Some jokes that can help break the ice.
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04-09-2012 11:45 AM #1Registered User
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Jokes you can use
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04-10-2012 05:51 PM #2Registered User
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I'm a really big fan of those cheesy (borderline stupid) jokes you can get off laffy taffy wrappers.
How does the man on the moon keep his hair so tidy? Eclipse it.
When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe you idiot, breathe."
Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs!"It might not be a lot but I feel like I'm making the most."
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07-12-2012 03:32 AM #3
Girl you so cute that when your done with hookers you say "fuck you bitch you pay me"
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07-14-2012 11:50 AM #4
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe you idiot,
breathe."
LOL!
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07-17-2012 02:42 PM #5
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you think this is a joke, then why am I fucking you.
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07-18-2012 06:23 PM #6
You know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
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07-23-2012 06:05 AM #7Something
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roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper, than dinner for two.
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07-23-2012 11:53 AM #8Registered User
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Roses are red, I think you're divine. I'll be the six, if you be the nine.
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