Hi, my name is Andrew. I'm in love with Taylor. In denial. SHe's my best friend.
So... Forget all the shit under her hack(;
Yep. It's time.. *Indian noises* laolololololalalakolaolaoalbdka. Try to say that. Haha XD
Anywhoreee, this is Heaven. Hacking my number one niggas page. True tea my hoes and broes. Your probably like "The fucks this bitch doing here.?" an I'm gonna tell you why I'm here. *wavy arm dance* long ago, like a month ago I met Andrew.. Again. And I honestly never thought we'd be friends. So I kinda stepped down. NOW. I'm telling all of you IM his BEST FRIEND. so please go beg for someone else's dick. K? K. Your ALWAAAAAYYYS gonna be on a lower scale than ME. get it? Good. Andrew is MY best friend. I think we promised... Did we Andrew? Shit. Here's my promise. I Heaven Taylor promise to always stand by your side and kill every hoe who hurts, tries, or thinks about hurting you. I will always be here. No matter what. And I swear to that. Give me your pinky. *Takes your pinky and wraps it in mine.* yes, I never swear to silly shit. But Andrew *Looks you dead in the eye.* your worth this swear. I swear on everything I promise to always be your best friend and stand by your side for everything. big or liddo. Short or tall, minimal or maximal, hoe or slut, friend or foe, and most importantly love or hate. If you hate me 19384729193 years from now, just know. I'm always your best friend. No matter WHAT you tell any of these little maggots below me(; I swear to never leave your side when times get rough. I vow [lol, marriage ;D jk(;] to never let you walk alone in the valley of the shadow of death. <-- that's what they call it right? Yes! It is! I hope. Anyways back to my promise. I swear no matter what dildo, or artificial pussy gets thrown at us I will still beat that pussy up ;D yeah buddy. I swear that no matter what hoe you pick I will still beat and throw A good long nice lecture in. Cause I mean.. What's a few words of bullying?(; plus They don't come any better than me.(; and I promise to love you forever and stand by your side. Whoops... That sounded uh.. Clingy xD oh well(; you still love me.(: back to the fun shit!(: today I was showing off my gymnastic skills to my neighbors and Dakota.. Oh gawd. XD I did a handstand right? Well it was going good. Until Dakota haaaaad to say "Good job babe!" and he clapped and I did a front flip. And landed on my back-_- I was embarrassed xD but I laughed it off. You know what they say laughter is te best medicine... Except I might need to go to a chiropractor for it c: I actually need to either get the arch in my back redone or fixed. I think I'll get it redone... Just to be safe haha xD "Do you have protection?" "No I don't like guns." LMFAO xD that reminded me of you. C; oh yeah! I sent you that song last night(; yeah you looved it(; even if it was country(; if I can get you to listen to country... And like it. I win. And I DID.<3 WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO HOOO HOOO HOOO(: I'm the winner who gets the prize she's the hoe who needs to die(; I'm soo nice don't chu know? Yea(: you do(: you've seen that soft side of me that nobody really sees. So yeah, your like pretty damn awesome if I can bring that side out in front of you. I always feel weird when I do-_- I don't have a Soft side. Cause why? You ask. Because *war paint applied* I go harder than cold nipples. (; what was our quote? Shit. We made it up while we were skyping... Damn. Do you still have that picture of my green face?<3 haha, that was our first time skyping and you were like yuh so weeyahd <--- australian accent spelling(; it's more ghetto... XD I love your accent. Nawt gonna lie(; it gets me all happy to talk to someone (; haha, I'm sorry this shits taking so long. I fell asleep when I was writing itt.-_- I fall asleep easily now.. I use to have insomnia and now, I have sleepomnia? XD I don't know. Anyways, my dog gets his pins out in 5 weeks I believe.. And in 4 weeks he gets an x ray! Exciting right?<3 yes. Very exhilarating. Oh yeah! I lost the story-_- I'm trying to find my notebook. I can't:( so, I'll probably re write it. I'm a good writer yo. I'm so tireedd. Gawd. But I love you enough to do it while I'm tired.(: so, Andrew, my dearestv assmunching fucking faggot. You Are truly one of the awesomest guys I know. And I don't say that alott. So enjoy it while it lasts(; and your funny as shit bro! XD ":o" LMFAO xD that face... Made my life c: like for serious. Hahaha, I'm dying over here xD I'm alive now..(; I swear someone is here. In my house.