| About Me |
The Rabbi: The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so that I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realize that they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it is too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had; What someone else has.
Slevin Kelevra: Kinda like a rabbi that would rather be a gangster; a gangster who would rather be a rabbi? I mean what is that some sort of grass is always greener on the other side of the fence thing? I mean how do you justify being a rabbi and a gangster?
The Rabbi: I don't, I am a bad man who does not waste time wondering what could have been; when I'm what could have been and could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence and the grass is always green. Consider, Mr. Fisher, there are two men sitting before you and one of them you should be very afraid of. Where's my money?
Slevin Kelevra: Listen I've been hearing that alot latey.
The Rabbi: [Interrupts Slevin] My father used to say; the first time someone calls you a horse you punch'em in the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call'em a jerk, but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then, prehaps its time to go shopping for a saddle.
Slevin Kelevra: [Stares for a few seconds] I don't have your money.
The Rabbi: This isn't like skipping out on the check, you owe me money, I have intrests, you owe them money.
Slevin Kelevra: I don't even know how much money I owe you.
The Rabbi:Thirty-three thousand dollars.
Slevin Kelevra: But I'm not Nick Fisher
The Rabbi: Then who the hell are you?
Slevin Kelevra: I'm just a guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
The Rabbi: [Pauses for a moment] you have forty-eight hours to get my money, Saul will keep an eye on you, in the mean time you are free to go now.
Slevin Kelevra: [Starts to walk away, and then turns back to The Rabbi] Wait I just have one question, I wasn't frisked.
The Rabbi: [Wipes mouth and reveals shotgun to Slevin]
Slevin Kelevra: I see so, being a rabbi, a uh religious man...
The Rabbi: There are three things a jew may not do in order to save a life including his own. He may not idle worship, commit adultery, or preform an act of premeditated murder. killing you before you kill me would have been...
Slevin Kelevra: Kosher?
The Rabbi: [Exasperating] Acceptable. |
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| Specifics |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Sexuality: |
Straight |
| Relationship: |
Single |
| Location: |
United States |
| Birthday: |
February 10, 1989 |
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| Interests |
| Music: |
The Beatles are my favorite(Across the Universe is the most amazing movie ever). I also enjoy-TBS, finch, pepper, 36 crazyfists, Brad Paisley, Asher Roth, blink 182, senses fail, anti-flag, scary kids scaring kids, CCB, my chem ro, toby keith, panic at the disco, flogging molly, fall out boy, sum, new found glory, immortal technique, GZA, yellowcard, lil' wyte, n.e.r.d, and everything in between!!! |
| Television: |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Family Guy
South Park
History Channel
Science Channel
Discovery Channel |
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Brikowski: Who are you?
Slevin: Philosophically speaking?
Brikowski: Name.
Slevin: Rank, serial number?
Dumbrowski: You should really play ball kid.
Slevin: Really? You think I'm tall enough?
Brikowski: [hits Slevin in stomach]
Brikowski: What is your name?
Slevin: [gasping for breath] Oh yeah, now I remember, Slevin Kelevra
Lucky # Slevin
Across the Universe
Smokin' Aces
The Goods (*Live hade Sell hard!
And many 1000s more! |
| People: |
My Mom and Dad. My Aunties, Uncles and cousins who are putting me up right now and all my buds in AK! Thanks for being there for me. |
| Books: |
Harry Potter |
| Places: |
At the top of Alyeska! |
| Foods: |
Ethnic and spicy foods! |
| Drinks: |
Sailor Jerry's 94 proof rum and Hypnotiq! |
| Sports: |
Stuff with the word "board" in it. |
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| Member Facts |
| Join Date: |
February 18, 2007 |
| Profile Views: |
13109 |
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1203 |
| Last Active: |
19 days ago |
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