Adam Is A Tired ..Tired Boy :D [Sugarbullet owns i guess? :D ] 6 comments
lolol..i look like i'm on crack 3 am in the morning..tired bored lol..hey look! my tongues really long..wonder what thats for? ;-) [sugarbullet idk about this fetish of owning my pictures sugar..maybe you should seek consouling? :P ] 5 comments
my what the fucking hell face :D you like?! hahahhaha ;-) and ohh yeah..in the background the top picture..lol thats me mountain climbing in northern minnasota :] at knife lake fun times :D 2 comments
I randomly add people i see when i get bored :D feel special if you got one..or ..i'll be sad :] If i don't talk to you..its most likely i forgot i added you...so remind me ;-)
Randomness With Me And Chris..Tales From The Motherfucking Couch! :D Lookie! :P
Adam And Chris From Random And Beyond..xD The Randomers! The Sequel! :P Possibly Post More Vids Depending On If Anybody Actually Watches These And Comments About Them xD
"Women Keep Men Sane Yet Are The Cause Of Our Insanity in The First Place." ~ Adam The Random One During One Of His Dr.Phil Moments :D
^.^ lol..me?...ehhh..i'm the friendly black man white people love =D whats more to say? hahaha just since i got accused of being hilariously perverted figured i'd add..you won't find me online..EVER...if i'm honestly horny ..i only talk to you if you amuse me or i find you funny in some way :] couldn't give a shit what you look like.lol just figured i'd say so..feel special if i sent you a friend request..i've only sent 2 people friend requests..its quite rare ^.^ .lol when i'm bored i write poems..;D i'll post some here for your viewing pleasure like verbal porn eh =P
Erotic Poemness ;D For the Ladies...
What A Surprise..
Hiden In Your Innocent Girls Disguise..
Slowly Looking Into Your Eyes..
Licking Deeply Between Your Thighs..
Making Your Pleasure Rise And Rise..
Your Head Up In The Skies..
Trying To Muffle Your Sexual Cries..
You've Been A Good Girl...Heres Your Prize..
"Ohhh Yes!!" Your Body Replies..
Looking Through Our Sexual Supplies..
"Bring The Strawberrys And Whipped Cream" You Advise..
You..Grasp A Strawberry Between Your Fingertips..
Bringing It Slowly To Your Lips..
"Mmmm" You Say As You Guide Me To Your Hips..
My Hands Run Down Your Form..
So Nice And Warm...
Lifting Up Your Evening Gown..
I Tug At Your Panties..Slowly Coming Down..
I Slide My Body Closer To Yours..
So Close My Temperture Soars..
That Night..Only We Knew What Went On Behind Closed Doors
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Fatty Fatty Beef Patty lol
Maannn That Bitch Is Fat..
When She Slapped Me With Her Tittie..
It Was Like A God Damn Baseball Bat...
I Fell Flat..Right To The Ground..Splat...
Shitttt..Niggah I Don't Want None Of That...
Nearly Had A Heart Attack..
Looking At Me Like I'm A Damn Snack Pack...
Bitch Get Yo Fat Ass Back..
You Can't Have My Ding Dong..
And Fuck No..I Don't Wanna See Your Thong..
That Shits So Wrong..
Five Things Bigger Than My Schlong...
No You Can't Have.. My Cream Filling..
Nooooo Get Away!..I'm Not Willing...
Bitch Your Bigger Than a Whale..
You Fucking Broke My Scale..
I'd Rather Go To Jail..
Than Nail Your Fat Ass Tail..
You Ain't Gettin None..
Yo Ass Weighs A Ton...
Bitch You Blocked Out The Damn Sun..
Im About Done...
This Shit Sure Was Fun...
But My Nightmares Have Only Begun...
Beware The Bitches That Ain't Small..
Who Are Bigger Than The Fucking Mall...
So Good Bye And Good Night To All...
I Hope This Has Taught You Something..
