>>> Join TeenSpot Now!  
Home People Profiles Chat Boards Messages Music Movies Real Life Contests
 CaptainAwesome



20 / M / US

Mood: 'Sall good.
Music: I know how to count all de way to schfifty-five.

Offline


View more pictures

Send Private Message

Add as Friend
Ignore Member
Report This Profile
Recommend to Friend
Rate This Member


55555

 Random Pictures


That shit's heavy but wonderfully badass. Belongs the heck to Cherish.
10 comments


That's Eb down there on my crotch. He was my first french kiss.
5 comments


My eyes look all cocained-up, but nice emo hair.
10 comments
 Newest Friends
beckayyyx
KARINA12
Sheckler127
sln_
YouWasntFamous

307 total friends!    View all friends

 Personal Space

oseass7.gif

Oh, and to be different, I will totally do nudes. Maybe. Maybe.


Whenever you read something I type, read it with a Spanish accent.


It will be sexier and more accurate.


If you ask and I like you enough, I'll hurt my brain and put you on my "interests" list.

Time to explain-a something.


I will not add you if:
1. You glorify drugs or alcohol in your profile or pictures. It's disgusting, and I'm not cool with it. I'm sorry.
2. Your profile is private. I like to know what I'm getting into and I don't support exclusion or censorship.
3. You have no picture. I like to know what this no-doubt wonderful person looks like.
4. You already have a profile on my friends list. Come on dude, one is more than enough.
5. Your pictures aren't you. It's easy to tell.


I'll add boys and girls that meet this criteria, but I'm straight only. And I'll delete you if you decide to not be chatty for like a month.

 About Me
n559871082_150564_6937.jpg
This is my Kelley. That's with a second "e."
We exchange butterflies and pagespace.
I think if the sandwich kingdom existed, she'd rule the whole thing.
She's a fiery lovecake and if i ever need cream cheese, she's my go-to gal.
*heartgasm*
 Specifics
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Location: United States
Birthday: February 14, 1988
 Interests
Music: I like it all if it makes me feel something.
Television: large_7335ffe84b3d284334a9429e1758ad81.jpg
This is Christina and even if she can't spell Captain, she is much more than something special, no matter what she thinks.
I'm totally going to get a stuffed animal like her made.
And she's too good for like, everyone.
Movies: I like ones that make me laugh.
People: large_766de94d9c05e2f2c3e3341a154b2aab.jpg
MY COATS! I luff her. I'm always going to be there to help you dear because you're right there for me as well.
Maybe I'll take you to California, haha.
Books: If Christopher Walken writes one, I'm all over it.
Places: Places with foooooood. So hungry.
Foods: medium_2b465a1c8823cd860b738a31c827829d.jpg
So if there were anyone I could truthfully say I can't live without, she's the one.
I'm totally into Cherish pudding. And she is way too far away. heartsandheartsandhearts for you my loveeeeee
You're so far ahead at the top of my heart, if you fall you'll land in a coma :)
Drinks: Same as foods! Except alcohol. Boring straightedge here.
Sports: I love exercising. I love all sports.

I have to. Because I love food.

But to be specific, I am a skater boiiiiii and I love throwing balls at others.
Other: medium_089fd7580e267de75f015af3cc9e195b.jpg
Even if I don't get my own written section on her page, she's still cool enough to get one on mine. This is Amber, my Pop-Tarts.
I call her that because she's sweet and filled with fruit?
I actually have no reason.
She used to live five minutes away but now it's across a state.
But that's okay. A picnic is planned.
 Member Facts
Join Date: November 4, 2006
Profile Views: 8461
Total Logins: 2221
Last Active: 20 hours ago
 Latest Comments
princessleiatrina October 6, 2008 01:58 PM
Dear Mr Captain of my heart...it has been so very long. Where have you been? The kids miss you, come home.
XxRetro_MassacrexX September 20, 2008 09:19 PM
HEY HEY HEY....no really, hey
whats been going down
or up lol idk
depends on how life has been going for you
and idk what been up or down with you because
i havent talk to you in like forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheckler127 September 4, 2008 02:48 PM
whyy helloo there
my names ellie
whatsupp?
Nikki-RAWR-Face September 3, 2008 08:33 PM
haha wow

aint i one lucky gal, all granted with ur randomness powers now lol
YouWasntFamous September 3, 2008 05:26 PM
heyyy(:

im Cecilia.
(suh-seal-ee-uh)

whats new?
aalexx__ September 2, 2008 02:36 AM
hahhahaha

i learned time in japanese in schoool.
XxRetro_MassacrexX August 31, 2008 11:08 PM
aww can i have it back
i need that to do like...ya know, nose stuff!!
grr
burning_nebraska_jazz August 31, 2008 11:30 AM
hi jared and thank you sweetie,
yes that is my real name with 2Zs like it?
well anytime you want to talk, dont be a stranger
Beeech August 31, 2008 09:11 AM
Haha, okay. And I'm pretty sure you did cause I'm totally capable of short messages but you're a talker. ;D

Hah, yes. That's the first time I heard the word 'fishy' too was here. Texans. This guy in my Geo class told me to say 'yall' and I almost gagged trying to say it right because all I could say was 'yarrl'. Nonetheless, it sufficed. :]

ROFFFFFL. Hahaha. Nice metaphor but I don't eat steak. D: But I like everything else about that! Especially the cute boys because I have tons in my class this year -- Not helping my education at all. I wish I was a prude. D: Then I wouldn't be distracted.

