SxaxrxaxH> I hate you.
Mr_G0d> I hate you more!
SxaxrxaxH> I hate you the most.
Mr_G0d> I hate you the mostest.
SxaxrxaxH> ily.;o
Mr_G0d> ily2. o;
BUST_A_CAP_FOR_KWANZAA> no girl i've been with has ever had an orgasm!
BUST_A_CAP_FOR_KWANZAA> wait....
BUST_A_CAP_FOR_KWANZAA> oh man
BUST_A_CAP_FOR_KWANZAA> =(
VlRGlN> Everyone
VlRGlN> I have an announcement to make
VlRGlN> I HAVE A GF
Fleener> You're finally coming out?
Dipesh> WTF
Fleener> BS.
DanyeIIe> WHAT THE FUCK
Dipesh> OHSHITASSDA
Dipesh Quit (Web Browser closed)
DanyeIIe> ROFL
Fleener> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, FGT.
DanyeIIe> SIMON, ARE YOU LYING?
CalvinK-Iine> It works on two levels. The first being, I hold the K-line record for TS, and the second, I am actually a model for CK.
Devander> How can you hold the k-line record when you were only a member for 3 days..
/ignore #Advice
Mark has left the room
AvriI_Lavigne> the $5 note has a picture of the queen's neck being a whale sucking a penis.
Dipesh> Which one has a pic of Steve Irwin?
Dipesh> Or Rolf Harris?
bran> brenton took the weekend off
bran> he went to get married
DanyeIIe> Married?!
Agh> Married?
DanyeIIe> BRENTON? MARRIED?!
bran> cali now allows gay marriages
bran> :)
Bouncer> who is a royal dick
CalvinK-Iine> That says something about her taste in men. >.>
Mark> CalvinK-Iine, not everyone has your taste in men.
CalvinK-Iine> Mark, I've already said I'd tap you.
DanyeIIe> Ekin, that was NOTHING.
DanyeIIe> Mark OWNED you.
DanyeIIe> Nothing you could say now can make that go away.
Pinky_WithoutThe_Brain> I thought you were in India, Dip. o.o Is that part of the UK?
Pinky_WithoutThe_Brain> I'm no good with geometry.
Pinky_WithoutThe_Brain> =/
This one's long but it made me giggle nonetheless.
Fleener> Yesterday.. a turkey was in the middle of the road.
DanyeIIe> A TURKEY?
Fleener> Then a car was drifting to my side of the road.
DanyeIIe> WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD
DanyeIIe> SOFINSDO;FICNDOIHNSUBR
Fleener> Then today I had to swerve to miss a raccoon.
Fleener> My mother had this happen once.
DanyeIIe> what's with the animals
Fleener> She almost was in three accidents.
Fleener> Then a week later....
Fleener> BAM!
DanyeIIe> And wtf is with the turkey?
DanyeIIe> WHY WAS THERE A TURKEY ON THE ROAD
obnoxi0us> Should have hit it, and put it in the back.
Fleener> On my thirteenth birthday, we were in a horrible crash.
Fleener> BECAUSE IT WAS CROSSING THE DAMN STREET.
DanyeIIe> WHAT THE FUCK
DanyeIIe> KIND OF TURKEY
DanyeIIe> CROSSES THE DAMN ROAD
Fleener> Anyways. I think these are my signs and I'll crash soon.
obnoxi0us> Should have hit it, and put it in the back.
Fleener> A FUCKING TURKEY, OMG.
Fleener> WHY IS A TURKEY NOT ALLOWED TO WALK?
DanyeIIe> ONLY CHICKEN'S CROSS THE ROAD
obnoxi0us> Should have hit it, and put it in the back.
DanyeIIe> TURKEYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FUCKING CROSS THE ROAD.
Fleener> Ekin, stfu, you ho.
Fleener> WHY THE FUCK NOT.
obnoxi0us> Dewd, that's dinner!
Fleener> ALL ANIMALS CROSS A ROAD EVENTUALLY.
DanyeIIe> AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS IS WEIRD THAT A TURKEY WAS CROSSING THE ROAD
ApollosMuse> I thought that was the chicken's job?
Fleener> YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP.
DanyeIIe> DAVE.
DanyeIIe> ILY
Bouncer> i love you too
Hermaphrodite-> HI HUSBAND.
Ah-Ron> HI WIFE!
LOVE_MACHlNE> HI FGT
Tarou> Hi.?
Dipesh> My dog couldn't walk today.
DanyeIIe> What's wrong with him?