Neways I'm Out...
These Fat Hoes Make My Nutsack Wanna Shout...
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Myspace Makes Me Hard :]
Myspace Is Really Great..
It Makes Me Want To Mastebate..
Don't Hate..Its Fate...
We Were Made To Mate
Me And Myspace...
Myspace And I...
Myspace Is So Sexy I Almost Wanna Cry...
Lets Have Babies..Don't Be Shy...
You Make My Nipples Dance With Joy..
Oh Boy!..Won't You Be My Sex Toy?
I'm Sure You'll Enjoy As I Destroy You No Joke..
Poke Poke Give My Brown Oak A Stroke..
Be Sure Not To Choke...
I Love You Myspace..You Make My Nutsack Tingle
Jingle Jingle My Ball Sacks Single
Its Yours ..Play With It..It Wont Bite..
Don't You Think This Shit Is Tight?
Don't Worry..My Penis Won't Fight....
Although It Might Give Ya A Fright...
When It Comes To Full Height...
You Can Play Together All Night...
Yeah!..Thats Right!..Come Visit Me ...iight?...
I'm Done Writing..Good Bye..
Cause My Penis Is About To Die..
Unless I Play With It No Lie...
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Ugly Hoes Triliogy
Part 1
Damn All These Ugly Ass Hoes..
No!!!!..Please Keep On Your Clothes!...
I Don't Want To Know...
Whats Under Those...
I Can't Even Tell If Your A Girl...
Please Hold..While I Go Hurl...
God Must Have Been High When He Made You...
Yeah Girl Its True...
I Only See That Type Of Shit At The Zoo...
If I Was Your Parents..
I'd Sue...
If They Only Knew....
Not To Use Gas Station Condoms Before They Screw...
Damn Girl..Look At You...
No Wonder They Beat You With A Shoe...
Shit..I Would Too...
You Look Like A Damn Gorilla..
Your A Damn Erection Killa...
But I've Think I'd Made My Point...
Maybe If I Go Smoke A Joint...
You Won't Look So Much Like A Guy...
Cause You Make My Penis Wanna Die...
But Now I'll Say Good Bye...
Without A Doubt..
Your The Ugliest Thing I've Ever Written About...
Peace Hoes I'm Out...
Part 2
These Hoes..Won't Leave Me Alone..
No!..Quit Calling My Phone...
Bitch We're Not Gonna Bone..
I'm Not A Damn Ice Cream Cone...
Get Outta My Damn House..
Noo..I'm Not Gonna Be The Next Dead Mouse...
Who Suffocates Under Your Blouse...
Theres No Way...
I Wouldn't Touch That Shit Any Day..
I'd Rather Turn Gay...
Stay The Fuck Away...
You've Got More STDs Than My Uncle Ray..
You Look Like A Impregnated Ape..
If You Come Near Me I'll Scream Fucking Rape...
Then I'll Escape..To A Better Place..
I'd Like To Throw You Back Over The Boarder...
Shittt..If You Come Near Me I'll Get A Restraining Order...
I'd Rather Die...
Then Taste Your Pie...
That Shit Makes Me Wanna Cry...
Bitch You Would Still Be Ugly If I Was Fucking High...
So Good Bye..
Please Don't Reply...
You Look Like A Fucking Guy...
I Won't Lie..
I Dunno Why...
Maybe God Was Just Really High...
Part 3
Fuck You?..No Thanks I'll Pass...
You Look Like A Muslims Mans Ass...
Your Face Is Something I've Only Seen In Nightmares...
You Look Like You Fell Down A Flight Of Stairs...
You Have My Prayers...
Your Ass Needs Some Serious Repairs..
I Know A Really Good Plastic Surgeon...
Hopefully After You Visit Him You Won't Be The 40 Year Old Virgin...
But You Still Can't Have My Black Sturgeon...
This Is One Fish That Doesn't Want Back Into The Water...
