TMI (Too Much Information)

[MatchesAndIgnition]

And we have to listen to guys beg for it.

[MatchesAndIgnition]

Honestly though, I still try. I'd be like c'mon baby put it in my ass. We've tried everything. Diff lubes and positions. Can't get it in anymore. My ass wants no more.

[ProdigalSonReturned]

I've tried anal. He couldn't get more than the head in without me crying :/ shit hurts like fucking Hell. Guys def have the advantage.

i felt lik emy dick was gonna break in half and split in to at the same time so it wasn't apicnic for me.

[berrryfrezh]

Its so freaky in p0rn when they can go straight from pussy to ass without missing a beat because its so loose in the back.

[ProdigalSonReturned]

Honestly though, I still try. I'd be like c'mon baby put it in my ass. We've tried everything. Diff lubes and positions. Can't get it in anymore. My ass wants no more.

You better get some anal plugs/beads bitch adn start to stretching

[berrryfrezh]

I want to stick my finger under foreskin and pull foreskin back... must find an uncut guy asap.

[ProdigalSonReturned]

EWWWW ***** EWWWW

[berrryfrezh]

IT POPPED! I didn't need to go to the ER after all.

I peed and wiped myself like normal then saw all this blood and my first thought was 'omg I'm on my period! I CAN'T FIT A TAMPON PAST THAT SWOLLEN BEAST!!!' then I realized it was bleeding, really badly. So I kept wiping and trying to get the blood out then I got pee in the sore I guess because did it burn oh how it burned. I wanted to cry.

Thank God I remembered I had some of those vagisil itch wipes laying around. Those are the greatest invention. It currently doesn't burn, hurt, or itch. It however won't stop bleeding.

Just ew. Worst couple of days of my life tbh.

[StupidBetch-]

If a guy wants anal he's gonna have to let me stick something up his ass first.

[ProdigalSonReturned]

If a guy wants anal he's gonna have to let me stick something up his ass first.

don't you complian about attracting DL guys anyway? or is that another Black girl living in LA on here? i havne't been on in forever so idk

[StupidBetch-]

I think that's someone else. I attract psychos.

[ProdigalSonReturned]

I think that's someone else. I attract psychos.

My apologies madam Mish

[MatchesAndIgnition]

IT POPPED! I didn't need to go to the ER after all.

I peed and wiped myself like normal then saw all this blood and my first thought was 'omg I'm on my period! I CAN'T FIT A TAMPON PAST THAT SWOLLEN BEAST!!!' then I realized it was bleeding, really badly. So I kept wiping and trying to get the blood out then I got pee in the sore I guess because did it burn oh how it burned. I wanted to cry.

Thank God I remembered I had some of those vagisil itch wipes laying around. Those are the greatest invention. It currently doesn't burn, hurt, or itch. It however won't stop bleeding.

Just ew. Worst couple of days of my life tbh.

Wtf are you talking about?

[Kiralicious]

Wtf are you talking about?

This is just a guess, but she might be talking about the cyst she mentioned a few pages back.

This is a TMI thread, it's not necessarily meant to be on topic.

Anywhoo, update on my infection: The outside still itches slightly and still burns like shit when I pee, but everything's looking better from a mirror's point of view. Here's hoping that tomorrow my poor vagina will be good as new.

[ladyxviolinist]

Sooo...I've had a sinus infection for more than a week. It's really nasty. I'm hacking up mucus and it's green and yellow and spotted throughout a clear substance. My nose is raw from constantly wiping it and my doctor hasn't prescribed any medication. I feel disgusting.

[Freakyfreakchick]

This is just a guess, but she might be talking about the cyst she mentioned a few pages back.

This is a TMI thread, it's not necessarily meant to be on topic.

Anywhoo, update on my infection: The outside still itches slightly and still burns like shit when I pee, but everything's looking better from a mirror's point of view. Here's hoping that tomorrow my poor vagina will be good as new.

I just get Monistat and kill that sucker. They have a one day thing where all you have to do is put it in before bed. it leaks out and it kinda burns a bit at first, but then it numbs it.

[Reginasfangirl]

Buying a toilet plunger and nothing else.

The reason why they have self service checkouts at the grocery store.

[CrazyNicole]

I'm glad you're feeling better Kiralicous! Sorry I forgot saying the bit about tight underwear as well, I'm happy it's finally clearing out.


TMI:
I ate chicken wings for the first time in forever last night....
I can't stop pooping today it's ridiculous.

[kelsav2]

me just now

[Freakyfreakchick]

me just now

I'm so keeping that lol