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    it's a bad sign when you're able to fill a regular sized garbage bag with trash from your room.
    anyways, going to start enjoying the outdoors more and in general just stay off my lazy ass. need to take a shower but i rly don't want to. that's also a bad sign. tbh i'm surprised i haven't fused together with my bed sheets and become one with my bed.

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    Time to map out possible schedules I can have for the Fall semester. Oyee.
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    I've been wanting to poop since yesterday. My mind is telling me yess, but my body is telling me nooo

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    Tomorrow is going to be an awkward day as I'm not sure how people have or will react. I reckon my best bet is to go in as nothing has happened and only to answer if questions are asked, try and keep my head down and wait for it to blow over.

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    what happened ollie

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    Told my best friend to apply for a job at this place just because I miss working with her. She said she applied earlier but idk. Doubtful.

    One lady was telling me that she already has 50+ hours of overtime and there are still days left in the billing cycle. Want that.
    I know that the world is not going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015.

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    i needs to get skinny so i can cut my hair off again.

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    Obama just landed for March Madness and my mom is all like 'HEATHER LETS GO SEE OBAMA!!!!! WANT TO?????'

    Pass. I fell ass backwards into seeing Biden right after he landed on my way to work once an hour drive and the highway was a ghost town I didn't know the fuck was going on. Cops were everywhere and only like two other cars were on the road with me. Then I totes saw the motorcade (sp?).
    I know that the world is not going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015.

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    It's so nice out, and I just want to do something outdoorsy...except I don't even know what to do. lol.
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    i can't even watch that trailer for Titanic 3D without cryinggg
    how can i live
    Don't think.

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    I swear I'm gonna be on Wheel of Fortune. I'm so good at this game.
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    Jeeze. I hope this isn't my life now. I'm so tired I barely move but I must do laundry, shower, and feed the dogs. I got almost no sleep last night so it carried over to today. And it won't be getting much better since I was told my Thursday job will end up being a 12-15 hour job without the travel time which is 2.5 hours. Friday I'm crashing so hard.
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    My guts hurt from laughing so much, gotta love RuPauls Drag race!

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    Getting a slight headache grrr
    Going to try and get some chemistry done...test on Thursday, and all extra credit due by Friday. I'm doing two extra credit papers so I at least get a B. If I don't get a B I will cry for the rest of eternity and burn down the school. I don't want a single C this year and I'm a week away from changing that.
    Also, my English teacher better grade me fairly and not take off 'late' points on what I turned in today. Firstly, they were only due yesterday, and it's not fair to expect me to do that shit when I'm on my fucking death bed, missing three days of school that week. I'll shit on him. I deserve an extra day to turn my things in, I'm a good kid, mofo.
    Don't think.

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    The guy on Jeopardy (not Alex Trebek, the contestant) looks like a fucking psycho holding the clicker in his hand with his arms crossed. Psychooooooo. :
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    really cam really
    naming your new shit after your school
    laaaaaaame
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    omg it was my lil cuz's 16th bday today. i felt so old around her and her little friends. ugh i hate my life. i'm going to stop stuffing my fat face and i'm gonna get skinny and pretty and get some actually decent friends and get a job and live my fucking life. i'm so sick of thisssssSssSssSSSSs. waaaaaah.

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    Fido was such a good/funny/weird horror movie. lol.
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    I went to a 21st birthday of a friend's sister
    I mean wow that was another world

    exceptionally wealthy family - free bar was abused by all

    then it turned into My Super Sweet Sixteen except like...my Totally Twisted Twenty-First

    firstly the car thing happened - she got a brand new soft-top convertible Alfa-Romeo Spider

    then some shitty unknown celebrities arrived (apparently from Hollyoaks)

    then a male stripper arrived (and his performance was absolutely hilarious)

    I mean, what a bizarre night
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    Quote Originally Posted by le-franglais View Post
    I went to a 21st birthday of a friend's sister
    I mean wow that was another world

    exceptionally wealthy family - free bar was abused by all

    then it turned into My Super Sweet Sixteen except like...my Totally Twisted Twenty-First

    firstly the car thing happened - she got a brand new soft-top convertible Alfa-Romeo Spider

    then some shitty unknown celebrities arrived (apparently from Hollyoaks)

    then a male stripper arrived (and his performance was absolutely hilarious)

    I mean, what a bizarre night
    That sounds fucking hilarious.
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