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    oh god. TS has synced up... I'm out

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    Washed my dreads with this medicated tingle shampoo and a little got into my vahooch.... It's like having vicks in my poocha. D:


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    how do you get your vagina wet
    washing your hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProdigalSonReturned View Post
    how do you get your vagina wet
    washing your hair?
    In the shower, the shampoo runs down our soaking wet bodies into the crevice that is our womanhood.
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    Nell's the baddest bitch on TS


    I'm a sexy piece of meat and a freak in bed.

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    ...bend over and the water doesn't even run down your body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freakyfreakchick View Post
    In the shower, the shampoo runs down our soaking wet bodies into the crevice that is our womanhood.
    that was so poetic.

    i think i'm gonna start my period but im not sure. all i'm getting now is old blood. but srsly we prob our syncing up via tc lmao.
    i hate ppl
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    oh
    i wash my head in the sink seperately so... i wouldn't know. my bad

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    You wash your head separately,why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freakyfreakchick View Post
    In the shower, the shampoo runs down our soaking wet bodies into the crevice that is our womanhood.
    love it!

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    I only have one testicle.

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    It's still tingling and cold, guys... I think they're gonna have to operate.


    Quote Originally Posted by ProdigalSonReturned
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    Quote Originally Posted by Porcheria View Post
    It's still tingling and cold, guys... I think they're gonna have to operate.
    You could wash it out with warm water. But that would prolly make your vagina feel like its on fire.

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    I rinsed it forever, dude!


    Quote Originally Posted by ProdigalSonReturned
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelsaa- View Post
    that was so poetic.

    i think i'm gonna start my period but im not sure. all i'm getting now is old blood. but srsly we prob our syncing up via tc lmao.
    women are gross!

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    You should put some baking soda in your vag to see if the chemicals from the shampoo and the baking soda cause a chemical reaction.


    Im sorry im just really bored

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    Quote Originally Posted by Generic_screenname View Post
    You should put some baking soda in your vag to see if the chemicals from the shampoo and the baking soda cause a chemical reaction.


    Im sorry im just really bored
    If you're so bored why don't you put a rusty nail up into your urethra?
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    hi
    ~insert an andy sure thing pick up line~

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDisintegrators View Post
    If you're so bored why don't you put a rusty nail up into your urethra?
    They put a foley cathader in me when i got my appendix removed. 2 cm in diameter rubber tube in my urethra. I know that type of pain friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David View Post
    women are gross!
    Old blood looks like serious tar colored diarrhea poop, too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Porcheria View Post
    I rinsed it forever, dude!
    I once got that feeling when I used men's shaving cream to shave down there. It'll go away.
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    I'm a sexy piece of meat and a freak in bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmpizza View Post
    You wash your head separately,why?
    aLWays how i did it

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