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    Quote Originally Posted by hipstersquirrels View Post
    Actually, you didn't win because you pulled a cheap ass move, just because you couldn't think of anything better to call me except fat.
    And, because even if you didn't unban me, Steve would have, said he would have, said he will in the future.
    So really, you don't have anything, and I win.
    i never called you fat?

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    I was at my boyfriend's final show for tour tonight, it was at a bar.

    And these two cops wandered in, all dressed in uniform, and proceeded to flirt with every girl in there. Not that they really needed to put forth any effort, the girls latched onto them like leeches, it was pretty pathetic, they were trying to get pictures with them and everything.

    but it was so funny.
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    My dick looks like an Indian woman.
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    At first I thought I was just tanorexic until a concerned ts citizen informed me that I was black. So considerate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelsaa- View Post
    THANK YOU!

    it's at good ol' Wally World, overnight cashier
    Just what you wanted, an overnight job! good luck girlll.

    Oh, Dark Knight Rises was intense. And I have to be at work in 35 minutes. I haven't been to sleep tonight. THIS DAY AT WORK WILL BE FUN.
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    You guys. I just watched the sun come up.

    What are you doing, Miranda. Look at your life; look at your choices.


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    I woke up to cool breeze and rain on my feet from my window
    nice feeling
    then I got too hot again so I closed it all up and put the air on even though it's nice and sunless
    I need to start writing, too much shit in my head and not enough people in my life

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    dyed my hair
    goodbye virgin hair
    it looks super luscious and shiny now though which is what i expected since it was blondish before and is now dark brown
    and it makes my curls look superb
    and my eyes pop
    plus it matches my eyebrows now lol

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    going camping tonight!

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    I haven't had a good night sleep for several months because of what I did to you. And you reject all my attempts to make it up to you and make things right, even though you did tons of shit, too. I shouldn't even fucking care anymore, but I do it anyway. Fuck you for getting under my skin.

    "omg your such a moran"
    My food is problematic.

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    i just slept for 12 hours straight, GOOD MORNING TEENSPOT. or should i say good evening since its almost 6pm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legolambnon View Post
    I haven't had a good night sleep for several months because of what I did to you. And you reject all my attempts to make it up to you and make things right, even though you did tons of shit, too. I shouldn't even fucking care anymore, but I do it anyway. Fuck you for getting under my skin.
    need someone to rant to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reticentt View Post
    need someone to rant to?
    *Sigh* no, not really... I'm just tired of caring about it.

    "omg your such a moran"
    My food is problematic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legolambnon View Post
    *Sigh* no, not really... I'm just tired of caring about it.
    i can relate but as you wish sweetheart, but im always here if you need to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reticentt View Post
    i can relate but as you wish sweetheart, but im always here if you need to!
    I appreciate that. Thank you.

    "omg your such a moran"
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    you're very welcome!


    god..dad gets so weird when he fasts..he just gave me a lecture about not praying and sleeping too late/much..wtf?
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    My purse that I ordered a lifetime ago finally came today. FINALLY.
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    They are canceling Batman showings because of the mass shooting? Why? Do they expect it to be a Batman related killing spree?
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    FWIW they are the nicest bible thumping southern racists i've ever seen


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    Tommy Hilfiger did a photoshoot for their fall/winter line on a farm in my town. In the middle of summer. It's been like 100 degrees almost every day for over a month.

    I feel so bad for those models.
    "The printing press taught people how to read. The internet taught people how to write."

    I finally made a Tumblr

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    Severe headache = No food + no water for 2 days.

    Yay.

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    ....

    Yeah, I think we'll know what happened if you never get online again.
    "The printing press taught people how to read. The internet taught people how to write."

    I finally made a Tumblr

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