+ Reply to Thread
Page 419 of 635 FirstFirst ... 319 369 409 417 418 419 420 421 429 469 519 ... LastLast
Results 8,361 to 8,380 of 12699
  1. #8361
    Registered User MatchesAndIgnition's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    130

    Default

    And we have to listen to guys beg for it.

  2. #8362
    Registered User MatchesAndIgnition's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    130

    Default

    Honestly though, I still try. I'd be like c'mon baby put it in my ass. We've tried everything. Diff lubes and positions. Can't get it in anymore. My ass wants no more.

  3. #8363
    -Banned- ProdigalSonReturned is offline
    Banned User
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    10,848

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MatchesAndIgnition View Post
    I've tried anal. He couldn't get more than the head in without me crying :/ shit hurts like fucking Hell. Guys def have the advantage.
    i felt lik emy dick was gonna break in half and split in to at the same time so it wasn't apicnic for me.

  4. #8364
    Registered User berrryfrezh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    4,792

    Default

    Its so freaky in p0rn when they can go straight from pussy to ass without missing a beat because its so loose in the back.
    I know that the world is not going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015.

    tumblr
    ask and you shall receive

  5. #8365
    -Banned- ProdigalSonReturned is offline
    Banned User
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    10,848

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MatchesAndIgnition View Post
    Honestly though, I still try. I'd be like c'mon baby put it in my ass. We've tried everything. Diff lubes and positions. Can't get it in anymore. My ass wants no more.
    You better get some anal plugs/beads bitch adn start to stretching

  6. #8366
    Registered User berrryfrezh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    4,792

    Default

    I want to stick my finger under foreskin and pull foreskin back... must find an uncut guy asap.
    I know that the world is not going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015.

    tumblr
    ask and you shall receive

  7. #8367
    -Banned- ProdigalSonReturned is offline
    Banned User
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    10,848

    Default

    EWWWW ***** EWWWW

  8. #8368
    Registered User berrryfrezh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    4,792

    Default

    IT POPPED! I didn't need to go to the ER after all.

    I peed and wiped myself like normal then saw all this blood and my first thought was 'omg I'm on my period! I CAN'T FIT A TAMPON PAST THAT SWOLLEN BEAST!!!' then I realized it was bleeding, really badly. So I kept wiping and trying to get the blood out then I got pee in the sore I guess because did it burn oh how it burned. I wanted to cry.

    Thank God I remembered I had some of those vagisil itch wipes laying around. Those are the greatest invention. It currently doesn't burn, hurt, or itch. It however won't stop bleeding.

    Just ew. Worst couple of days of my life tbh.
    I know that the world is not going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015.

    tumblr
    ask and you shall receive

  9. #8369
    Registered User StupidBetch-'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    4,204

    Default

    If a guy wants anal he's gonna have to let me stick something up his ass first.

  10. #8370
    -Banned- ProdigalSonReturned is offline
    Banned User
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    10,848

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by StupidBetch- View Post
    If a guy wants anal he's gonna have to let me stick something up his ass first.
    don't you complian about attracting DL guys anyway? or is that another Black girl living in LA on here? i havne't been on in forever so idk

  11. #8371
    Registered User StupidBetch-'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    4,204

    Default

    I think that's someone else. I attract psychos.

  12. #8372
    -Banned- ProdigalSonReturned is offline
    Banned User
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    10,848

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by StupidBetch- View Post
    I think that's someone else. I attract psychos.
    My apologies madam Mish

  13. #8373
    Registered User MatchesAndIgnition's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    130

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by berrryfrezh View Post
    IT POPPED! I didn't need to go to the ER after all.

    I peed and wiped myself like normal then saw all this blood and my first thought was 'omg I'm on my period! I CAN'T FIT A TAMPON PAST THAT SWOLLEN BEAST!!!' then I realized it was bleeding, really badly. So I kept wiping and trying to get the blood out then I got pee in the sore I guess because did it burn oh how it burned. I wanted to cry.

    Thank God I remembered I had some of those vagisil itch wipes laying around. Those are the greatest invention. It currently doesn't burn, hurt, or itch. It however won't stop bleeding.

    Just ew. Worst couple of days of my life tbh.
    Wtf are you talking about?

  14. #8374
    Oh, yes. Kiralicious's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    8,749

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MatchesAndIgnition View Post
    Wtf are you talking about?
    This is just a guess, but she might be talking about the cyst she mentioned a few pages back.

    This is a TMI thread, it's not necessarily meant to be on topic.

    Anywhoo, update on my infection: The outside still itches slightly and still burns like shit when I pee, but everything's looking better from a mirror's point of view. Here's hoping that tomorrow my poor vagina will be good as new.

  15. #8375
    ~Ashleigh~ ladyxviolinist's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    1,307

    Default

    Sooo...I've had a sinus infection for more than a week. It's really nasty. I'm hacking up mucus and it's green and yellow and spotted throughout a clear substance. My nose is raw from constantly wiping it and my doctor hasn't prescribed any medication. I feel disgusting.
    Sometimes I wonder why I'm here. Other times I wonder whether I would want to be anywhere else.

  16. #8376
    Registered User Freakyfreakchick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    2,040

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiralicious View Post
    This is just a guess, but she might be talking about the cyst she mentioned a few pages back.

    This is a TMI thread, it's not necessarily meant to be on topic.

    Anywhoo, update on my infection: The outside still itches slightly and still burns like shit when I pee, but everything's looking better from a mirror's point of view. Here's hoping that tomorrow my poor vagina will be good as new.
    I just get Monistat and kill that sucker. They have a one day thing where all you have to do is put it in before bed. it leaks out and it kinda burns a bit at first, but then it numbs it.
    Quote Originally Posted by XsrdX22 View Post
    Nell's the baddest bitch on TS


    I'm a sexy piece of meat and a freak in bed.

  17. #8377
    Registered User Reginasfangirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    2,267

    Default

    Buying a toilet plunger and nothing else.

    The reason why they have self service checkouts at the grocery store.

  18. #8378
    Registered User CrazyNicole's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    1,905

    Default

    I'm glad you're feeling better Kiralicous! Sorry I forgot saying the bit about tight underwear as well, I'm happy it's finally clearing out.


    TMI:
    I ate chicken wings for the first time in forever last night....
    I can't stop pooping today it's ridiculous.
    You are not lost
    You are here

  19. #8379
    yes. kelsav2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    4,262

    Default



    me just now

  20. #8380
    Registered User Freakyfreakchick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    2,040

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by kelsav2 View Post


    me just now
    I'm so keeping that lol
    Quote Originally Posted by XsrdX22 View Post
    Nell's the baddest bitch on TS


    I'm a sexy piece of meat and a freak in bed.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
monitoring_string = "4602c2f6f50d14a8ded4584efe3ed885"