-_- im comfortable so I'm not seeing who. They aren't special. Wait... Maybe it's grandpa... He always gives me what I want :D yep. I'm a queen(; don'tcha know(; yes of course you do(; I even have white slaves! We call them brother and sister(; aha, I'm horrible(; I actually love them.. Surprisingly.(; but back to my assmucher. I'm so heavy! Heavy! Heavy in your arms! Bitch! Yeah! Woooooooooh! Baby, Chris brown done gave me some Mutch! Baby! He got me deleted offa twitter! Why wha why wha?! Because girl, girl, I will drag his fucking girlfriend crash can. In this very motha fuckin outfit bitch! Girl what. I will rip ha hair out like chemotherapy ya hear?! You heard me vent about that... The first time we skyped(: jaha, funny shit. And rememeber when i was showing off and I fell down? Onto the floor? And you laughed! Asshole! Apologize! Now!:) haha, it was funny I will agree(: bro! Teenspot is like all fakes now-_- I feel like some of the girls in your personal spot are fake... Js. You need to watch out for them hoes. For serious. Stick to real. Me(; I sag my pants until my ass show! I even slap hoes! Hey, I'm an asshole! Yeyah your parents hate me cause I love you... Tell em I said fuck you! I said fuck you! Yeah(; haha, hopsin(: imma marry him(; jk.. His eyes scare the shit outta me xD. Soo.. This is like the 3rd day I've been working on this hack shit. It's taking a while.. Cause, I'm lame as fuck(;
"Roses are red. Taylor is cute. I am awesome. And did I mention Taylor is cute?(;" haha, thtas going on my wall. Imma decorate my walls. And I'm gonna print a picture of my Teenspot friends and put em on my wall. Youll be' right in the middle. K? K<3 and imma put your liddo quotes around it. "I'm not good in carpentry but you give me the best wood." Lmfao. I died xD that was great(: haha, your so corny. Nigger.(; but Andrew.. "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine fine fine written all over you(;" <3 but forreal doe. <3 oh shit. My back hurts-_- yo! You wanna know why I want a corset so bad? Cause, they can fix my back, posture, weight, and plus my curves will be more defined. So yeah, send me one. Will ya? ;D jk<3 I can steal one from a sex shop. Don'tcha know?(; of course you do. Now<3 my gawd. Riley is here(: she's a nut. That liddo brown dog that I showed you when we were skyping? Yeah. Shes a fucking nut head. She's got down syndrome or something... Haha, but she's still adorable<3 lol. She's chewing on my sisters barbie. Sweet! Ahha, Andrew. I love you c: yous my nigga, hoe, slut, skank, fucker, tramp, drag queen, hooker, and most importantly my best friend. And that's never gonna change! Ever! Never ever ever! So... Your pretty much stuck with me(; and I found the story<333 I am excited to continue writing it(: I think someone should get married in the story... Like in a flashback I'm getting married and there was an article with this sentance "And the brides dress sparkled brighter than the grooms eyes as he saw her emerge from a shower of rose petals." <--- I love that sentence. Like alawt. Haha, but I don't want a sparkly dress.. I want a form fitting at the top and then a liddo bit of poof at the bottom.. But the top would have a liddo bit sparkles and the back of the dress would be cut out but not all the way, and it'd be white as snow c: or I can get an older wedding dress. There's one at this antique place from 1949 it's beautiful. Old but still a doll. Like my grandma(; ahha, my family is actually really pretty. If I do say so myself.... Anyways. I think this hack is long enough,(; it's probabLy only like 3 sentences on the personal spot but it's long enough for me.(; imma need you to get done with your football shit. Cause you needs to text me. K?<3 k.(: soo.. This is it i guess.. Jk(; haha, Andrew I love you.<3
well, hurry and put my picture with it.<3
Kbye(:
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Now everyone take some time out to look at this girl, Her name is Tatiana. She truley is the love of my life. The amount of stuff that we have been through together and all of my bullshit that she puts up with is unbeliveable. She is one in a trillion, so that means you would need to times the world's population by 143 (yes i did the math)to find another girl like her. So in other words, you WILL NOT FIND another girl like her. I love you so much Tatiana and i will never stop. <3<3<3
MY ONE AND ONLY
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Hello fellow creepers! <3
This is Andrew's Best Friend hacking his awesome-ass pagee!