EvilMonkey-> He can't walk, bitch.
EvilMonkey-> God damn.
DanyeIIe> ...
DanyeIIe> No shit.
Dipesh> Back legs fucking up.
DanyeIIe> Arthritis?
Dipesh> Common problem.
Dipesh> I'm not sure.
Dipesh> I'll go ask him.
DanyeIIe> Good job.
EvilMonkey-> Why don't you just buy one of those badass dog wheelchair walker things for him, Vandam?
DanyeIIe> They're pretty sweet, hey Todd.
EvilMonkey-> Hi, Danyelle.
EvilMonkey-> o.o
DanyeIIe> You missed it..
EvilMonkey-> Huh?
DanyeIIe> It was more of a "hey todd" like "don't you agree"
DanyeIIe> ...
EvilMonkey-> Oh.
EvilMonkey-> Agree with what? o.o
DanyeIIe> "They're pretty sweet"
EvilMonkey-> What the fuck is sweet?
DanyeIIe> Sweet jesus.
DanyeIIe> OMFG.
EvilMonkey-> I am so god damn lost.
DanyeIIe> EvilMonkey-> Why don't you just buy one of those badass dog wheelchair walker things for him, Vandam?
EvilMonkey-> OH.
EvilMonkey-> Yeah, they're cool.
DanyeIIe> Todd.
EvilMonkey-> Yes?
DanyeIIe> How are you feeling today?
DanyeIIe> Light's on but nobody's home.
EvilMonkey-> I'm alright.
EvilMonkey-> Rofl. Fuck you.
DanyeIIe> I giggled so hard.
EvilMonkey-> You're giggling at his dog dying? o.o
EvilMonkey-> That's fucked.
DanyeIIe> No, Todd.
DanyeIIe> I'm giggling at the joke I made.
EvilMonkey-> What joke?
EvilMonkey-> About the wheelchair?
EvilMonkey-> You are a confusing fucking person, Danyelle. =/
DanyeIIe> I'm sorry, Todd.
EvilMonkey-> For what?
SINDER3LLA> i dropped my keyboard trying to rofl
eva-cellardoor> wow, i used to hate danyelle before because she was just annoying. but she's a
horrible, horrible person.
DanyeIIe> SWEET DREAMS.
Prometheus> only if they're of u ;)
[I stole this from Sarah's page]
You know you're Australian if:
1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".
2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.
4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.
5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something legal such as watering the garden.
6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.
7. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
8. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.
9. You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".
10. You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff".
11. You believe the "l" in the word "Australia" is optional.
12. You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."
13. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
14. You call your best friend "a total bastard" but someone you really, truly despise is just "a bit of a bastard".
15. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
16. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
17. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.
18. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".
19. You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread.
20. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
21. Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course.
22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.
23. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.
24. You still don't get why the "Labor" in "Australian Labor Party" is not spelt with a "u".
25. You wear ugh boots outside the house.
26. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.
27. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.
28. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
29. You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "scuse me" is always polite.
30. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
31. You understand that "you" has a plural and that it's "youse".
32. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.
33. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.
34. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call "Anzac cookies".
35. You still think of Kylie as "that girl off Neighbours".
36. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.
37. You believe the phrase "smart casual" refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered.
38. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.
39. When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.
40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.
41. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants.
42. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says "cobber".
43. And you will immediately show this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand.
There's roughly a 90% chance if you saw me chatting in one of the rooms, you didn't like what you saw.
I'm not too much of a nice person, you'll notice this pretty quickly. My reasoning for this?
I do not like people. When I don't like people, I have a hard time trying to find a reason to be nice to them. Nor do I often care enough to bother trying to find a reason. So, needless to say, I'm not nice to many people.
There are very few people I like, even fewer people I care about. Chances are you don't fall under either of those.
But those whom I do give a shit about, I care about a lot. But right now that list doesn't consist of more than about 3 people.
I'm quite opinionated, very honest and blunt. Sometimes I suppose that comes across as arrogance, but I don't particularly care. I'm not here to impress.
I've been told that I come across as a cold hearted bitch, as well as a horrible person. I get called these names like they expect me to change. Poor children. I won't change for anyone. No one who lacks the significance anyway. No amount of name calling and insults towards my personality will motivate me to change.
