Make a better threatening message then me,lets see

[Jlink]

I'm going to shove your hair down your trickling throat

while booming your dick on a sega planet,when it spins

you'll be asking for twenty threesomes right in your doggystyle mouth

and it will be cuddly like a twin frog burping your butt till you smoke a duck

and when that duck comes after you,better wear your rubber ducky pants

cause this is going to be a sick trip with a winding fella on your back

for splitting eggs down your pants and waffles

Any questions jerkoff?

[kelfano]

i wil cut off ur left eyeball nd give it to u to eat raw

[chucklesthepsychoclown]

Either this is misplaced, or ya suck at writing funny threatening messages. This doesn't qualify as randomly funny, just inane.

[Pulse_of_the_Tylers_666]

Either this is misplaced, or ya suck at writing funny threatening messages. This doesn't qualify as randomly funny, just inane.

[Delan_]

wat

[hi_im_gregg]

Is the comedy here the fact that I now want to bash your face in for posting this stupidity?

[BLDKiD]

Is the comedy here the fact that I now want to bash your face in for posting this stupidity?

[stayawke96]

Um..

[strawbunni]

Wtf dude, wtf is wrong with you.

[ShelbyWuWu123]

shut the fuck up or i will poke you with my magic hobo....on a stick!!! lol im high

[Purplecookie1405]

I'd say just insane

[Susannahbigheart]

I will tie you to a chair made out of knives, with loads and loads of duct tape, then I will rip out your soul, slowly tear it apart piece by piece, making sure you feel the excruciating pain with each piece that I tear form it. Then I'll force all the pieces down your throat, and watch you gasp for air while you choke on your own soul. Then I'll do the heimliech manuver on you, and make you spit out your own soul. When that's over, I'll rip all the duct tape off of you, laughing mainiacally as you feel the burns as all the hair rips off of your body. Then I'll take salt, vinegar, alchol, and acid, and a lemon just for fun, and pur it over your burns and the cuts you recieved while sitting on the chair of knives. And finally, to put the icing on the cake, I'll call an exorcist over and have him watch you screaming around on the floor like a banshee. He'll be convinced that youre possessed, and excorize you to Hell, where they'll tire ropes of barbed wire to you limbs and use you as a marionette, making you do humiliating things, which they'll then take pictures of, and post all over the internet, and people will be laughing at you, mocking you for all eternity.
How's that for a threatening message? As threatening as I could get. Your message is pretty threatening lol.

[I_Am_Once_Was]

Tonight. You.

[Susannahbigheart]

That one was pretty terrifying. I find it even more scary because of the whole ATHF "Hand Banana" reference, lol

[TheGreat_]

I will rip your @$$ off and wipe my face with it... >_>

Wait... swap @$$ and face.

No. Nvm. Talk about awesome argument stopper. Pretty sure that's scary enough.

[toshirawr]

I will give you to the Westboro Baptist Church and let them adopt you. BOOYAH!

[pey_lexus]

i will cut your dick off and moke it into a smothie and force you to drink it

[Luke_Carpenter]

this is frickin' weird lol

[TiinyBeans]

Yall Lame for This . . Deadass