Just one chance, just one breath, just in case there's just one left. I love you, and I loved you all along. And I miss you, been far away for far too long. I keep dreaming that you'll be with me and you'll never go. Stop breathing if I don 5 comments
Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you <3 xXTaylor OwnsXx 9 comments
IF YOU FALL FOR ME BABY I PROMISE I'LL CATCH YOU!! :D
So you see this girl right here? How could you not? I know I can. I can see just how amazingly cute and adorable this girl is :) Lil' Ellsie right here probably the number one girl in the world :P Whether the heart she holds is mine or not I know I'll always have a spot for this chick. She is 110% Numero Uno Importante to me it's not even funny... Ok it kinda is lol. I'll always have your back chica :) You know that. Sorry I haven't had time top say this stuff before. But now i do and i'm gonna say it all :P Dunno this chick? Get to know her cuz it'll be the greatest time ever getting to know her :) Ellsie, really though, you're and amazing girl and i hope you know it, i wish I had more time to talk to you, you just gotta know though, that with hockey and school, it's hard to talk to you as much as i want to :( I just want you to know how much you mean to me :) A smile comes across my face everytime I think of ya :) I wish i could always see that cute face :) no other face shines as much as yours does baby :) I swear. MWAH, I Wuv Ya Ellsie :P Lemme know if I need to get your back :) I am SO there. They're out for the count TKO babe I promise :P
Love
Jeff**
Pretty cool pic up above huh? Yes that's me, pretty cool what you can do with photoshop isn't it?? :D Lets start slow, first off, there is no way your gonna learn all about me in this paragraph. So add me, chat it up, then maybe you'll know me a little better. Anyways, let me start by saying; you may or may not be offended by somethings i say on here. I will say this, I don't give a damn. I wasn't put on this earth to please you. Unless you're that special someone that i WAS put on this earth to please. I highly doubt you're her though. I don't live to make the world a better place, i can be a role model when I wanna be. But I can be a terriblw influence as well. I've never :
Done [illegal] Drugs
Drank [a lot of] Alcohol
Had Sex [in public]
Lost A Fight
Fell In Love [Twice]
I want to :
Try Shrooms [:P lol]
Fight Someone Who Is Actually Trained To Fight [Like Me]
Find Someone Who Can Love Me For Me
Somehow Stay Loyal To A Girl For Once
I Like [In/On A Girl]:
Nice Smile
Pretty Eyes
Fun To Talk To
Fun to Hang Out With
Not TOO High Matinence <---[Spell Check]
Sense of Humor
Good Looking
Nice Ass :P
Can Have a Good Time
So, I am 6 foot tall, In good shape, Hazel eyes [Change between Blue, Green, and Red].
I play :
>Football<--->Hockey<--->Track and Field<
Guitar<--->Drums
I Fight :
[MMA]
It's a lifestyle not a sport. :P
I [LOVE] Music, without it i would be lost.
Third Eye Blind Was an Amazing Band.
I own a Ps3 and I am a huge Gamer.
I don't care what your opinion of me is. If you don't like me odds are I know it and I don't like you much either. Get off my page if you're stalking me.
I DISLIKE :
STALKERS
the JEALOUS TYPE
BITCHES
Yupp that about sums it up. Anything you wanna know that I haven't answered. Lemme know. Comment me and if i don't get around to you, send me a Private message. I'll notice it more. Hope you enjoyed learing. lol.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
You laugh because i'm different? I laugh because you're all the same.
Time can never be rewound. Use every second carefully.
1.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
2.I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
3.I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.
4.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5.Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
6.Can I lick that film off your teeth?
7.Can you give me directions...to your heart?
8.Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
9.Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
10.Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
11.Falling for you would be a very short trip.
12.Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
13.I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
14.Is it hot in here or is it just you?
15.Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
16.Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
17.Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
18.Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
19.What do you like for breakfast?
20.You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
21.You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
22.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
23.You sure have a great looking tooth.
24.I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
25.I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
26.Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
27.May I have some kisses up here, please.
28.If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
29.My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
30.Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
31.If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
32.You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
33.You want me. I can smell it.
34.If you were a drug, I would overdose!
35.If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
36.[Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
37.Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
38.I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
39.If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
40.Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
41.You know, we were born without clothes.
42.Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
43.Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
44.If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
45.Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
46.Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
47.Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
48.Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
49.You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
50.That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
51.Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
52.Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
53.Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
54.What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
55.You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
56.You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
57.Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
58.Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
59.Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
60.Hi, who's your friend?
61.Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
62.I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
63.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
64.Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
65.Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
66.Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
67.Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
68.Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
69.Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
70.Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
71.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
72.If I followed you home, would you keep me?
73.You must be the cause of global warming!
74.Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
75.What's your sign?
76.I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
77.Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
78.Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
79.Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
80.You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
81.I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
82.So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
83.If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
84.You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
85.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
86.It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
87.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
88.Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
89.If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
90.Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
91.I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
92.Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
93.Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
94.Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
95.Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
96.Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
97.You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
98.Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
99.I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
100.Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
101.Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
102.You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
103.Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
104.How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
haha i know!
& with the distractions of my little cousin,
and watching a movie.. i finally read all of your
"pick up lines" in you're about me.. i'd say you're
kinda retarded. haha. & that's completely fine :]
haha, nice going..
umm not much..just watching some movie
called "drag me to hell" and trying to avoid it
because i bet my uncle that it wasnt scary and
yea it is. haha. and typing is preventing myself
from jumping so yea....
haha. what are you up to?
