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    Monster Allergic reaction to life.

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    Bring pizza.

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    What's mine is mine, what's yours we share.



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    party up in here!
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    Default Allergic reaction to being from Australia

    I feel like every night at this time when all you northerners come online and I go to bed, like the kid that has gluten intollerance and asthma and who's mum makes him go home early because she's scared of the family rabbit.

    And then someome brings a MASSIVE PIZZA and the party just begins.

    I should stop eating and sleep.
    There is nothing greater than a good rest to make petty saddness dissapear.





    Apart from maybe an AK-47

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    you should move from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?

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    Default I hope to.

    Sadly the line which is thought to say 'women glow' was used for the censored to cover up the originally line - Where women 'blow'

    Thanks to the ABC (Audio Basically equivalent to Comic sans.)

    Still. Beers do flow and men do plunter.. And Lara Bingle's physique may glow.
    But we all know that would have hardly been enough for her to get the main chick role in the International Australian tourism ad.

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    Hello.

    I'm very gassy today.

    HOW ARE YOU FACE

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    Hi

    Sober.

    Oh you. How's the stomach/face/lips/ after the perri perri?
    Spitting image of Lasagne Del Rey I bet.

    Damn I can't stop thinking about food.
    To eat or not to eat?

    I was already eating when I wrote that.

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    I'm all good now. Dreading the toilet later.

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    Look on the bright side!

    Every time you go to the bathroom, you're getting a free Colonic Irrigation Hydrotherapy session worth over $60

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    Steve it's going to be an absolute lavatorial destruction
    Quote Originally Posted by equake View Post
    Sadly the line which is thought to say 'women glow' was used for the censored to cover up the originally line - Where women 'blow'

    Thanks to the ABC (Audio Basically equivalent to Comic sans.)

    Still. Beers do flow and men do plunter.. And Lara Bingle's physique may glow.
    But we all know that would have hardly been enough for her to get the main chick role in the International Australian tourism ad.
    welcome to Australia

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    Quote Originally Posted by equake View Post
    Sadly the line which is thought to say 'women glow' was used for the censored to cover up the originally line - Where women 'blow'

    Thanks to the ABC (Audio Basically equivalent to Comic sans.)

    Still. Beers do flow and men do plunter.. And Lara Bingle's physique may glow.
    But we all know that would have hardly been enough for her to get the main chick role in the International Australian tourism ad.
    That's interesting, I new knew this.

    I prefer the original version to be honest, it makes Australian women seem much more appealing.
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    We're not so bad.
    I have a feeling our Prime Mistress is a totally hussy though.



    Just chatted to my neighbours for the first time. Two friends around my age and seemed kinda cool.
    Until one of them called me intimitating.
    I just stood there and didn't know what to say.
    So I said thank you and walked back inside


    I am a walking 404 error and not leaving the house today.

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    Default 09/01/12 - Last day in Pokhara.

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    Heyy equake.
    How are you?

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    What a beautiful, bittersweet entry. It's funny that those ephemeral moments can linger the longest in our memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emorobots View Post
    What a beautiful, bittersweet entry. It's funny that those ephemeral moments can linger the longest in our memories.
    I always find that those moments become tinged with regret with the passing of time; joy and delight at having experienced them, but...if only for a bit more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali-31 View Post
    I always find that those moments become tinged with regret with the passing of time; joy and delight at having experienced them, but...if only for a bit more?
    I've experienced too many potentially wonderful moments ruined by that "bit more", tbqh. But, I tend to glorify those "single-serving friendships"; they give me life.

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    I’ve been told
    that people in the army
    do more by 7:00 am
    than I do
    in an entire day
    but if I wake
    at 6:59 am
    and turn to you
    to trace the outline of your lips
    with mine
    I will have done enough
    and killed no one
    in the process.

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    Exclamation Do to list:

    Open your fucking eyes
    Stop swearing
    Learn to read maps
    Finish packing
    Throw away everything else
    Fire twirl more
    Climb more
    Read more
    Give more
    Work harder
    Function
    Survive
    Love
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