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Puerto Rican Chick + Hair = Kevin in tears.
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Looka mah dimpuh momma!
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 About Me
My name is Kevin. I'm 21, unless your juncture in space-time is after August 23rd, in which case I'm 22. Hello from the past. The Greeks revere me as a person of great stature and grace, but my mother always said olives, lamb, and polytheism never did a lick of good for body or mind, so lesson one is to ignore the Greeks.

I am very simple. I abide some things, and do not abide others. Some things that make me happy are: new comics or books, a movie that contains truth, the cool side of the pillow, when a pubic hair dissects my urine into two distinct streams, my girlfriend Melissa, basset hounds, orgasms, and the free exchange of ideas. One of the things that makes me happiest is when I recommend something to someone, a movie, comic, or book, usually, and then they tell me that they enjoyed it. If you want to get on my good side, ask me to recommend something and then enjoy it. There are other, more egotistical things that make me happy, but we won't delve into them here.

Some of the things that make me sad are: clumpy raisins, wet towels, people who've lost hope in the indomitable spirit of mankind, the decline of Frank Miller, apathy, and the fact that onomatopoeias don't materialize from thin air.

I'd probably really like to get to know you, unless I've said something on the boards which makes it obvious that I want no such thing. Otherwise, I'm very interested in instant messenging.

acekevin@hotmail.com
thexenox@aol.com

I have Yahoo, but if you exclusively use Yahoo Messenger, I probably can't be your friend because it puts a real strain on the relationship when one of us is still living in 1999.
 Specifics
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Relationship: Single
Location: United States
Birthday: August 23, 1987
 Interests
Music: Jazz, Punk, Rock of most any sort. Country. Bastard Pop. I dunno, my favorite genre is good.
Television: Battlestar Galactica, Comedy Central. I don't watch much TV.
Movies: Fuckin' A, too many to possibly list. Oldboy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Blood Diamond...Jesus, there are a shit-ton of movies flooding to the fore...just assume all the good ones, k?
People: Uh, my friends and family. Neil Gaiman. Hunter S. Thompson. James Howlett. Fuck, I dunno, I love people. Guitar Wolf. Lots of others. Richard Dawkins.
Books: Too goddamn many. The Lucifer Principle. American Gods. Shit, a lot.
Places: Texas kicks, I've been all over it. I also like California, or at least San Francisco and San Luis Obispo.
Foods: Sesame chicken.
Drinks: Dr. Pepper.
Sports: Football. And video games.
Other: I write a lot. Constantly. I like to play video games. And D&D.


I'm an atheist secular humanist. I guess that goes here. I dunno, I enjoy living.
 Member Facts
Join Date: April 30, 2005
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Last Active: 1 hour ago
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StockFootage

Today at 5:23 AM

He turned 55 at the end of the year.

StockFootage

Today at 4:31 AM

Yes, it certainly is. I'm tryin', thanks.

StockFootage

Today at 4:23 AM

Well, he passed out with no warning last night, landed flat on his face breaking his nose, and layed there and bled a good fucking bit before my brother got him up. We took him to the hospital and the doc said that because there was no warning (dizziness and such), they figure it has something to do with his heart, but can't really tell us anything other than that until they get some results back.

So, in short, I'm not really sure if he's going to be alright. he's been awake and feeling okay since, but as for the cause of it and how serious it all is, we don't know.

My mother spent five days in the hospital a few weeks ago, so it's all just a bit much, y'know. =/

thefictionwe_live

January 2 at 12:10 AM

Hello, sexiest man in the universe.

StockFootage

December 25, 2009 at 2:33 PM

I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT, YOU CREEP.

StockFootage

December 25, 2009 at 3:25 PM

I think this is where I have to act all offended and disgusted so that Zach doesn't throw a hissy fit.

WHAT? OH, GOD. YOU'RE TERRIBLE.

StockFootage

December 8, 2009 at 8:33 AM

That is painfully sweet, yes.

Until next time!

StockFootage

December 8, 2009 at 10:23 AM

Sure thing! I don't see anything bad coming from that.

StockFootage

December 8, 2009 at 8:12 AM

It's not my fault! His room always seems excessively clean when compared to the dilapidated hole I call a bedroom. If he would be a man and start throwing his dirty underpants on the floor I'd be a little less stressed.

StockFootage

December 8, 2009 at 9:53 AM

I'd like to have that same mentality, but I'm afraid Zach may insist on entering my miserable little hovel, so I've gotta get my shit right. ;[ It's also roughly the size of a prison cell so when it gets to a certan point I can't really move.

StockFootage

December 8, 2009 at 7:33 AM

Didn't really feel tired enough to sleep, and this time of morning is the only time I can get motivated enough to clean my room (which needs it desperately), as strange as that may be.

StockFootage

December 8, 2009 at 9:11 AM

Aw, it's not very often I am able to genuinely feel happy for people, but you two definitely do it for me.

StockFootage

December 8, 2009 at 6:55 AM

Zach, the enormous nancy boy? Yeah, I wouldn't worry about what he has to say. I'm glad you feel this way! I went 'aw' on the inside when I saw that you two had met up as well.

princess_katie

November 24, 2009 at 11:29 AM

Hello sweetcheeks! Is that capsule thing still happening?

cutie_pie92

October 20, 2009 at 12:52 AM

Yo thanks for accepting the add. You created that capsule thingy ae?

Chepooka

September 18, 2009 at 9:30 AM

hehe, no problem. how are you, m dear?

Chepooka

September 15, 2009 at 9:54 AM

where the hell on earth are you kev? :(

purplerainlounge

August 27, 2009 at 12:36 AM

i'm glad someone shares my frustration towards non-readers. seriously, people, JUST READ!!! >=(

Chepooka

August 25, 2009 at 11:33 PM

It was your birthday Kev! I wish you the very best!!

thefictionwe_live

July 2, 2009 at 9:03 PM

I love you!

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