| About Me |

This is my Kelley. That's with a second "e."
We exchange butterflies and pagespace.
I think if the sandwich kingdom existed, she'd rule the whole thing.
She's a fiery lovecake and if i ever need cream cheese, she's my go-to gal.
*heartgasm* |
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| Specifics |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Sexuality: |
Straight |
| Relationship: |
Single |
| Location: |
United States |
| Birthday: |
February 14, 1988 |
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| Interests |
| Music: |
I like it all if it makes me feel something. |
| Television: |

This is Christina and even if she can't spell Captain, she is much more than something special, no matter what she thinks.
I'm totally going to get a stuffed animal like her made.
And she's too good for like, everyone. |
| Movies: |
I like ones that make me laugh. |
| People: |

MY COATS! I luff her. I'm always going to be there to help you dear because you're right there for me as well.
Maybe I'll take you to California, haha. |
| Books: |
If Christopher Walken writes one, I'm all over it. |
| Places: |
Places with foooooood. So hungry. |
| Foods: |

So if there were anyone I could truthfully say I can't live without, she's the one.
I'm totally into Cherish pudding. And she is way too far away. heartsandheartsandhearts for you my loveeeeee
You're so far ahead at the top of my heart, if you fall you'll land in a coma :) |
| Drinks: |
Same as foods! Except alcohol. Boring straightedge here. |
| Sports: |
I love exercising. I love all sports.
I have to. Because I love food.
But to be specific, I am a skater boiiiiii and I love throwing balls at others. |
| Other: |

