie

May 13 at 11:46 PM

hahahaha... :freak: serious dud.. hehehe

kimmycuie

May 13 at 4:15 AM

aw... hahahaha..., amp. from where country are u from??

maybme_317

May 12 at 10:13 PM

Lmao xD so whatcha doing?

maybme_317

May 12 at 9:21 PM

Lol well that is too long of a wait!!!! xD

tabyisbackbitches

May 12 at 7:40 PM

sup?

tabyisbackbitches

May 12 at 6:58 PM

hey

maybme_317

May 12 at 1:22 PM

We won't know until we meet lmao xD

kimmycuie

May 12 at 6:26 AM

am good.. still hangover of my vacation from boracay...hehehe:)
hbu? where did u spent ur summer vacation?

maybme_317

May 11 at 8:59 PM

If you were here, it may not be lmao

maybme_317

May 11 at 8:51 PM

The pillow is lame though lol :P

maybme_317

May 11 at 8:38 PM

Noooooo!!!!!!! xP

maybme_317

May 11 at 5:43 PM

Just sitting here bored not knowing what to do next

maybme_317

May 11 at 4:37 PM

How have you been ;)

kimmycuie

May 11 at 6:25 AM

hey!! how are u?;)

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