There are so many words to describe Andrew Bristow.... most of them are good ;) haha jokes <3
I have known This mofo for about 6 months? maybe more.. i forget ^.^ anywhoo, i've known him for a very long time! and I think its safe to say that he is the most caring person i know! I bet u get that a lot :/ but i mean it! We have gone through so much! and have so much history together! I will always care about you Andrew and just remember that you are the #1 guy in my life right now :) I love him til death! and maybe even past that!! nothing, and i mean NOTHING! can break what we have... our bond is like superglue yo! seriouslyy!! i got that shit on my fingers once! Took me 20 mins to get it off! then my fingers burned for like half an hour afterwards! THAT SHIT BE FOREALZ! hahaha <3 well i think i made my point :P So just remember to add him as a friend!! Just by clicking one button, u can gain a forever lasting friendship with an amazing guy <3 Love you Andrew :) <3
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HACKS:
Heyy this is Andrews bestfriend hacking this shit
Soo what to say about Andrew.. Well he's amazing! Well ive known him for a couple months now and
He's been with me through some of the hardest things and he is always here if I need somebody to talk to! He is the only person that can make me laugh on the worst days and he's my bestfriend for that yea he's cute I think we all got that but hes got a girlfriend that hes happy with so if any of yall mess that up i will personally beat your ass! he has a crazy personality but he can make you laugh until you cry with the dumbest things! We have sooo many inside jokes and most times I'm just like wtf! And he graffs and draws like me!!! Which makes him 1000x cooler then any of you:p (i finally got my kangaroo!!!!<3)Haha but for real Andrew you are my best friend and I'm always here for you! Even at 6am when I'm half asleep! Haha you've helped me through so much and I needa thank you for that! When I had nobody to talk to I went to you and you made me think different about myself and made me feel better<3 Ok now I guess it's time for the whole threat thing... If any of you hurt him or upset him or make him sad or make him frown I will find you and beat your ass into orange juice pulp! I don't care if your bigger then me! I can still beat your ass! ha well I'm running outta stuff to say so I guess imma go! I LOVE YOU ANDREW/THUNDER BUDDY/SHOT BUDDY/BIG BRO<3
And again thank you for everything!!
Oh and you have been hacked by
Alissa Christine Garrison
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______ Jess's Hack ______
Where to begin?
I've known Andrew for a few days now.. just kidding I've known him for like 7 months
and i defiantly don't regret getting to know him.. if you haven't yet DO IT he's an amazing friend
he's probably one of the best listeners and gives great advice, can trust him with anything .<3
He's gonna become a world wide famous rapper one day so just watch ouuuut;D
He's Australian so he talks like this "gid'ay mate gonna go get some feeesh and cheeps" haha
He's one of my very best friends, helped me through ALOT..
although he's a bad influence and will probably get you arrested or something.. just kidding haha or am i?
he's like addicted to South Park.. but if you don't watch it 'your gonna have a bad time' :P
if you fuck with him I'LL COME AFTER YOU.. cause I'm real scary ;D
he owes me a REAL penguin.. I've been waiting so long so "on ya bike Mike" hahaha
He acts like he doesn't like Drake.. but he does. He admited he likes one of his songs..
and just as i was writing this he asked if he was on a tv show:P coincidence? i think not.