I'm Not Going To My Slaughter..
No!.I Don't Want A Daughter!...
The World Would Be A Better Place...
If No One Had To Look At Your Face...
My Dad Had A Heart Attack And Died...
When You Asked To Be His Bride....
Bitch You've Been Denied...
Take Your Ugly Ass Back Outside...
I'm Taking You Back To The Wild..
We Both Know Your Not Your Moms Child...
But I'm Gonna End This Lovely Note...
Before I Have To Impregnate Your Throat...
Quote Unquote You Look Like A Damn Goat...
The Votes Are In....
Time To Drop My Nuts On Your Chin....
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GAYNESS BATTLE :] me and my friend chris..lol ME = Jake Long Chris = TwiziD
TwizTiD KiLLa: hey ho
jake long: sup you penis wrinkle
TwizTiD KiLLa: not much penis fly trap
jake long: lol your a idiot
jake long: i'll penis fly trap your face
jake long: rofl
TwizTiD KiLLa: im wipe dick frosting on your lips
jake long: i won't wipe it on yours..
jake long: i'll drip it down your throat
jake long: lol xD
TwizTiD KiLLa: when im done youll be ble to do a got milk? commercial
jake long: when i'm done you'll have more cream inside you than a hostess cupcake
jake long: =D
TwizTiD KiLLa: ill impale you like a hot dog on a stick..in one end and out the other
jake long: after i'm done with your anus you'll be waddling like one of those wanna be gangsters with their pants around their ankles i'll penis shiskabob you
jake long: lol
TwizTiD KiLLa: im gonna have a bunch of in prison for life inmates fuck you deep in your rectum and then im gonna have taryn bite your dick off
jake long: i'll take you to the beach bury your head in the sand and do some cock push ups
jake long: :D
TwizTiD KiLLa: im going to hook you up to a pully system and concrete your balls into the ground and slowely lift you to the ceiling
jake long: i'll have my penis do the soulja boy dance inside your mouth..i'll snap that shit and roll it down your throat
jake long: haha rofl..
TwizTiD KiLLa: i have work tomorrow so i dont think ill be able to come over tomorrow....we aint hung out in forever
jake long: i know man
jake long: lol you finally give up?
jake long: you can't beat me punk
jake long: lololol
TwizTiD KiLLa: yeah man i give..but its still fun to try lol
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My Own Massively Long Random Survey Made Up..By ME..You Won't Find This Anywhere Else :]
Ok..
Do You Ever Have Sexual Desires Towards Animals?....O.o?
What Animals?...
Do Your Nipples Taste Like Starburst?...
How Come Mexicans Don't Like Taco Bell?...
If You Painted A Dollar Bill On Your Penis..Do You Think A Jew Would Lick It?
Do Emos Have Razorblade Lined Dildos?...
Would You Date Somdbody With Elephantitis In Their Left Ass Cheek?...
Have You Ever Given Santa A Extra Cookie?..Been His Ho Ho Ho?....
Have You Ever Raped A Blind/Deaf/Mute Person?....
Would You?...
What If They Had No Arms Or Legs?...
If Rosie O Donald Said She'd Give You A Million Dollars If She Could Rape You With A 40 Inch Strap On..Would You Do It?...
If..Jessica Alba Was Your Sister...Would Incest Be Okay?...
What About Vin Disel Or Brad Pitt For The Ladies?..If He Was Your Brother?
Did You Just Have Some Dirty Thoughts?..
Do You Think I Have A Twisted Mind?...
Can I Rape You?
Can Nipples Rape You?
Would You Like It?
Do You Have A Lazy Eye?
Want One?..I'll Rape Your Eye Socket If You Do...
Have You Ever Seen Someone Of The Same Sex And Thought They Were Hot..?
Have You Ever Mistaken Then Same Sex For Someone Of The Oppitsite Sex And Hit On Them?...
