Corrupt A Wish

[jahmallovato]

granted, but you get an other std instead.
I wish I had my eye sight!

[fashionyourseatbelts-]

Granted, but you can't see anything without huge goofy glasses.

I wish for nice long legs.

[frak]

Granted, but your upper half is so huge and fat, your long legs that are too thin cannot hold your top half up... so you have to roll around in a wheelchair.

I wish I had a Macbook.

[Legend29]

Granted but it is defective. I wish for 20 tasty pizzas

[frak]

Granted, but the toppings consist of toe nails, bird feathers, and pieces of aluminum foil.

I wish I could go see Inception again.

[Legend29]

Granted but the screen is blurry only to your eyes. I wish for a sports contract

[xDelanx]

Granted, but you're signed to somewhere shitty, like the Nets.

I wish to get paid this week.

[tmammajamma]

Granted, but taxes will take half your pay check.

I wish that he would want to be with me.

[fashionyourseatbelts-]

Wish granted, but you soon realize that he's a lazy ass mofo.

I wish I knew how to sing well.

[MyNameIsNotBrad]

Granted, but you're discovered by someone who has the same beliefs as Ike Turner.....



I wish I had a diamond grill (mouth).

[Legend29]

Granted but it gives you severe pain to your gums. I wish for a taco bell meal

[turtlebaby11]

Granted but you get food poisoning.
I wish I was an expert dancer.

[frak]

Granted, but you get into an accident that makes you paralyzed for life.

I wish I had enough money to get a manipedi.

[Legend29]

Granted but u get mugged by a gorllia before you can buy anything. I wish for a pet turkey

[frak]

Granted, but it is a killer turkey with a single goal: to kill you.

I wish my finger nails were stronger and wouldn't break as easily.

[BlondieRidez]

granted................but then u went emo and put ur hand into a wood chipper :P

i wish for taylor lautner haha

[frak]

Granted, but he turns into a major jerk and suddenly aspires to be overweight and only eat junk food or at fast food restaurants.

I wish I could get a new cell phone.

[BlondieRidez]

granted..............but taylor got hungry and ate it :P

i wish to get a flat tummy........

[frak]

Granted, but you also gain the desire to never eat again, so you die of starvation.

I wish I had a bowl of strawberry ice cream in front of me right now.

[Legend29]

Granted but it is covered in wasps. I wish for a condom that wouldn't break