You'll Probably Be Disappointed.
Hi, I'm Emily. I think introductions are overrated, and I don't believe the written word could ever capture the essence and beauty of any person, so let's start with the basics! I'm 15, live in Indiana, a sophomore at Riley High, 4'11.5", and on a good day I weigh around 83 lbs. Got that? I'm torn between exposing a part of my deeper self or giving the impression that I'm actually as easygoing as I should be, after all, I am a Gemini. I'm an artist, currently lacking a muse. I haven't quite figured out who I am yet, but who has? I'm enjoying the ride. Calling me unique would be like calling the Mona Lisa "cute". I strive to stick out in the crowd, but find myself remaining a wallflower. I'm horribly shy, and have insane social anxieties. I don't believe in love, and I'm not just waiting for someone to change my mind. I do, however, have a minute obsession with Seth Cohen. I have strange outlooks and theories on the world around us, but not many have been daring enough to listen. Although I believe in Karma, I'm still waiting for it to pay up. Everyone is selfish, conniving assholes now, and most wont understand because they make the theory true. It's constantly getting harder and harder to recognize beauty in life, but maybe it's part of growing up. I respect people who respect themselves and their decisions, although I find myself being a hypocrite every so often. I live for dramatic irony and things of the sort. I'm the girl whos horribly cliche and mediocre, but aren't we all? I channel my feelings into my writing, and sometimes, that isn't anywhere near good. I have extraordinarily high standards for everyone else, so if I actually maintain a conversation with you on this horrible site, consider yourself lucky, and I'll consider myself the same. I am a natural pessimist, it's a comfort. I'm complicated as hell, and no one, including myself, can understand me all the time. I know I'm sort of attractive to some, but newsflash: looks only last for so long, and if youre actually reading this thing, you're the kind of person I'd enjoy meeting, so make my life worth it and strike the match of a conversation with me, I may be able to light up your life.
AIM, Facebook, and Myspace, ask for them.
If you're really cool and I really take a liking to you,
I'd love to give you my telephone number, who knows?
I just might serenade you.
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