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  1. 08-02-2010 10:28 PM #41
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    granted.................but taylor ate that too before u even had a chance at it lmao

    i wish for a PENIS!!!! lmfao
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  2. 08-02-2010 11:01 PM #42
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    Granted but it's only 2 inches long. I wish for a hooker
    (_!_) = Normal Ass
    (__!__) = Big Ass
    (!) = Tight Ass
    (_?_) = Dumb Ass
    (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
    (_$_) = Rich Ass
    (_x_) = Kiss My Ass



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    Teenspot is the last place you should come for advice about stds. Half the people will tell you, you have aids and the rest will think your penis is pregnant.
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  3. 08-02-2010 11:04 PM #43
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    granted, but she gives you aids. i wish for true love.
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  4. 08-02-2010 11:05 PM #44
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    granted but i stole him from you 2 months later :P

    i wish for ..................dead pple :P
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  5. 08-02-2010 11:17 PM #45
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    Granted but they all look like a a turd that came out of a blue waffle. I wish for butt ***
    (_!_) = Normal Ass
    (__!__) = Big Ass
    (!) = Tight Ass
    (_?_) = Dumb Ass
    (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
    (_$_) = Rich Ass
    (_x_) = Kiss My Ass



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    Teenspot is the last place you should come for advice about stds. Half the people will tell you, you have aids and the rest will think your penis is pregnant.
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  6. 08-03-2010 01:11 PM #46
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    Bump
    (_!_) = Normal Ass
    (__!__) = Big Ass
    (!) = Tight Ass
    (_?_) = Dumb Ass
    (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
    (_$_) = Rich Ass
    (_x_) = Kiss My Ass



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    Teenspot is the last place you should come for advice about stds. Half the people will tell you, you have aids and the rest will think your penis is pregnant.
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  7. 08-03-2010 07:42 PM #47
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    Granted, but you die of a mysterious illness 2 minutes after the worst butt *** experience of your life.

    I wish for a new black sweatshirt.
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  8. 08-03-2010 07:58 PM #48
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    Granted, but it's made of freshly killed African/Asian people's hair.


    I wish for world peace.













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  9. 08-03-2010 08:41 PM #49
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    Granted but now everyones too happy and it frightens you.

    I wish for a purple koala.
    "I think I saw you in my sleep, darling. I think I saw you in my dreams, you were stitching up the seams on every broken promise that your body couldn't keep.
    I think I saw you in my sleep."
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  10. 08-03-2010 10:17 PM #50
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    Granted, but it's psychotic and kills everyone you love/care about.

    I wish iPods were more durable and reliable.
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  11. 08-04-2010 05:46 AM #51
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    granted, but now they never stop playing full volume.

    I wish I had wings
    Do you ever wake up to realize
    that your life is meaningless?
    Does it give you strength or lead you to
    your grave?
    Poetry:
    Et Moi
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  12. 08-04-2010 09:45 AM #52
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    Granted but you are never able to land on the ground ever again. I wish for a 30 inch dick
    (_!_) = Normal Ass
    (__!__) = Big Ass
    (!) = Tight Ass
    (_?_) = Dumb Ass
    (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
    (_$_) = Rich Ass
    (_x_) = Kiss My Ass



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    Teenspot is the last place you should come for advice about stds. Half the people will tell you, you have aids and the rest will think your penis is pregnant.
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  13. 08-04-2010 09:50 AM #53
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    Granted but it snaps off two months later.

    I wish to be promoted to Sergeant in Army Cadets...
    Kyo Saki is in the house! :3 [furaffinity: Kyo_kun; furnation: KyoSaki]
    If you want my facebook or anything, ask.
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  14. 08-04-2010 11:04 AM #54
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    Granted, but you get in an accident and become paralyzed from the waist below.

    I wish for a waterproof camera.
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  15. 08-04-2010 09:05 PM #55
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    Granted, but all the pics come out ridiculously blurry.

    I wish the scar on my arm would disappear.
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  16. 08-05-2010 02:54 AM #56
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    Granted, but it's covered by another, larger, scar.


    I wish I had sexy, college bitch on my couch right now.













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  17. 08-05-2010 10:21 AM #57
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    Granted but she has several STDs that she doesn't tell you about.

    I wish I had my drivers license.
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  18. 08-05-2010 11:50 AM #58
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    Granted but ur 2 poor 2 drive a car.

    I wish that I was done with school
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  19. 08-05-2010 12:27 PM #59
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    Granted but you fail your classes and can't move on to the next grade. I wish for a chubby bunny
    (_!_) = Normal Ass
    (__!__) = Big Ass
    (!) = Tight Ass
    (_?_) = Dumb Ass
    (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
    (_$_) = Rich Ass
    (_x_) = Kiss My Ass



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    Teenspot is the last place you should come for advice about stds. Half the people will tell you, you have aids and the rest will think your penis is pregnant.
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  20. 08-05-2010 10:27 PM #60
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    Marshmallow game or a fat bunny? Okay either way: 1) Granted but you choke to death on the marshmallows or 2) Granted but the bunny has a terrible stench that you can never get rid of.

    I wish for strawberry ice cream.
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