Even if I don't get my own written section on her page, she's still cool enough to get one on mine. This is Amber, my Pop-Tarts.
I call her that because she's sweet and filled with fruit?
I actually have no reason.
She used to live five minutes away but now it's across a state.
But that's okay. A picnic is planned. |
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| Member Facts |
| Join Date: |
November 4, 2006 |
| Profile Views: |
8461 |
| Total Logins: |
2221 |
| Last Active: |
20 hours ago |
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| Latest Comments |
| princessleiatrina |
October 6, 2008 01:58 PM |
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Dear Mr Captain of my heart...it has been so very long. Where have you been? The kids miss you, come home. |
| XxRetro_MassacrexX |
September 20, 2008 09:19 PM |
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HEY HEY HEY....no really, hey
whats been going down
or up lol idk
depends on how life has been going for you
and idk what been up or down with you because
i havent talk to you in like forever!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Sheckler127 |
September 4, 2008 02:48 PM |
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whyy helloo there
my names ellie
whatsupp? |
| Nikki-RAWR-Face |
September 3, 2008 08:33 PM |
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haha wow
aint i one lucky gal, all granted with ur randomness powers now lol |
| YouWasntFamous |
September 3, 2008 05:26 PM |
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heyyy(:
im Cecilia.
(suh-seal-ee-uh)
whats new? |
| aalexx__ |
September 2, 2008 02:36 AM |
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hahhahaha
i learned time in japanese in schoool. |
| XxRetro_MassacrexX |
August 31, 2008 11:08 PM |
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aww can i have it back
i need that to do like...ya know, nose stuff!!
grr |
| burning_nebraska_jazz |
August 31, 2008 11:30 AM |
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hi jared and thank you sweetie,
yes that is my real name with 2Zs like it?
well anytime you want to talk, dont be a stranger |
| Beeech |
August 31, 2008 09:11 AM |
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Haha, okay. And I'm pretty sure you did cause I'm totally capable of short messages but you're a talker. ;D
Hah, yes. That's the first time I heard the word 'fishy' too was here. Texans. This guy in my Geo class told me to say 'yall' and I almost gagged trying to say it right because all I could say was 'yarrl'. Nonetheless, it sufficed. :]
ROFFFFFL. Hahaha. Nice metaphor but I don't eat steak. D: But I like everything else about that! Especially the cute boys because I have tons in my class this year -- Not helping my education at all. I wish I was a prude. D: Then I wouldn't be distracted.
I haven't heard your band's music but I can just tell that you'll be able to do it. Who knows, I'm probably talking to someone famous right now. Ah, I am so corny. No, you're not going to be famous. You're going to go into that phase where labels are asses and then you finally sign onto a cool indie label and avoid being on MTV for 8 years. ;D
But I understand what you mean about that elation. It's like a gratification for everything. ;D
Haahaha. Lose a face? That isn't severe. With enough sympathy, I know the people around me would contribute to my 'Get-A-Face via Plastic Surgery' Fund. So, we should have invidual punishments. Seeing as I can't swim, I should be dumped into a large body of water when I exceed the limit. ;D
Yeah, I missed talking to you too. :]] |
| burning_nebraska_jazz |
August 30, 2008 07:58 PM |
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hi.
im jazzmine |
| Nikki-RAWR-Face |
August 30, 2008 01:36 PM |
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kewlies
o em gee
kool aide and stuff animals wtf lol
how was that possible
wow ur like super random btw
ooo wat kind of kool aide |
| Beeech |
August 30, 2008 12:25 PM |
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Oh,
sorry for the long comment.
(=
Haha. |
| Beeech |
August 30, 2008 12:24 PM |
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Hahahaha, how do you remember that?
Apparently, your memory retention skills are far superior than mine.
But it really doesn't matter. I'm not offended. People have lives......or they should. :]
You're forgiven.
But now I think you have to compensate with more jelly filled munchkins. :]
Oh, I'm sorry, but I think YOU were the one who started the long comments! Haha, I can say everything in brief messages but I think you're the one who likes ridiculously wordy sentences. Fetish? I'm not sure. :]
Nah, I won't feel bad. ;D
I probably will only be on during the weekends.
School takes up most of my week.
Being a sophomore is so much better than being a fishy.
Oh, wow, awesome! How was it? I know you'll probably give me some answer that still won't even describe the extent of how 'awesome' it is but for the sake of replying, you should still answer my question. :]
I like the simplified band name. I think 'Crash' can signify a lot more and it's not as specific.
Hahaha, okay. Okay. What should be the limit? And what will be the punishment for exceeding the limit? :]
D: Awww. That doesn't make me happy. D: I forgive you for your man whore tendencies though. :]] Even though I'm no optimist, I still believe that someone like you will find love and I will refrain from making this a 'motivational-speaker' lecture. |
| XxRetro_MassacrexX |
August 30, 2008 11:56 AM |
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lol i think i do know what you mean
wick wick lol
and okay btu what if your a pirate and your movies
are rated pg or pg-13
then how would you say that...? lol |
| Nikki-RAWR-Face |
August 29, 2008 10:10 PM |
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haha thanxies god and dinos, cant ask for better then them lol
and wow pagina.lol
nice spanish lol
idk if thats spanish im actucaly takin spanish this year but idk how to speak it lol |
| Beeech |
August 29, 2008 07:59 PM |
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You're lying on your profile.
I haven't talked to you in forever (forever has a new definition. It's presumably a few months at least).
And surprisingly, I'm still on your list! :]
But that's a good thing for me! :]]]]
How have you been?
Lots of exciting things must have happened to you over the summer.
Does that include clean shaven legs, extra weight gain (oh no, that was me? :]]]) and a better philosophy of your life?:]]]
And I still can't say quarter like a Texan. D:
But this kid was like; "Say 'yall'
And I said 'yarrrl' cause I'm a New Yorker, you know. ;D
I think this is the shortest comment ever that I've given you. Haha. But really, how has your life been?
AND YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON LOVE, RIGHT? =DDDD Optimism may be stupid but a few drops of it is healthy! :]
Details! |
| Nikki-RAWR-Face |
August 29, 2008 07:27 PM |
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hi there
im nikki
blah
well wats goin on with u mister |
| aalexx__ |
August 26, 2008 12:45 AM |
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oohh. haha yeah thats not how i learned to say it
applegators?! thats a pretty sexy new word if i do say so myself. |
| XxRetro_MassacrexX |
August 25, 2008 11:27 PM |
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this would be on of those times when i ask
...why would i need an eyepatch? lol
unless i get a boat...and a parrot!!! that would be super cool
and then me and you could take trips out to sea...if your not sea sick. |
| aalexx__ |
August 25, 2008 08:14 PM |
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omgshh dude thats awesome!
hahahah well you have a right to have that ego.
i'm having a japanese brain fart right now. what does that mean? |
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