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MY BIRTHDAY BUDDY BEE. GOTTA REPRESENT BHLOUGHD. =]

hiiloveyou.:)
'sup? 'tis me, Balley.
h4ck1ng Typhys "teenshit."
solikeum.
Typh is full of win,&& i love her more than you do. :]
kekeke.
late-

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-Addicted to assholes.
-Being a brat comes easy for me.
-Caring is my biggest career in life.
-Drinking is what i love but i don't do it often.
-Ear volume should be turned down when talking to me.
-Funny things in life complete me.
-Girls i must admit i do adore.
-Hott ones especially.
-I will always be me, no matter the situation.
-Jokes are what carry me through.
-Kriss Kross mufucka.
-Lemonade is awesome.
-My sister is my best friend at the end of the day.
-No drugs please.
-Opening up to strangers leaves yourself vulnerable.
-Phones suck badly these days.
-Questions mean you are interested.
-Riding around with no destination is pretty cool.
-Stop signs are not something my boyfriend quite understands.
-Trouble is my second middle name.
-Understood is something i never am.
-Violence is never the proper fitting key to anything.
-Water is the best invention on the planet.
-Xcuse me while i act a fool.
-You won't ever find someone exactly like me.
-Zoo and aquariums are beautiful at night.

* I don't always look my best. I'm no where near perfect but i am fully aware. The funniest word known to the english language is "brown". I have many different styles that i create on my own. I don't follow fashion statements or new trends. I am 100% against abortions. Aborting a baby doesn't make you "un-pregnant" it makes you the mother of a dead baby. I get along with any stereotype/clique. As long as you can put up with my nonsense we'll get along just great i'm sure! I hate being put on the spot for things. I love being able to do whatever it is i want to do, and everyone goes along with it. I find it adorable when i say pathetically idiotic remarks and people laugh at them. I make mistakes and i live with them. I like to skateboard sometimes. I laugh. I joke. I cry. I get angry. I live my life. I change my mind a lot and talk too much. I have three phobias that are all irrelevant to share right here right now.

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Punksta 101 IS IN SESSION. PLS STFU && READ.

Brett is the one i can run up to with tears streaming down my face and he'll make me laugh before i can explain what happened. He seems to have my problems solved before i can finish even spitting them out. I love the way we make wise cracks at each other just to get a laugh in...but never take anything personal. I love how i can be jus another "one of the guys" when i am around him. Anything i say privately to him, remains in private.

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a111222> IF U RE-ARRANGE THE LETTERS IN "TYPHANEY" YOU GET "HITLER BBQ WTF?"

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obnoxi0us> Plz dnt h8.
obnoxi0us> DNT FKN H8 PLZ.
obnoxi0us> Dnt fkn h8 plz

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Mr_G0d> Brb, G0d needs a smoke

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AnomaIy> ABonerForNoReason. Shut your fucking trap and touch my pecker.
AnomaIy> This is not a democracy, either. Understand that.

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Tim-> My friend was laying on my bed earlier today and decided to stick his hand in his crotch.
Tim-> That was probably the closest i've ever come to having sex with a man.

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ApoIIo> Its not rape if you yell "Surprise"

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Dipesh> Where do I put my penis during sex?
Devander> In any hole, Dip.
Devander> Be creative.

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Rud23> i made a girl cry once
Rud23> we went anal and wow she cried lol
Rud23> her ahole was so freakin big when i was done with her

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Now talking in Hottub

ABonerForNoReason Pees in the hottub.

YaBoiYoshy> i dont swim in your toilet dont fuckin pee in my hottub

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ABonerForNoReason> everyone needs to stfu rly bad.
slayersfall> Typh needs to pee rly bad.

