Have you ever...?

[Ollie_94]

I went round my friends on firework night and as the were quite alot of people so we had around 200 fireworks and after drinking quite a bit we decided to set a few off in the shed. A couple of rockets and one of those fountain things and the wooden shed caught a light and was engulfed in flames quite quickly.

[Reginasfangirl]

I knew goon would come into this sooner or later.

What is goon?

[XsrdX22]

You're all small time

[aubrieanne]

uhh...you're cool...



I can't account for the accuracy of this story because I wasn't there...but this is what I heard:

The dumbest thing I ever heard of around here was this guy told another drunk guy to punch him (the former peed near the latter's car, and the latter was pissed). No one expected him to punch the other, but he did. The one who was punched stumbled backward, fell, and busted his head on the garage floor. Blood splattered everywhere and he started gushing blood from his head. He went unconscious, and everyone thought he was dead. He woke up a while later, and his sister took him to the hospital. He ended up needing four staples in his head.

While all of this was going on, a bunch of drunk teens started driving home because they thought the cops were going to show.

[MizzNani]

Nuh-Uh not in a thousand years, I'm trying to live above the influence;no offence though.

[Trendea]

Have you ever been so drunk you fell face down in a male teacher's lap? Uggggggg.

[MaceyBaby]

I party hard with all the NYC socialites