Likes:
Funny Jews, Kool Kids, Food, your mother's penis, Yogurt, mail men, Roller Coasters,
Playboy bunnies, clothes, American Eagle Stores, the color Green, Dancing in the rain,
My Stripper Friends, Latin Men, and more...
Dislikes:
Jonas brothers, Creepy old men who smell like death, StereoTypes, Ugly Babies, Emo's,
dogs who hump my leg, awkward moments, AIDS, the monster that lives in my closet, Sports,
Smelly feet....
Truth:
I am a jabba the hut look-a-like, Im smarter than a fifth grader... sixth graders are another story,
I once was a man from peru, I have 7 kids, my grandfather was a llama.
Lies:
Im Funny, Im a champion speller.
So this one time at Band Camp...
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