After You Learned They Weren't Did You Keep Flirting?...
Don't You Just Love My Survey?...
Do They Make Your Nipples Dance With Abnormal Fury?...
Do Your Testicles Dance A Jigg?....
How Are You?
Actually Don't Answer I Don't Care...
What Are You Wearing?
Will You Take it Off?
Send Me Pictures?
Oh Ok...Are You That Chick That When You Come into Town Japenese People Point Scream And Run "Guyicka Guyicka!"?
No? Oh Will You Go Comment My Wonderful Picture?
Why Not?
Would You Molest Nipples if He Was At Your House?
Don't Lie You Would...How Would You Do it?
Hey i Got A Good One..
You Ready For This?
No Seriously Are You Ready?
....*Deep Breath*
...Ninjas Or Pirates?...
Eh?
Eh?
Do You Masterbate When Nobodys Looking?
...When They Are Looking?
You Are Strange...
Who is Inigo Montoya?
You Don't Know?
HA FAG!
My Name is Inigo Montoya ..You Killed My Father...Prepare To Die...
Ring A Bell?
You Don't Get Out Much Do You?
Its Okay I Dont Either....
Where in The World Is Carmen San Diego ?
Will You Find Waldo For Me?
Bitch Owes Me Money Man!
Go Get Me My Money And i'll Love You Forever...
Will You?
Did You Have Any Wet Dreams Last Night?
No?...What Kinda Teenager Are You?...No Wet Dreams! Pffft!
..Do You Remember?
The Love We Shared in September?
No?..Gawd!...You Suck!...
Do You Think I'ma Loser?
Cause i Think Your Gay So We Would Be Even...
Did You Know HBO is Soooo Gay?
Yeah! it is! A Awesome Porno Came On Last Night 2 Minutes Into It....
We're Sorry This Channel Will Be Avaliable Shortly...
Fuck You HBO!
How Many Friends Do You Have On Myspace?
Of That Amount How Many Do You Actually Talk To?
I See...Its Just As i Feared...The Gayness Is Spreading...
Only Arnold Schwartzengayer...Can Save Us Now...For He Is...
The Gayinator...A Futuristic Killing Machine Sent Back Through Time To Eradicate The Jews...Wait That Was Hitler My Bad i Meant The Homosexicles...
Are You A Homophobe?
Oh Me Either I Just Find it Funny To Poke Fun At Them...
Thats A Real Knee Slapper! Har! Har!
I Love All Of You...
You Are All My Children...
..Who Am i?..
Ehhh...Wth?
No I'm Not Fucking Jesus...
I Was A Welfare Dad With 17 Children...
F.Y.I. Gosh Idiots These Days....
On A Scale Of 1 to 10 (worst to best)
How Lame Are You?
Sexy?
Madly In Love With Me?
With Nipples?
Love My Random,Stupid,Pointless Surveys?
I Know...Your Not Alone I Love Them Too....
Well Do You Have Any Questions?
Good Cause I Wasn't Going To Answer Them
Hey I Hate You Do You Know Why?
Do You Like Raisinets?
I Like Raisinets...Will You Buy Me Some?
Looking At You Makes Me All Hot And Bothered You Know Why?
Cause Jessica Alba Is Standing Behind You...
Isn't That Awesome?
Hey I'm Gonna Go Watch Tv in A Few What Should I Watch?
Is That A Soap Oprah? I Hate Those...
Does It Include Beautiful Women In Certain Acts Of Questionable Diginity?
WHY NOT?!
Who Is My Favorite Person in The World World Can You Guess?
No Its Not Myself But Thats A Damn Good Guess...
You Owe Me $10 When You Gonna Pay Up?
Do i Have To Visit You To Get It?
Gah! Can't You Just Fedex The Shit?
I Hate You...
I'm Hungry What Should i Get To Eat?
Have You Ever Met Bob?
Bob The Necrophilliac?
Do You Like My Questions?
