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    Anybody on this site that legitimately cares about me (lol I already assume no one ) will be glad to know I DID go out tonight but I managed to only have about 5-6 drinks and I'm currently sitting in my bed safe and sober.

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    thx for letting us know
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    Thanks for pretending to care -__-

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    hey no problem

    if anonymous internet people cannot offer you validation then what is the purpose of living
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    me fucking too.
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    I've had hangovers where I literally thought I was going to die, and that my teeth were going to fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adept View Post

    if anonymous internet people cannot offer you validation then what is the purpose of living
    i loled

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    Maybe I'm that asshole that everyone despises, but my hangovers have occured only after memorable nights during which I wrote stories for my grandkids.

    Like the time I vomited all over my Ex's fireplace hearth. The same ex that broke up with me while I was at a funeral.

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    I will never understand why people would purposely drink so much that they throw up. Puking isn't fun...

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    A lot of shit in life isn't fun.

    “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

    -Frank Sinatra

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    But you can control that... >_>

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    Have you ever been drunk?

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    You can control getting drunk and throwing up.

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    yeh but sometimes you lose control for what ever reason, and drink too much. So instead of feeling dizzy and like shit, you puke and you are fine again. You can even sometimes continue drinking, so your night isnt ruined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hovla View Post
    yeh but sometimes you lose control for what ever reason, and drink too much. So instead of feeling dizzy and like shit, you puke and you are fine again. You can even sometimes continue drinking, so your night isnt ruined.
    That sounds really intelligent. ಠ_ಠ

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnDoe429 View Post
    You can control getting drunk and throwing up.
    This is a topic where if you haven't experienced it, you're best off admitting your innocence and not revealing your inexperienced judgement.

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    Alcohol suck

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    I've never gotten dizzy or thrown up for drinking. I did get high one time while I was drunk and that exact thing happened. I don't recommend it. One of the dumber things I've done. Only negative thing I've done from drinking is blackout.

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    you drank and drove from what you said in your story...your a piece of shit

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    try doing that again and go to work tell me how you feel then
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