Funny joke (don't read if you don't like dark humor)

[Paulzee]

There's a middle-aged man in his late 30's or so driving down the highway one night when he says a wrecked SUV on the side of the rode with its headlights still on. He pulls over to investigate. It looks like the vehicle flipped and rolled over a couple times. He notices the driver and a passenger still inside. The passenger was a little girl who looked only to be about 10 or so and she was crying for help. She must've been there for several hours and it looked like she was unable to undo her seatbelt. The man cut her loose and she asked if her brother (the man in the driver's seat) was dead. The man went to check the pulse. The father was indeed dead.

"Have you got any parents? Other siblings?" He asked.

The girl, still sobbing, replied "No. We were orphans."

"No aunts, uncles? No other relatives?"

The girl quietly shook her head.

"Well, today just isn't your day then." The man began unzipping his pants.

[channybabez15]

lol wtf haha :'D

[madipaige100]

Bahaha love this

[sweetheart167]

omg this is funny shit

[evilbunny100]

that poor girl, have to see that old penis