Do They Like You?
Cause i Don't...
Whats Your Favorite Porn?
Well..I've Run Outta Questions For Now..Peace Out My Delicious Hoecakes :]
P.S. Actually Answer This Survey..Every Question...Honestly..I Will Fucking Love You Forever..Do Anything You Want :]
Poem I Wrote For A Friend (Yes I Write Poems For People On Special Request)
The Sexual Joys Of Cannibalism! :D (For Nightmare)
Miss Nightmare The Baby Eater..
Pffft..Baby Flesh..What Could Be Sweeter?
She'll Eat Your Children..And Rape Your Face.
. And Vanish Without The Slightest Trace..
I Don't Know What To Say...
I Don't Know What To Do...
But Eating Children Is Good For You..
Baby Penises Burning..
Nutsacks Are Churning..
Parents The Tables Are Turning..
Bloodlust Is Rising...
The Hunger Has Come..
Eating Children..Yum Yum Yum..
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Collection Of Random Insults And Stuff :] Actual Conversations With Stupid People..:D
Mexican Vs Adam..
"Your Moms So Dumb She Got Locked In The Bathroom And Pissed In Her Pants"...
"Oh..Yeah..Well Your Mom Mows My Lawn..."
Jew Vs Adam...
"Your Moms Soo Dirty Even Pigs Wouldn't Hang Out With Her"
"Hey I Got A Question For You...Do You Eat Pussy...Or Is That Not Kosher?"
British Kid Vs Adam
"Your A Dirty American Quit Assulting Our Language"
"I'll Quit As Soon As You Get On Your Knees..A Trade..Your Language For Your Throat...I've Heard Its All The Rage..In England You Guys Invented The Deep Throat Blow Job.."
Black Kid Vs Adam...
"Hey Are You White Or Black?..I Can't Tell You Half-Breed..."
"I'm Black..In The Sense I'll Drop My Giant Penis On Your Forehead But White In The Sense I'll Post It On The Internet Afterwards..."
Slut Vs Adam....
"Heyyy...Honey..Wanna Taste?"
"Sorry..But..300lbs Is Really Stressful On The Penis .Call Me After Liposuction..."
Hick Vs Adam
"Your Stupid..Dirty Nigger..."
"Hey..Better Go Get Your Sister..Shes Fucking Your Donkey Again.."
"Ha!..Not Possible..I Locked My Donkey Away Last Night"
"Ohhh..My Bad..That Must Be Your Cuzin Shes With..Damn Hes Ugly.."
Nick Vs Adam..
"Nice Your A Fag..Just Thought I Should Tell You"
"Adam I'm 100% Positive That YOUR The Fag Not Me"
"Psht Nick The Only Thing Your 100% Positive On Is HIV"
:D
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Love The Snickers..
Trust The Snickers..
When In Doubt..
Grab A Snickers..
Feelings Homosexual..?..
Grab A Snickers..
Snickers:
When Men Absolutely Have To Shove Long Hard Chocolate Poles Full Of Creamy Goodness Down Their Throats..
Can't Beat A Snickers..
Snickers..
Grab Life By The Nuts..
:D
Lol we did this outta boredom..just for the record..i cannot rap...what so ever..first attempt at it tooo :D
Adam:Man You Ain't Got No Class..I'm Up Here Jockin On Your Bitchass My Flow You Just Cannot Pass Just Get Down On Knees And Kiss This Ass Busting You To Pieces Like You Were Made Of Glass Bitch You Know I'm The Alpha Male..Your Ass Ain't Gon Do Nothing But Fail..Violating You Like You Were In Jail..Your Rhymes Pale In Comparison..This Shit Was Already Done Before Your Ass Begun..Brittney Spears Got A Better Chance Of Becoming A Nun Then You Winning This One..Come At Me ..I'm On A Killing Spree This Shits As Easy As Counting To Three Just Like T.I Niggah You Don't Know Me..
