Her daddy gave her her first pony Then told her to ride She climbed high in that saddle Fell I don't know how many times He taught her a lesson that she learned Maybe a little too well
Cowgirls don't cry, ride, baby, rideLessons in life are gonna show you in timeSoon enough you gonna know whyIt's gonna hurt every now and thenIf you fall get back on againCowgirls don't cry
She grew up, she got married Never was quite rightShe wanted a house, a home and babiesHe started comin' home late at nightShe didn't let him see it break her heartShe didn't let him see her fall apart
'Cause cowgirls don't cry, ride, baby, rideLessons in life are gonna show you in timeSoon enough you're gonna know whyIt's gonna hurt every now and thenIf you fall get back on againCowgirls don't cry
Phone rang early one mornin'Her momma's voice, she'd been cryin'Said it's your daddy, you need to come homeThis is it, I think he's dyin'She laid the phone down by his headLast words that he said
Cowgirl don't cry, ride, baby, rideLessons in life show us all in timeToo soon God will let you know whyIf you fall get right back onThe Good Lord calls everybody homeCowgirl don't cry
(:
Well I ain’t never been the barbie doll type
No I can’t swig that sweet champagne,
I’d rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a
4 wheel drive tailgate
I’ve got posters on my wall of Skynard,
Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me but I don’t
give a rip
I’ll stand barefooted in my own front yard
with a baby on my hip
Cause I’m a redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keepin’ it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Victoria’s Secret, well their stuff’s real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
No I don’t need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I’m trashy, A little too hard core
But in my neck of the woods I’m just the girl next door
Hey I’m redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I’m redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol’ Bocephus song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I Said Hell Yeah
:P
You boys ever met a real country girl?
Talkin, true blue, out in the woods, down home, country girl
She's a hot little number in her pick-up truck
Daddy's sweet money done jacked it up
She's a party-all-nighter from South Carolina, a bad mamajama from down in Alabama
She's a raging cajun, a lunatic from Brunswick, juicy Georgia peach
With a thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk, brother she's all
Country, (shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised, she ain't afraid to stay, country
Brother she's country
A hell raisin sugar when the sun goes down, mama taught her how to rip up a town
Honey dripping honey from the hollerin Kentucky, getcha flippin kinda trippie like a Mississippi hippie,
She's a Kansas princess, crazy mother trucker, undercover lover
Thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk,
Brother she's all
Country (shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised, she ain't afraid to stay, country
Nothin but country
(Thick southern drawl)
(Sexy swing and walk)
(Aw show 'em how a country girl does it one time now)
Brother she's country, from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
Nothin but country
Yea yeayeaaa
She's country (shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised she ain't afraid to stay, country
Yea she's nothing but country
She's all about the country
From the backwoods she's a homegrown, down to the bone, she's country
:D
Cant concentrate on the preacher preachin
My attention spans done turned off
I want in on that angel singing up there in the choir oh!
She's got her daddy's money
Her momma's good looks
Full of laughs and a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dianomite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her momma's good looks
And look who's looking at me
Her second cousin was my third grade teacher
I use to cut her grandmaw's grass
Back then she was nothing but knees and elbows
Golly did she grow up fast!
Her momma's good looks
Full of laughs and a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dianomite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her momma's good looks
And look who's looking at me
Lord if ya got any miracles handy, Maybe you could grant me one
Just let me walk down the aisle and say I do to that angel with the choir robe on
She's got her daddy's money
Her momma's good looks
Full of laughs and a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dianomite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her momma's good looks
And look who's looking at me
She's got her daddy's money
Her momma's good looks
And she's looking at me
Yeah!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
(: I Love the person I am :D
They say life is so much sweeter
Through the telephoto lens of fame
Around here you get just as much attention
Cheerin' at the high school football game
I dreamed of going to Nashville
Put my money down and placed my bet
But I just got the first buck of the season
I made the front page of the Turnertown Gazette
Every last one, route one, rural heart's
Got a story to tell
Every grandma, in-law, ex-girlfriend
Maybe knows it just a little too well
Whether you're late for church
Or you're stuck in jail
Hey, word's gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town
Tyler and Casey broke up
It ended pretty quietly
And we heard he was caught red-handed with her mama
So that's just what they let us all believe
Every last one, route one, rural heart's
Got a story to tell
Every grandma, in-law, ex-girlfriend
Maybe knows it just a little too well
Whether you're late for church
Or you're stuck in jail
Hey, word's gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town
Well, baby who needs their faces in a magazine?
Me and you, we've been stars in this town since we were seventeen
Let's go on down to the quick stop
Wear your yellow shades and I'll put on my tight jeans
And we'll just spend the weekend burnin' rubber
And we'll let 'em point and stare in disbelief
'Cause every last one, route one, rural heart's
Got a story to tell
Every grandma, in-law, ex-girlfriend
Maybe knows it just a little too well
Whether you're late for church
Or you're stuck in jail
Hey, word's gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town
Everybody dies famous in a small town
I'm CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well It took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates
I saw her mustang
And my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool
So I walked right in barehanded
She was on his arm while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do
She kissed him while I got a beer
She didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex girlfriend
I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk
She came across kinda cheap to me
But hey hows that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl
To step up to the plate
I wanna Pitch
Little Bitch
Well those pretty girls can play their game
But their damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
Well I started throwing things and
I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give it a second thought to being thrown in jail
Well baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
And I was mad as hell
Well those pretty girls they're all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
(: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ain't the kind you take home to mama
I ain't the kind to wear no ring
Somehow I always get stronger
When I'm on my second drink
Even though I hate to admit it
Sometimes I smoke cigarettes
Christian folks say I should quit it
I just smile and say, "God bless"
'Cause I heard Jesus, He drank wine
I bet we'd get along just fine
He could calm a storm and heal the blind
And I bet He'd understand a heart like mine
Daddy cried when he saw my tattoo
Said, he loved me anyway
My brother got the brains of the family
So I thought I'd learn to sing
'Cause I heard Jesus, He drank wine
And I bet we'd get along just fine
He could calm a storm and heal the blind
And I bet He'd understand a heart like mine
I'll fly away from it all one day
I'll fly away
These are the days that I will remember
When my names called on a roll
They'll meet me with two long stem glasses
Make a toast to me coming home
'Cause I heard Jesus, He drank wine
And I bet we'd get along just fine
He could calm a storm and heal the blind
And I bet He'd understand
Understand a heart like mine, oh yes, He would
(I'M GONNA LOVE YOU LIKE NEVER BEFORE)
You don't need a girl like me
I've got bruises you can't see
And when the lights go out
I won't be around
You don't need a girl like me
You can't have a heart like mine
But you can hold it for a while
and when the lights go out
I won't be around
You can't have a heart like mine
There's a rule that goes unwritten
And I break it from time to time
If you're fool enough to listen
Then I'm fool enough to lie
That's the kind of girl I am
I take off before I land
And even though you think you can
You can't change the way I am
Cause the rule remains unwritten
I still break it from time to time
If you're fool enough to listen
Then I'm fool enough to lie
You can't change the way I am
You don't need a girl like me |