I haven't heard your band's music but I can just tell that you'll be able to do it. Who knows, I'm probably talking to someone famous right now. Ah, I am so corny. No, you're not going to be famous. You're going to go into that phase where labels are asses and then you finally sign onto a cool indie label and avoid being on MTV for 8 years. ;D

But I understand what you mean about that elation. It's like a gratification for everything. ;D

Haahaha. Lose a face? That isn't severe. With enough sympathy, I know the people around me would contribute to my 'Get-A-Face via Plastic Surgery' Fund. So, we should have invidual punishments. Seeing as I can't swim, I should be dumped into a large body of water when I exceed the limit. ;D

Yeah, I missed talking to you too. :]]
burning_nebraska_jazz August 30, 2008 07:58 PM
hi.
im jazzmine
Nikki-RAWR-Face August 30, 2008 01:36 PM
kewlies

o em gee

kool aide and stuff animals wtf lol
how was that possible
wow ur like super random btw
ooo wat kind of kool aide
Beeech August 30, 2008 12:25 PM
Oh,
sorry for the long comment.
(=
Haha.
Beeech August 30, 2008 12:24 PM
Hahahaha, how do you remember that?
Apparently, your memory retention skills are far superior than mine.
But it really doesn't matter. I'm not offended. People have lives......or they should. :]

You're forgiven.
But now I think you have to compensate with more jelly filled munchkins. :]

Oh, I'm sorry, but I think YOU were the one who started the long comments! Haha, I can say everything in brief messages but I think you're the one who likes ridiculously wordy sentences. Fetish? I'm not sure. :]

Nah, I won't feel bad. ;D
I probably will only be on during the weekends.
School takes up most of my week.
Being a sophomore is so much better than being a fishy.

Oh, wow, awesome! How was it? I know you'll probably give me some answer that still won't even describe the extent of how 'awesome' it is but for the sake of replying, you should still answer my question. :]

I like the simplified band name. I think 'Crash' can signify a lot more and it's not as specific.

Hahaha, okay. Okay. What should be the limit? And what will be the punishment for exceeding the limit? :]

D: Awww. That doesn't make me happy. D: I forgive you for your man whore tendencies though. :]] Even though I'm no optimist, I still believe that someone like you will find love and I will refrain from making this a 'motivational-speaker' lecture.
XxRetro_MassacrexX August 30, 2008 11:56 AM
lol i think i do know what you mean
wick wick lol
and okay btu what if your a pirate and your movies
are rated pg or pg-13
then how would you say that...? lol
Nikki-RAWR-Face August 29, 2008 10:10 PM
haha thanxies god and dinos, cant ask for better then them lol
and wow pagina.lol
nice spanish lol
idk if thats spanish im actucaly takin spanish this year but idk how to speak it lol
Beeech August 29, 2008 07:59 PM
You're lying on your profile.
I haven't talked to you in forever (forever has a new definition. It's presumably a few months at least).
And surprisingly, I'm still on your list! :]
But that's a good thing for me! :]]]]

How have you been?
Lots of exciting things must have happened to you over the summer.
Does that include clean shaven legs, extra weight gain (oh no, that was me? :]]]) and a better philosophy of your life?:]]]

And I still can't say quarter like a Texan. D:
But this kid was like; "Say 'yall'
And I said 'yarrrl' cause I'm a New Yorker, you know. ;D

I think this is the shortest comment ever that I've given you. Haha. But really, how has your life been?
AND YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON LOVE, RIGHT? =DDDD Optimism may be stupid but a few drops of it is healthy! :]
Details!
Nikki-RAWR-Face August 29, 2008 07:27 PM
hi there
im nikki
blah
well wats goin on with u mister
aalexx__ August 26, 2008 12:45 AM
oohh. haha yeah thats not how i learned to say it

applegators?! thats a pretty sexy new word if i do say so myself.
XxRetro_MassacrexX August 25, 2008 11:27 PM
this would be on of those times when i ask
...why would i need an eyepatch? lol
unless i get a boat...and a parrot!!! that would be super cool
and then me and you could take trips out to sea...if your not sea sick.
aalexx__ August 25, 2008 08:14 PM
omgshh dude thats awesome!
hahahah well you have a right to have that ego.
i'm having a japanese brain fart right now. what does that mean?

1093 total comments!    Post a new comment   or   View all comments



About Us | Contact | Advertise | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Safety

Report Inappropriate Content

© Copyright 2008 NetFX Media, Inc. All rights reserved.