Josh:You think your rhymes are sick, dudes my rhymes are ill.
I'll smoke you, pop you like I pop ecstasy pills.
On the topic of drugs, what have you been sniffing,
if you think you won this rap then your seriously trippin.
So sit back and listen,
As my bling it glistens, when I flow from my mind
I'll take you rhyme for rhyme, time at a time
Your shit, now its my time to shine.
I open my mouth and mad flows come out,
Your turn.. What your speechless? Pack your bags and go south.
Im the rap king of the town, cant you see my gold crown.
Theres no other kings around, just wanna be clowns
Im feeling sorry for you, so I'll stop it right now,
Take the mic but know that you cant match my sounds.
Adam:Josh This Ones For You The Damn Little Jew..I'm About To Rip Open Your Ass In Whys You Never Knew After I'm Done Bitches Be Like Josh Who?..Don't Step To Me Hoe..You Aint' Got The Brains To Recognize My Flow..Just Get Down On Your Knees And Freeze..Give These Nuts A Squeeze Bitch Please..I Rape MCs Like You With Ease..My Rhymes Come Clearer Than The Damn Breeze Better Learn Your ABCs..Before Coming At Me Ya Little Tease..Sitting Over The Computer Rhyming And Acting Tough Yeah Its All Good But Your Still A Fucking Cream Puff I'ma Beat It Up Like Marshmellow Fluff Ya Bitch Already Know Big A Got That Good Stuff... No I'm Not A Hostess Cake.But Ya Girl Eating Me Up Cause All This Paper I Make You Ain't Nothing But A Fake.I Bring More Havoc Than A Damn Earthquake.I Can See Your Knees Shake...You Lost This Game..You Only Have Yourself To Blame My Penis Gave Your Mouth Fame Bitch Remember The Name..I'm The One Running The Game..All Other Bitches Is Just Lame..And Your Just The Same..xD
Josh:Ive learnt my ABCs, they simple as 123's
But adam your rhymes so weak they get blown away in the breeze.
I would squeeze your nuts, and I would suck em too but mumma told me not to put small things in my mouth coz its bad for you.
You speak so much shit I swear your full of poo, now its time to get my message through. Check check, 1 2.
How the fuck you running the game, when the game is already won? Last time I checked the score I was winning 100 to 1. Take your fat ass back home and jack off your son.
Your a fucking disgrace.. Nigger hide your ugly face. Black men are spose to be fast but your last in this race. Just like a true nigger you try to steal first place, but fuck you I'll give chase
I'll fuck you up with mace, how do you like the taste?
I just owned you in rap, I have nothing to lose... But you need some help with rapping, have you tried reading Dr. Seuss?
Dont hate the player hate the game, just hang your head in shame
You have noone to blame
For your shit raps that are lame.
This is where I choose
To hand the mic back to you.
Now its your time to shine, nigger what you gonna do?
