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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDisintegrators View Post
    Eating cheesecake. You jealous?
    your death will be slow and agonizing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Staceypigeons View Post
    Taking naps always makes me feel so much worse after D:
    i knowww right. i always feel like shit after taking long naps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelsav2 View Post
    your death will be slow and agonizing.



    i knowww right. i always feel like shit after taking long naps.
    Yeah you jealous.

    Felt amazing after my nap today. :smugface:
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    ~insert an andy sure thing pick up line~

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    Also, I've just ate cake. You jel again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDisintegrators View Post
    Yeah you jealous.

    Felt amazing after my nap today. :smugface:
    okay now it will be really slow.

    i'm trying not to take naps longer than 30-45 mins becuz apparently any longer than that and when you wake up you feel like shit. idfk, i just better sleep tonight or ima be pissssssed~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staceypigeons View Post
    Also, I've just ate cake. You jel again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelsav2 View Post
    okay now it will be really slow.

    i'm trying not to take naps longer than 30-45 mins becuz apparently any longer than that and when you wake up you feel like shit. idfk, i just better sleep tonight or ima be pissssssed~
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    ~insert an andy sure thing pick up line~

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    Want to cuddle.
    I know that the world is not going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015.

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    me tooooooooo!

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    hmmm

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    Stomach's growling because I slept through dinner.

    This week is going to suck majorly. Waking up before 6 literally every day but Wednesday.

    Edit: Just made a grilled cheese. I felt like a world famous chef, until I dropped the bread on the floor and the first sandwich turned out black (my dad was the last one to use the toaster, meaning he burns his food to a crisp).
    Last edited by MischiefManagedx; 02-13-2012 at 09:47 PM.
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    Joinin weight watchers these cookies have gotten the best of me.

    And I need to shower. I smell like a garbage truck. Without a place to be I just keep forgetting to shower. Sexxxy.
    I know that the world is not going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015.

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    so now my mom's scared me into thinking i have Celiac disease. i do think something is wrong with me, though. idk, but i've definitely got to start eating better. i've been doing good, but this past week i got menstrual-induced munchies and i couldn't resist thinking of going gluten-free but i think that means no bread and no bread is... just... incomprehensible... i can't even...

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    I always find it really awkward when people tell me I look like Nicki Minaj. We don't look anything alike. I feel like they just say that because I'm Black and I wear bright lipstick...

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    been throwing my dog blueberry line drives for 1/2 hr.. he hasn't missed on yet. i think the mets should sign him

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    I've read more statuses about people complaining about people bitching about tomorrow, than actually reading people bitching about the holiday itself.

    Everyone just needs to shut the hell up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidBetch- View Post
    I always find it really awkward when people tell me I look like Nicki Minaj. We don't look anything alike. I feel like they just say that because I'm Black and I wear bright lipstick...
    Hay, your ass is real so you > her.

    But tbh if you rocked a pink wig I'd tell you that looked like her.
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    Gah.

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    My friend is going to set me up on a date with mexican buddha, I'm super excited!!!

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    i want to know what the flippin song on this video is. shazam on my phone can't find it

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocklobster- View Post
    My friend is going to set me up on a date with mexican buddha, I'm super excited!!!
    yummy
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