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Lukapirates says:
wait a frigan minute
Lukapirates says:
WAIT A FRIGAN MINUTE
Typh says:
HAHA.
Lukapirates says:
WHY DONT I GET CUTE TYPH ON CAM TIME
Lukapirates says:
like that!
Typh says:
that was LAST summer.
Lukapirates says:
I DONT CARE IF IT WAS ON THE MOON
Lukapirates says:
I FEEL JIPPED

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Emperor_Loser> 21/M/CALI SINGLE LOOKING FOR CUTE POSSIBLY YOUNGER GIRL BTW TO BREAK THE ICE I'M IN COURT AND MIGHT BECOME A SEX OFFENDER BUT I DON'T THINK THEY CAN REALLY PROVE ANYTHING P2P

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somedude91A> attenction gay guys plz chop offf your dicks
somedude91A> your a discrase to your man huood
stan12129> fags are gay
ABonerForNoReason> LOL.
nitsud> thank you for clarifying that
stan12129> i support gay marrage as long as both girls are hot
DanyeIIe> Dustin.
DanyeIIe> You have a big nose.
stan12129> ya
stan12129> u do
stan12129> it HUGE
ABonerForNoReason> "it HUGE"
ABonerForNoReason> What happened to the S?
stan12129> it took a break
ABonerForNoReason> LMFAO.
nitsud> my penis is fine, it's your pu$sy thats to big
Dipesh> I've seen some huge cats in my time

About Me

-The name is Typh.
-The game is being a brat.
-My heart was stolen by the perfect crime.
-Death to the bitch that tries to steal him from me.
-My birthday is July 8.
-I am addicted to HandSanitizer, Bottled Water, and Lipgloss.
-Life is too short to wait around for something to happen.
-It starts the day you are born.
-Not everything has an answer.
-Stop wasting your time looking for one.
-You control what happens in your life.
-But not the way you feel.
-Have a blast and never look back.

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Specifics

Gender:	Female
Sexuality:	Bisexual
Relationship:	In a Relationship
Location:	United States
Birthday:	July 8, 1988

Interests

Music:	I really listen to anything. But i strongly prefer music with lyrics. And definitely the kind of lyrics i can relate to.
Television:	Intervention Untold Stories Of The ER Mystery Diagnosis: Diagnosis Unknown
Movies:	Girl, Interrupted Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Happy Gilmore JJ Eating Popcorn The Movie
People:
Books:	I Have Lived A Thousand Years (Growing up in The Holocaust) Anne Frank: Diary Of A Young Girl Girl, Interrupted
Places:	Uhm. I'd like to see more than just a few places in this world.
Foods:	Chicken. Cheesecake. Plain Salad Kosher & Vlasic Dill Pickles.
Drinks:	Propel Water. Bottled Water Icy Water Filtered Water Tap Water
Sports:	Parkour, Shuffling and Footy. KEKE. Ps. GO HABS GO!!
Other:	The greatest loss is Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work is Helping others The ugliest personality trait is Selfishness The most endangered species are Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource is Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm" is Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome is Fear The most effective sleeping pill is Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease is Excuses The most powerful force in life is Determination The most dangerous pariah is A gossiper The world's most incredible computer is The brain The worst thing to be without is Hope The deadliest weapon is The Tongue The two most power-filled words are "I Can" The greatest asset is Faith The most worthless emotion is Self- pity The most beautiful attire is SMILE! The most prized possession is Integrity The most powerful channel of communication is Heart to Heart The most contagious spirit is Enthusiasm

Member Facts

Join Date:	January 26, 2008
Profile Views:	9530
Total Logins:	3330
Last Active:	17 hours ago