Adam:Hahaha Josh I Am Dr.Fucking Suess..This Shit I'm About To Do To You..Is Labeled As Child Abuse..Come Here Hoe..Let Me Put Your Mouth To Good Use..I Think You And Mr.Rogers Need To Go On A Date..Can't Believe You Made Me Wait.You Said You Were Great...But Those Are Nothing But Fake Boasts..I'm About To Give You A Overdose..Gonna Slap My Penis Across Ya Forehead Til Ya Go Comatose..Moms Always Told Me I Should Be Nice To White Boys..I Mean We Do Use Yalls Wives As Our Sex Toys..You Shoulda Heard How She Brought The Noise..Your Nothing More Than A Penis Wrinkle On My Dick Come Over Here Real Quick And Give This Shit A Lick..You Trying To Battle Me Is Like A Dick Without A Condom..Your Just Gonna Get Deathly Sick..You Make Me Wanna Deepfry My Nutsack..And Give That Shit Back To Those Little Anorexic Kids Smoking Crack..This Is Like A Midget Versus Shaq..Here..Have A Snack Pack..Your Just Jealous Cause Your Bitch Ass Aint' Black..We Already Know I'm The Fucking Mack..Josh I Won't Lie..Your Face Really Makes My Nutsack Wanna Shrivel Up And Die..Over There Looking Like A Testicle Pot Pie..Bitch You Would Still Be Ugly If I Was Fucking High..If I Were You..Plastic Surgery I Would Buy...My Flow Can't Be Stopped..Talk To Me When Your Nuts Have Dropped..Bitch Your Rap Cherry Has Just Be Popped..Got Them Skillz That Can't Be Topped..You Got A Better Chance Of Getting Pregnant Then Winning This Shit Punk Your Rhymes Are St-St-St-Stutttt-errring As If You Were Drunk..All The While I'm Up Here Getting Crunk ..If Your Guarding My Ass Its A Automatic Slam Dunk..I'm Almost Feel Bad For The Way I Gotta Shut You Down...Niggah I'm The Talk Of The Town..And You Over There Looking Stupid As If Wearing A Bridal Gown..Neways I'm Through With You..Your Lyrical Skillz Equal That Of Blink 182.....
You Already Knew...All Your Rhymes Have Been Spent..Yet In My Flow You Could Not Make A Dent..P.I.M.P Just Like 50 Cent..Come At Me Again And Ya Dick'll Get Bent..I'm Coming At You..Lyrically With Murerous Intent..I Don't Give A Shit I Don't Need Your Sexual Consent..I'll Rape You With The Police Present Go On Tell Em About Your Dramatic Event..Tell Em How Deep Inside Your Ass I Went..Them Bitches Know What The Fuck I Represent..I Don't Know What To Say I Don't Know What To Do..But Your Mom Sucked Me Off Til My Face Turned Blue..She Bobbed Her Head..And Opened Real Wide..So I Went Down That Throat Like A Slip N Slide..I'll Rape Her Today..I'll Rape Her Tommorrow..Let Her Drown In Her Own Tears Of Pain And Sorrow..I Tell You This Just So You Can See..Just What Your Moms Pussy Is Doing To Me..But Don't Worry You Won't Have To Wait..Cause After I'm Done..Your Next Mate..:D
Lol..Ended After That..He Went To Sleep..:D once again..i can't rap..=/ i try..but..to no avail..not any good lolol i can rhyme but thats about it :P o well..was fun..and we did it outta boredom ;-)
New Poems :D
Diana The Motherfucking Dinosaur (Dedicated To Diana Of Course :D )
Diana The Motherfucking Dinosaur..
This Bitch Is Crazy Yet I Beg For More..
Come Closer And Hear This Bitch Roar..
I Don't Know What To Say..
And..I Don't Know What To Do..
But If You See This Bitch Shes Coming For You..
I'd Run, Scream, Holler And Shout..
If I See Her I'll Break The Fuck Out!..
I Don't Care If Its Lame..
Just Make Sure You Remember Her Name..
Diana The Motherfucking Dinosaur..
Roar Bitch Roar!..
:D
Random poem..don't remb when i wrote it lol just found it laying around :D
Abuse Me I'm Legal Bitches...
Come Tickle My Nutsack It Itches...
I'll Give You The Worlds Riches..
Just Take Off Your Britches...
I'll Flip Your Switches...
Til My Penis Twitches
Go Ahead And Strip
I'll Let It Slip,..
Break Me Off Some Of That Chocolate Chip..
Just Let My Penis Hit Ya Lip..
Just Let Me Take A Look Between Ya Hips Give That Shit A Rip...
Bitch Get A Grip...
This Is All Just A Trip...
Cause I'm Bored Outta My Mind..
I Can't Seem To Find...
The Treasures You Left Behind..
Come On Baby Lets Grind...
Its Our Duty To Mankind...
So Lets Make Love..