He's gonna come see me soon so we can get high and do some cray shit! (i know you love the word cray)
he has SWAG ;D love his styleeee,
and is real ruthless.. even though he go's for a less amazing rugby league team CRONULLA SHARKS FO
LIFE BROOO<3 :P
ANYWAY think I've taken up enough space.. for now haha
I love you and your spelling..
you're freakn awesome and cool and adorable and a homo sorry had to put at least one insult in there:P
don't know what id do without your weirdness
hacked at 10:30pm 17-7-2012
byeeee
<3 <3 <3
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Oh, So Haii Guys & Girls.
It's Sky hacking this Most Amazing Guy Page.
I've only known this Kid for a while now, and this is BEST*friend. He knows exactly the right things to make you smile your face off, this boy is making me fall for him like legit though. but We have the most amazing convos ever.<3
I Love this Boy so much, Andrew yooour the besssssssst eveeer, thanks so much for being there for me when i need you. so i still need to come over and cuddle and smoke weed with you all night and day<3.
My Smoking Buddy. Oh did i mention that this boy is so fucking Cuteeeeeeeeee like seriously he is, and if you girls dont think so, than you got some serious problems!
He got me into one of my New Favorite bands, and we have the same taste in Music, which is rare to find in my friends these days.
Let me tell you, if any of you try to Mess with him, You will have to go through me first, I'll have his back through thick and thin, and hopefully he will have mine also.
Alright well, imma go now.
Love you Bessssstfriend/Smoking Buddddy.<3 (:
Love, Sky:3 <3
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GIGI'S HACK
Hi! Hola! Bonjur ^.^
Whats upp peoplezzz!! This is Gigi hacking little Andrew
Hmm... There"s so much to say about him, idont know where 2 start!!
Well, lets see. Andrew is one of the nicest boys that ive ever met BY FAR! We havent known each other for that long but O already love him!! Well, i kinda have to since hes my sisters boyfriend
Andrew is my family now so if any of u -insert mean name here- do anything to hurt him, i will: Find ur house, stalk u for a week && torture u for the rest of your life!!! Tee hee c:
But yeah... If ur looking for a new friend, Andrew is ur man )
Soooo.. Just remember that Gigi WILL BE WATCHING
Mmkayy. I think i have enufff now so imm gonna leave i alone
Bye!!<33
PS: All u chickies need 2 stop flirting cuz hes T-A-K-E-N
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HEYY bitches make way Savannah's gotta hack this shit!
Where do I start.
Alright so iv only known this guy about a day and already he seems like a pretty legit guy.
And have to say he is boss when it comes to writing raps! He's in love with this girl and it's pretty cute cause he doesn't shut up about her but that's what you do when you love someone..
He has a pretty cute looking dog that I'm thinking about stealing cause that's what happens when your my friend.
Shit starts disappearing ! But real talk this guy is perty damn cool gonna say glad I met him gotta feeling were gonna be some good as friends.
Even tho he has this werid obsession with 360 when clearly Mac miller is the g! But seriously get to know this mofo you won't be disappointed !! Nuff said now go make me a cookie ...
-saviee
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Hey this is Nicole on your page
this kid here is pretty amazing I always enjoy talking to him
he is going to achieve so much in life
just remember to dream big
even though we live so far away from one another, it feels you live alot closer
you always seem to know what to say
I'm so happy you found your other half :)
you deserve nothing but the upmost happiness in life
I'm glad you found someone to share those memories with
ill always be here for you just a simple message away
I am so glad we still talk
Your one of a kind
thank you for being in my life.
Ill add more later
:)Nicole
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THE MUSIC THAT MAKES MY LIFE EASIER.
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