There is only one person I would change for, and I do not need to change for them. They like me the way I am. So, call me all the names you want. Keep going until your face turns blue. It will be in vain. :]
Danyelle, you're worth it! (L'oreal)
Danyelle, she's grrrrrrreat! (Frosties)
I'd rather have a bowl of Danyelle! (Coco Pops)
Maybe she's born with it? maybe its Danyelle! (Mabelline)
The future's bright the future's Danyelle! (Orange)
Danyelle, I'M LOVIN' IT! (McDonalds)
Because wives are heroes! (Iceland)
Probably the best wife in the world (Carlsberg)
The joy of Dany! (Pepsi)
Danyelle, just do it! (Nike)
Perfect for you (Wella)
Have a break, have a Danyelle (Kitkat)
You can't resist the Dany (Twister)
Ah, Dany (Bisto)
Snap, Crackle and Dany! (Rice Krispies)
Ok, a "New York minute," is a second because New York is supposedly a really fast paced city.
I can't wait to see your hair in purple... I expect it to be the secks!
This girl is deffinately not retarded... She's taking 2 college courses that cram a semester into 8 weeks and 6 weeks. English and sociology... I helped her with her English homework last night... It was pretty intense. We had to combine 4 sentences using 2 apositives, an adjective clause and an adverb clause. She's a smart cookie, she's not all ditzy and shiiz and she has a really hot voice too... I think I'm doing pretty well with her, I'm probably in her mind right now like bawlz in yo' mouf! Hahaha
Consider this an early birthday present, Dany... You're easily in the top 3 most awesome girls I've ever met... 3 being a liberal number. I love you to pieces and I pray that we get to meet one day. It takes a really good friend to put a smile on my face with a comment on Teenspot. You're very special Dany, and I can only hope that I'll someday meet a girl half as awesome as you.
Sure, you big, scary hairy man... I'd bone you in a New York minute... By the way, isn't that a pretty charming expression? The New York minute thing... Not the... Other... Thing.
So anyway... What's got you so damn happy? You little fun-haver! God, I miss you, Dany! Yeah, send me my goodies ASAP, Bitch! I needs me duh Tim-Tams, er whatever they're called. There's a new girl... A pretty fucking hot 1 at that. Her name's Audrey, she's almost 19 and lives about an hour away. I think I want her, Dany... Like, seriously. Not just a latest lust sort of thing. I've only known her like a week, but I haven't found anything I dislike about her yet, which you well know is an accomplishment lol. I'm getting a car soon, money's rolling in, I'm going to visit my family up in Oregon soon, I'm just busier than a cat trying to cover shit on a frozen pond... And if that first phrase wasn't charming enough, I know that last one will stick to you lol. :D
I can't wait to hear the good news. The bird story is sad, but funny lol. That poor bird. Hahaha.
I'm about to go touch myself to your photobuckets now. I'll talk to you soon, I hope.
What do you consider heavy drinking? O.o
Don't make saving your money a burden(If your shoes are jacked, buy new ones). Once I get a truck, things are going to get a lot more easy. Once the economy picks up again, I'm going to be making serious money. When that time comes, I'll just plan a vacation to Australia. That quote is proof of your homosexuality. :D
I guess that's one of those things that I adore about you though lol. Talk again soon.
Just keep doing what you're doing... I guess it's working out for you. I hate seeing you a mess.
I've been a moderator for a rotten break up. Been working a ton. Drinking a lot, playing tons of video games and darts. I'm looking at trucks, saving money and creating whatever mischeif I think I can get away with. :D
Nice to finaly hear from you again. Soooo much has been going on lately. It's insane how busy I've been. I'm no where near complaining either lol. Totally loving it! Now, what put you in such a splendid mood? Did you tap that shit, Dear? The new pictures are the sex. I love your lips. Keep up the hotness!
Okay so.
/whois Sean.DanysVoiceComments.LinkMeToHim.pl0xnth0x.
HOLY MOTHER OF BALLS. He sounds hott.
So very hott.
And like. I just took a sleeping pill.
I wonder if it is going to work or not.
We'll find out soooon.
We have to skype sometime soon.
Deal?
Kthnksilooooveyouu.
You're so gorgeous.
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I was on Skype last night and sent you a text. I don't think it went through though. My phone was being gay all day yesterday. Hopefully we can skypesterbate again soon though. I updated my profile... Go check out my, "About Me" section... You'll probably like it lol.
Figure out when your shift starts and ends for Thursday and Friday. I may actually be able to get on Wednesday night(tomorrow). Lol, I bet the people that I don't know too well have a hard time imagining me being nice. Hahaha, I love you, Dany. You're just so chill and sweet. I need to go back to work now though. Talk to you later, Dear.
