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  1. #10181
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    a week....

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    The poop I had this afternoon was a-maz-ing!
    You don't even go here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David View Post
    7 years as of april.

    j/s.
    you always win these discussions

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    I picked my nose the other day and it started bleeding at work.
    You don't even go here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali-31 View Post
    you always win these discussions
    I wish i didn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by David View Post
    I wish i didn't
    at least you've been on ts longer though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali-31 View Post
    at least you've been on ts longer though
    that doesn't help

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    Bleeding through this damn tampon and I have no idea how. It's only been in for 4 hours and it's a super plus. SUPER. PLUS. What the fuck.....
    Open your heart open your mind to a new world
    Spread out your wings and learn to fly to a new world
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    Run free and wild, let your heart soar with the eagles
    Run free and wild, let your love take over

    Quote Originally Posted by IzzyRod View Post
    Kaylan's... Kaylan.
    There's no other way to describe it.

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    Is it in awkwardly?

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    My boyfriend is visiting his parents this weekend. I'm going to tease him by emailing links for new sex positions I want to try but can't because he's out of town.



    I'm a very rude person.

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    Taking off my bra after a long day is just like letting an avalanche of boobs/stress down.
    Feels sooo much better.
    Quote Originally Posted by AZ_SP33DY View Post
    I work up today with the biggest boner, my schlong hit my night stand when i got up, worst morning ever like ZOMG

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    Ugh I hate my cycle it always fucks up when I come into contact with new cycles.

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    Can I talk bout my fart that really wasnt a fart. I had 3 burger kings burgers then I got home and went to bed I started to have farts I was only in my undies then I shat all in my bed and i made my grandma change my sheets n took a shower

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    I have a wound on my penis (sat on it awkwardly at work and a cut was the result) and have been advised to abstain from sex/masturbation. Even peeing hurts, but there's less pain now than there was a week or so ago. My girlfriend has deliberately been playing on my misfortune - dressing provocatively, dirty texts and a whole host of other slutty (I say this loosely, don't get your knickers in twist, feminist sluts) stuff. I am incredible horny after she riled me up again last night, and, when this shit heals, I'm going to absolutely destroy her. I fear my penis may never heal, earth-shattering sex is impending.

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    I think I have a cyst on my arse, but can't afford to get it seen to, nor can I afford the recovery time I've heard about such cysts requiring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by then-silence View Post
    Taking off my bra after a long day is just like letting an avalanche of boobs/stress down.
    Feels sooo much better.
    Best feeling ever.
    It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

    Quote Originally Posted by K_F_C View Post
    Age is irrelevant anyways
    If you can count, you're ready to mount

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    x
    Last edited by equake; 12-25-2012 at 02:53 PM.

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    what about me equake

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondtrimSlim View Post
    I have a wound on my penis (sat on it awkwardly at work .
    wat

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    Got my period, took Pamprin, still feeling shitty.

    Fuck it, staying in bed for the rest of the day.
    "The printing press taught people how to read. The internet taught people how to write."

    I finally made a Tumblr

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