Latest Comments

BuildMeUp_Buttercup	July 20, 2008 03:41 AM
	i don't want to hear you tell me he's lying or that it's bullshit. because honestly. i care enough about him to not give a shit if it's a lie or not. when you're told something like that and you have no way of fingding out if it's true or not, you care. I FUCKING CARE. OKAY? IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU, TYPHANEY NICOLE?
BuildMeUp_Buttercup	July 18, 2008 06:53 PM
	My personal space says: TeenSpot. Completely useless. I hate it. But i love so many people on here so much, so i continue to come back. today i found out my best friend was in a car accident. Lukas. Lukas honeslty means more to me than life. Yeah, it's the internet. So? He so amazing. Practically perfect. Please be okay, Lukas. I don't know what to do. =/ - i would've rather not known, but thank you, Typh. i needed to.
cooljamie17	July 16, 2008 07:09 AM
	thanks for reaccepting how r u?
BuildMeUp_Buttercup	July 12, 2008 02:01 PM
	<3 you're amazing.
FREE4EVER	July 10, 2008 06:38 PM
	A Pee For No Reason
BuildMeUp_Buttercup	July 9, 2008 05:25 PM
	LOL@THATBLAQKIDDANCINGTOEVERYTIMEWETOUCH. hajaja. urnotblaq, brandon. iWasKideen.
RigorMortis-	July 7, 2008 11:45 PM
	OMG. I'm good. I'm on the PHOAN With the Todd. HOWRE YEW?
RigorMortis-	July 7, 2008 11:32 PM
	HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LYKE OH EM GEE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3333333333333333 <3333333333333333 <3333333333333333
cpanderson89	July 7, 2008 01:22 PM
	HEY! thanks for accepting...!!!! how are you doing today?
YouLookedBetteronTS-	July 6, 2008 08:27 PM
	PSH. Old lady!
YouLookedBetteronTS-	July 6, 2008 08:03 PM
	HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY !!
xox_Dani-Disaster_xox	July 3, 2008 06:31 PM
	Hey. What's up?
BuildMeUp_Buttercup	July 3, 2008 03:13 PM
	CHAYSE IS A FGT. ojk. hi, typhy. i love you. call me tonight. arrite, late-. <3
Adviser_Mord	July 2, 2008 08:52 PM
	Alright, I'll stop laughing. It's time to be serious (LOL@SERIOUSNESS4TYPH). Ya know, it's absolutely incredible how many black males try to add me as a friend every time I log on. They are such animals! They clearly would have sex wit a 'mama' who just dropped a fat brown turd. If my gf just took a fat shit, I'd tell her to clean her asshole before we begin. LOL AND THATS ALL I HAV 2 SAY ABOUT THAT
Adviser_Mord	July 2, 2008 07:39 PM
	LOL
ohmyJord	July 2, 2008 11:45 AM
	Typh. Hows you.
Adviser_Mord	July 2, 2008 02:41 AM
	LOL Buy Typhaney for L$21 I DNT GET IT :(
Adviser_Mord	July 2, 2008 02:33 AM
	My name is Typhaney. I love to laugh and joke about almost everything. I love any kind of chicken, bottled water, hand sanitizer, and lipgloss. I adore saying things that are un-called for and obscene/obnoxious. I am way too loud and i sometimes can get very annoying. That's all just for show though. When i am good friends with someone and not just acquaintences, i have a serious side to me. I am good with helping people work out conflicts. I give a ton of advice. [[Whether or not people decide to use my advice is a different story.]] I live my life to help other people. If i can change the mood of even just ONE person in a day, i think my day was definitely worth living. A lot of people say they wish this or that. Mainly that they could just be happy or have this or that. What a lot of people don't stop to think about though, is if everyone had what they wanted when they wanted it in life, and we were all happy ALL of the time, life would not be worth living.. At all. There would be nothing to look forward to and we wouldn't have major life goals for ourselves. Life is one of those 'take the bad with the good' things. Just appreciate what you DO have and try to not take the little things for granted. The more appreciative you are of what you DO have, the happier you will become. =] Just make the best of life. You only live it ONCE. LOL
FIeener	June 29, 2008 01:27 PM
	You do realize I'm madly in love with you, right? I was looking at your little logs of funny things people say and I'm not on there. Am I not funny or do you not love me enough?
BuildMeUp_Buttercup	June 28, 2008 11:38 PM
	Typh. I rlly miss you. :[ my brothers were wrestling and they fell on my kittenand killed her. snapped Oxykittens neck. i was swimming and my friends come over to get me and i booked it home , no shoes, broken ankle, and in a gravel pit. other than that... i'm peachy. <3<3<3 ily.
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