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2mg85ms.jpgMr. Joseph Charles Westwood
19+Single
My name of course, is Joeseph, though obviously. I'm often referred to as
Joe, or as Hollywood says, Captain Jackoff Sparrow, or even simply, fag.
When it comes to ambitions, mine are pretty clear. As a music technology
student, I hope to one day leave the actual world, and enter the world of
talented musicians, like myself. Right now, I'd have to say that music
is partially taking up my time, or if not even that, all of my time.

I'M A FLAMING HOMO, SAID HOLLYWOOD(:

As for my personality, of course. I'm not the best at first impressions,
and sometimes I can even come on as an asshole, speaking from personal
experience. But lets be honest; I'm not here to impress anyone. What's to
impress, anyway? Half of you on this site are fake anyway, and the other half
of you probably don't deserve what I have to offer.
Let it be known. I'm not mean, just honest.

If you have further questions, feel free to ask me.
1-800-I love Hollywood ext. 69

 About Me
Music. Mates. Singing. Keyboard and piano. Sequencing. Music Production. Books. Philosophy. Myths and legends. Reading and writing. Movies. Quotes. Horror. Adventure. Anime films. All night xbox sessions; GOW, COD, Devil May Cry, GTA IV. Being Epic. Planet. Beer. Smokes. Washing machines.

I do vocals and make bear-like screams.







Just weird things that we happened to find amusing.






 Specifics
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Location: United Kingdom
Birthday: November 30, 1988
 Interests
Music: RECENTLY:
ALEXISONFIRE
AS I LAY DYING
ATREYU
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
BRING ME THE HORIZON
CITY AND COLOUR
A DAY TO REMEMBER
DROP DEAD, GORGEOUS
EMAROSA
FOUR YEAR STRONG
HADOUKEN!
I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
MUSE
PENDULUM
THE SECRET HANDSHAKE
SLIPKNOT
UNDEROATH
YOU ME AT SIX
People: fucc4p.jpg
This just shows how short I am.
And that I have a friend called Ginger John.

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Joe - "Lewis smile, Im taking a picture."
Lewis - "JOE IM GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF."

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She's not as tall as me, she was standing on a chair.
Jade is lovelyyyy :))
 Member Facts
Join Date: June 1, 2008
Profile Views: 2342
Total Logins: 78
Last Active: 13 days ago
 Latest Comments
linzbby- July 24, 2008 11:17 AM
haii.
you're on my friends list, but i don't think we've ever talked before.

i'm lindsey. :]

how are you doingg?
HollywoodRIOT July 20, 2008 08:34 PM
haiiii faaaag(:
August-Rush July 9, 2008 06:51 PM
hello there, I'm Felicity. Thanx for the add Joe. So, how are you doing?
crude_40oz_punk_junkie July 5, 2008 10:09 PM
hey whats up?
Toraa July 5, 2008 05:04 AM
awwh well the 10 year old emos arent thatt badd

youcould give them a tryy

= ]

and i'm sooo almost at wonderlanddd

i can smeel it
karicakes July 3, 2008 07:47 PM
hey darling
how are you?
im kari
HollywoodRIOT July 3, 2008 06:38 PM
LOLOLZZZ "im a flaming homo"

i wonder who did that ((((:
HollywoodRIOT July 3, 2008 06:23 PM
Actually, my name isn't hollie (: or holly (:

SO, I'm the only girl named hollywood that you know,.
._. i think

and becauseim happy, sick and sad.
(: make sense?


wtf, youre alwayssss tired.

HAAAY. GET ON MSN.
thanks (:
HollywoodRIOT July 3, 2008 06:04 PM
lmao.
hahha.
you turned around even though we live 38457345 miles away? (:

and I'm wonderful :]
just sick and horrible.
meh

how are you?
(:
oh and yes, this comment is much nicer.
you managed to not even add an insult :D


p.s. was this comment nicer than normal? :))
smilesunshine- July 3, 2008 05:45 PM
haha oh really?
i like AMP
idk if you people have it over there!

oh its okay
id lurk even if you were telling secrets :D

evennnning
and thats cool, i dont have a job, im too lazy, way way lazy
but im good, just sitting here!
smilesunshine- July 3, 2008 05:34 PM
haha i like vodka but i hate redbull
its really nasty
i just like the commericals!

and yesss i saw, i'm a lurk xD
but hiii how are you!?
Toraa July 3, 2008 05:40 AM
it just coms outt

and indielandss almost as good as wonderand

but not there just yettt

been out with any 10 year old emos latelyy? = ]
smilesunshine- July 2, 2008 09:05 PM
want some redbull with vodka? :)
HollywoodRIOT July 2, 2008 08:18 PM
lolol.

k
night fag
(:
HollywoodRIOT July 2, 2008 07:37 PM
._.
they need love, yes.
not sexual intimacy.
.____.

-.- its beyond sick
and i really dont want to hear about your 'potty" needs.


and.w
wtfwtfwtf
child molestor?

.___. you know.
im still a minor.

;]



JAYKAY
JAYKAY
JAYKAY
HollywoodRIOT July 2, 2008 07:26 PM
lmao, k.

._.
ew, fucking sickass.

you like old women?
D:


hahah.
actually ive realized that the day we started talking.
HollywoodRIOT July 2, 2008 07:17 PM
wtf? ._.
no no
i have done that.
there are no laws lol





oh
its 7:17 pm heree.

._.
HollywoodRIOT July 2, 2008 06:54 PM
Wtf, you confused me.

fag, wtf.
YOU'RE HARDLY EVER NICE.
D:

lmao.
wth. Honestly, I'd go in my boxers too if you woke up .___.

What time is it thereee?
HollywoodRIOT July 2, 2008 06:45 PM
WAIT WAIT WAIT
no im not
nevermind
._.
HollywoodRIOT July 2, 2008 06:45 PM
lmao @ the lame comments to yourself.

Oh pft.
Doesn't matter.
The last part adds "flare" to your profile
[:

and no no no
you're not famous.
i just thought that. this moment should be treasured.
knowing that i might never hear anything like that coming from you again.

._. im still signed into your profile.
[: ahahah

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