TMI (Too Much Information)

[NarcissaBlack]

My boyfriend cums loads, like a lot people. Took getting used to.

Yours too?
Geeze. It's such a hassle.

I'm gonna make a deal with him, that everytime I give head an he cums more then three tablespoons, then he has to give me head.

[monj15]

Yours too?
Geeze. It's such a hassle.

I'm gonna make a deal with him, that everytime I give head an he cums more then three tablespoons, then he has to give me head.

How will you measure the ***?

[NarcissaBlack]

How will you measure the ***?

I will keep a measuring spoon set in our sidetable drawer. I swear to god I will.

[monj15]

I will keep a measuring spoon set in our sidetable drawer. I swear to god I will.

Ahaha seems like a good plan.

[Gossip-]

The thought of swallowing *** makes me kind of sick. I just hate the taste. This one time this guy came in my mouth while i was giving him head and he was like um i came and i was like lolwut no waiii i definitely didn't not feel or taste anything.

[itsvodkabitch]

Ngl, one of my biggest concerns rn is getting *** in my hair.
#blackgirlthing

[dropsofjupiter_x]

Ngl, one of my biggest concerns rn is getting *** in my hair.
#blackgirlthing

AMEN.

[fashionyourseatbelts-]

I just farted.

[LiveForTruth]

Whenever I give my boyfriend a bj, I swallow every time. I also burp about a minute after... every time.
And not on purpose.
It just happens.
It makes us laugh.

[BitchLikeMe]

@ dick sucking and swallowing the fun stuff.

[le_franglais]

Yours too?
Geeze. It's such a hassle.

I'm gonna make a deal with him, that everytime I give head an he cums more then three tablespoons, then he has to give me head.

Tell him to man up and delete the "more than three tablespoons" bit

[crashdown-]

you have to make a deal with your boyfriend to eat you out?

lol how shitty.

[OneDisasterLess]

Well since it seems like the main topic, I told my boyfriend that whenever I get around to blowing him I'd swallow. :p

[monj15]

One time I actually got some up my nose. Because it came suddenly
and strong so I had a major gross out moment and it got everywhere.
At least he thought it was funny but I was embarrassed.

[le_franglais]

When it gets up your nose that's a real nightmare. Because even if you blow it out you just smell it for ages.

[Decisions]

When it gets up your nose that's a real nightmare. Because even if you blow it out you just smell it for ages.

*** in eye is worse

[monj15]

Ouch I haven't had that happen to me...yet.

[le_franglais]

Never shot myself in the eye. I mean you see pictures of people with ocular herpes...pretty horrendous stuff

[Decisions]

I guess I had some on my hand and I rubbed my eye and bam
it felt like it was on fire

[TJDynamo]

When it gets up your nose that's a real nightmare. Because even if you blow it out you just smell it for ages.

snort water, it'll go away
works with vomit too