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07-13-2012 10:20 AM #1
Allergic reaction to life.
07-13-2012 11:05 AM #2
07-13-2012 11:05 AM #3
07-13-2012 11:12 AM #4
Allergic reaction to being from Australia
I feel like every night at this time when all you northerners come online and I go to bed, like the kid that has gluten intollerance and asthma and who's mum makes him go home early because she's scared of the family rabbit.
And then someome brings a MASSIVE PIZZA and the party just begins.
I should stop eating and sleep.
There is nothing greater than a good rest to make petty saddness dissapear.
Apart from maybe an AK-47
07-13-2012 11:17 AM #5
you should move from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?
07-13-2012 11:50 AM #6
I hope to.
Sadly the line which is thought to say 'women glow' was used for the censored to cover up the originally line - Where women 'blow'
Thanks to the ABC (Audio Basically equivalent to Comic sans.)
Still. Beers do flow and men do plunter.. And Lara Bingle's physique may glow.
But we all know that would have hardly been enough for her to get the main chick role in the International Australian tourism ad.
07-13-2012 11:53 AM #7
- Join Date
- Sep 2011
I'm very gassy today.
HOW ARE YOU FACE
07-13-2012 11:59 AM #8
Oh you. How's the stomach/face/lips/ after the perri perri?
Spitting image of Lasagne Del Rey I bet.
Damn I can't stop thinking about food.
To eat or not to eat?
I was already eating when I wrote that.
07-13-2012 12:05 PM #9
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- Sep 2011
I'm all good now. Dreading the toilet later.
07-13-2012 12:10 PM #10
Look on the bright side!
Every time you go to the bathroom, you're getting a free Colonic Irrigation Hydrotherapy session worth over $60
07-13-2012 12:58 PM #11
07-13-2012 01:50 PM #12
Last edited by rednaxula; 07-13-2012 at 02:02 PM."I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar."
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07-13-2012 09:29 PM #13
We're not so bad.
I have a feeling our Prime Mistress is a totally hussy though.
Just chatted to my neighbours for the first time. Two friends around my age and seemed kinda cool.
Until one of them called me intimitating.
I just stood there and didn't know what to say.
So I said thank you and walked back inside
I am a walking 404 error and not leaving the house today.
07-15-2012 06:22 AM #14
09/01/12 - Last day in Pokhara.
Last edited by equake; 12-25-2012 at 03:06 PM.
07-15-2012 06:47 AM #15
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- Jul 2012
How are you?
07-15-2012 08:50 AM #16
What a beautiful, bittersweet entry. It's funny that those ephemeral moments can linger the longest in our memories.
07-15-2012 12:24 PM #17
07-16-2012 05:09 AM #18
07-21-2012 08:16 AM #19
I’ve been told
that people in the army
do more by 7:00 am
than I do
in an entire day
but if I wake
at 6:59 am
and turn to you
to trace the outline of your lips
I will have done enough
and killed no one
in the process.
07-24-2012 07:52 AM #20
Do to list:
Open your fucking eyes
Learn to read maps
Throw away everything else
Fire twirl more
Last edited by equake; 07-24-2012 at 07:59 AM.