Craziet thing Your parents ever did growing up?

[ProdigalSonReturned]

So. Everyone talks about this Generation, but from the stories i hear about my dad and uncles, they did way more fucked u shit than i ever did and i'm sure its the same with a lot of you guys so whats the craziest thing your folks ever did growing up.

Mom my was like THE perfect angel. i thing the closest she got to doing some "bad" was having wine coolers at a football when she was 19.


My DAD on the other was.. a different story.He ran the streets. My uncles told me on His senior prom night, He got all dressed up, had a car and everything, but 30 minutes before Prom, masked up and robbed a liquor store got about 400 in alcohol and 200 from the register (which was a shit load in 66) Then after smoking like three joints went to prom, dance got drunk, and used the money they took to buy a hotel room for the night.

[XsrdX22]

When my mom was 17, she was a bartender and was friends with some people who owned a bar. She got really drunk one night, went to another bar in Boston, tried driving home, hit a bunch of cars, then finally made it home. A cop came and picked her up the next day and sort of told her what happened, but they let her off and she didn't have to pay shit.
And I'm pretty sure my Dad killed a few guys over the course of his life.

[Stay-Gold]

I'd just like to point out I'm proud that neither of my parents did anything very criminal o.O

My mom was a good kid.
My dad and uncle liked to play jokes and shit.
My dad knocked over a portapotty while my uncle was using it not realizing it was at the top of a hill.That shit rolled all the way down and my uncle was covered head to toe in shit. xD
My aunt pissed off my uncle and when she turned to walk away, he threw a knife at her. Ended up getting stuck in her shoulder and my dad had to pull it out.and patch her up.

Idk. my uncle's writing a biography type thing and there's lots of shit in it like that.

[ProdigalSonReturned]

I'd just like to point out I'm proud that neither of my parents did anything very criminal o.O

My mom was a good kid.
My dad and uncle liked to play jokes and shit.
My dad knocked over a portapotty while my uncle was using it not realizing it was at the top of a hill.That shit rolled all the way down and my uncle was covered head to toe in shit. xD
My aunt pissed off my uncle and when she turned to walk away, he threw a knife at her. Ended up getting stuck in her shoulder and my dad had to pull it out.and patch her up.

Idk. my uncle's writing a biography type thing and there's lots of shit in it like that.

Stabbing Some one is Pretty criminal.

Yea My dad was a Heroin Dealer who put himself and three brothers through college, and fought in Vietnam so i have no idea how to classify him morally.

[XsrdX22]

Stabbing Some one is Pretty criminal.

Yea My dad was a Heroin Dealer who put himself and three brothers through college, and fought in Vietnam so i have no idea how to classify him morally.

He sounds like he'd be chaotic good on the alignment chart. What a badass.

[StupidBetch-]

My mom admitted that she looted during the LA Riots

She also had a Best Buy scheme going on when I was growing up. She made a deal with the security guard who would check receipts. She would load her cart up with electronics and sneak out and he would pretend check her receipt. she would sell the stuff cheap and give him a cut. She never got caught but had to stop when her dumb friend got caught and put in jail.

My dad never did anything crazy really. I think the craziest thing he did was get shot a couple times.

[CrazyNicole]

My dad and his friends went to one of their buddy's truck and lit it on fire in a residential area, as a joke. Luckily no one was caught and no one was harmed.

[Stay-Gold]

Stabbing Some one is Pretty criminal.

Yea My dad was a Heroin Dealer who put himself and three brothers through college, and fought in Vietnam so i have no idea how to classify him morally.

It also wasn't either of my parents that did it, so...Like I said, neither of my parents did anything very criminal.

[mmmpizza]

I'm not even going to get into what my dad did but he was facing some time in a federal prison. My mom never really did anything she did drugs and used to have a temper from what I'm told she would get into fights with my dad and bust out windshields of his cars... legit craycray.

My dad taught me how to get away with most of my criminal activities, so that should tell you how he was.

[Porcheria]

My father was a drug lord in the 70's to the early 90's. Like, serious serious dealing like the drugs went straight to him to cut it and shit. He dealt to big time celebrities and then in the 80's he murdered someone and went to prison for it in the 90's.
He ended up getting a degree while in prison and when he got out he was an interventionist and ended up working with high end celebrities and all that shit. Rock stars and stuff.

My mom, idk, she did drugs in the 80's... That's pretty much it. Now she's an alcoholic. Haha.

[ProdigalSonReturned]

My father was a drug lord in the 70's to the early 90's. Like, serious serious dealing like the drugs went straight to him to cut it and shit. He dealt to big time celebrities and then in the 80's he murdered someone and went to prison for it in the 90's.
He ended up getting a degree while in prison and when he got out he was an interventionist and ended up working with high end celebrities and all that shit. Rock stars and stuff.

My mom, idk, she did drugs in the 80's... That's pretty much it. Now she's an alcoholic. Haha.

I think My Dad. might has sold to your dad. or visa versa at one point.

[Porcheria]

More than likely. Boccadifalco?

[ProdigalSonReturned]

More than likely. Boccadifalco?

[Dioz]

Made me.

[Kiralicious]

My dad cheated on my mom and smoked pot with one of the rockettes performing in the Christmas Spectacular at the Fox Theatre in Detroit when he worked there.

She found out because a.) he brought the pot home and tried to get her to smoke it with him
b.) and he got chlamydia from the dancer and passed it to her

I'm not sure whether it's kinda sorta funny or all around fucked up.

[graceywoah]

My mom got arrested for loitering. That's about it.
My dad was a bad ass, though. He was always getting into fights and breaking bones and shit. He told me him and my uncle hot wired someones car and went joy riding once. Not sure how many of his stories I believe, but my dad likes to paint the portrait that he was hot shit.

[JohnDoe429]

My dad is Whitey Bulger.

My dad said he used to smoke pot, back when it was way less potent, and he rode dirt bikes. That's about all he did.

My mom claims that she has never gotten drunk or high. I believe her. She got a speeding ticket once.

You can tell where I got my badass genes from. JK, doing drugs, having meaningless sex, getting drunk, etc doesn't make you cool.

[Reginasfangirl]

My mom had a bit of the goody two shoes that I am for most of her early life. My dad was a little more wild. He smoked weed in college and one time during a friend's bachelor party he drank an entire fifth of Southern Comfort and passed out in a bath tub haha.