I've Got The Glove..
With The Heavens Above..
But Thats All I Can Think Of...
Until Next Time Queers..
You'll Have To Wait I'll Get In Your Rears...
By The Ways...Happy Fucking New Years..
I'm Out...Cheers Queers..
xD...Bored Again Shalalalalala ~Adam..
Me..Ranting About The Presidental Election :D
Hmm The Election..Who To Vote For? None Seem Ideal..Hilary?..Ha!!!..Fuck That..That Bitch Can't Even Run Her Husbands Penis Let Alone A Damn Country...And Obama?..I Couldn't Fucking Care Less..If He Was White..Black..Mexican Or A Fucking Inbred Redneck..But For God Sakes A Muslim?..Why?!..So We Can Get Bombed From Inside..The Usa?..Yes I Feel Like Being Insulting And Racist..But Hey..Wth..Who Cares...xD..A White President..Will Fuck Mad Bitches In The White House..And Then When Hes Accused Lie About It..A Black President Will Fuck Mad Bitches And When Accused Just Make Sure The Next Time His Ass Ain't Caught...So Who To Vote For..I'm Not Even Mentioning The Other Rednecks..Not Worth My Time...My Momz Likes Obama...As To Why..Who The Fuck Knows What Goes Through That Bitches Head..I Sure As Hell Don't..But I Think I Might Vote For Obama..Just Cause He Has Such Colorful Support..(Obama Girl) She Was Hot In The Rap Video..xD..Or Maybe I'm Just Thinking Of A Twisted Porn Video..>.> Soo..Anybody Seen Any Good Porn Lately?..I Bet Hilary Has..That Cooch Hasn't Been Touched In Over 20 Years..Thats No Mans Land..Its A Antique Of The Past..Covered In Dust..Could Crumble At The Slightest Touch..Fuck Maybe I Should Run For President..xD..We'll See..Adam For President !!!..Vote For Me Bitches..Or I'll Raise Massive Taxes When I Get Elected Anyways!!!...xD..Haha So I'm Done Ranting..This Bulletin Has No Point Really..Just Bored..Neways Til Next Time Faggots..Which May Be Soon Since I'm Actually Awake During The Day For Once..>.> Peace ~Adam
If you send me a request...talk to me >.> getting requests from people who never talk is tiresome and annoying at best :]
About Me
hello if your reading this obiviously you know my name is adam by now..and if you don't..please..castrate youself now..and mail the penis to me so i can burn it ...i hate you...yes..you can fucking quote me on that...=D but..we can still have babies..;-) bend over..let me impregnate you..and if one of our babies comes out retarded..i'll beat him with a rock..until..hes smart..and if one turns out to be homosexual...i'll beat him with a rock..too..=D i'm here to take over the damn world just like my mentors before me..the almighty pinky and the brain who taught me everything i know.."what are we doing today brain?!" "the same thing we do every day..WE'RE TAKING OVER THE FUCKING WORLD!!!" =D i'm bored..so i'm writing this shit to you..if you care great..if you don't..better watch your motherfucking back..cause i'ma stab yo ass as soon as you turn around..=D but now..i'll think i'll go discover a new way to masterbate without hands..cause you gotta ask yourself..how do guys without hands..jerk it?..i mean..i feel bad..you gotta ask yourself..what would jesus do?...=D peace out you dildo strangling jewcakes =D
Specifics
Gender:
Male
Sexuality:
Straight
Relationship:
No Answer
Location:
United States
Birthday:
November 24, 1989
Interests
AdamTheRandomOne has not entered any of their interests yet!
Adam Adam...my long time ago amigo...lol. What's been up? Sorry for not staying in touch with you as much as I should. Been sooo busy with school and work. So my baddd poopyface. Hopefully you'll forgive me =) Haven't been on msn lately either, but we need to catch up. Laterrrr homofagface.
-Love Diana the Mutherfckin Dinosaur.
